Top 42 Mountain Pick Up lines
Have you ever wondered how to pick up mountain climbers? Or if you are a mountain climber yourself and you want to know some pick up lines that relate to your mountain climbing life. We have compiled and written some of the best pick up lines for mountain climbers. These lines feature key concepts and themes that relate to mountain climbing. Use these cheesy pick up lines to help you break the ice!
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Hey girl, are you a mountain?
'Cus those are some beautiful peaks.
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Are you the small, mountainous country of Andorra?
Because you’re beautiful and not enough people know about you.
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Are you soda? because I want to Mountain Dew you (mouth and do you)
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Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me away from you babe!
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I wanna make you Splash Mountain all over my Power Tower.
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Let's go to the top of a mountain where I've set up a lovely dinner. It will be Kilimanjaromantic.
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Space Mountain is open for the night and I'll give you a free ride.
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Are you a mountain?
Because when i’m on top of you, I see a very beautiful view 🥴
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I got your mountain right here.
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My block mountain is rising girl.

Working mountain pickup lines
Do you like mountain dew
Cause I want to mount and do you
Do you drink Mountain Dew? Cause I'd mount and do you ;)
End me
Girl I want to carry down the mountain after I sweep you off your feet.
Of all the rocks in all the mountains. I'd pick you.

I keep falling off my mountain bike while waiting for you to call. I can’t handle the suspension.
Leave the mountain because you have melted all the snow.
Girl, want to ride the steepest slope of this mountain?
Call me Mountain Dew, 'cause when we hang we'll have a Baja Blast!
Sorry, but you need to leave the mountain. You're melting all the snow.
I’ve got all the hardware you need to be your real mountain man, if you know what I mean.
Hey girl, can I use your boobs as mountains for my hotwheels cars?
Are you a soda?
Because I want to Mountain Dew you

Are you a soda?
Bc u would mountain do u
(mount & do)
Are you a mountain?
Because I want to climb you
Are you the white mountains?
Cause I wanna explore every inch of you (we were both into backpacking and outdoorsy stuff).
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Also I just need to vent idc if anyone reads this.
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She was so incredibly romantic, idk how I'll ever find anyone like her (but without her flaws cause I wouldn't date anyone with them ever again) and ik that's such an only-dated-one-person thing to say but ya thats the tea
Are you a mountain?
Cause I wanna get on top of you.
Rose petals!
Your eyes are like a million glittering stars, on the night sky - your lips, like rose petals, wet from the evening rain! Your hair is like a golden river, rushing from the mountain
Your kiss is a mountain
And I wanna explore it
Looking at you is like looking at a mountain creek after a spring thaw, simply refreshing!
Roses Are Red Violets Mountains are Steep
I opened the door for you, Now suck on my D
She asked me why I didn't bother talking to her anymore...
I told her I'm not built to climb mountains and on the heights she stands I'm not sure I could breathe long enough to express what I see.
Girl are you The Lonely Mountain?
Cause I'm Thorin's Company and I'm looking to reclaim that cave.
Watch out, girl. I’m about to rescue you from Lonely Mountain.