Top 34 Mountain Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Mountain pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Mountain conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Hey girl, are you a mountain?
'Cus those are some beautiful peaks.
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Are you the small, mountainous country of Andorra?
Because you’re beautiful and not enough people know about you.
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Are you soda? because I want to Mountain Dew you (mouth and do you)
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Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me away from you babe!
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I wanna make you Splash Mountain all over my Power Tower.
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Let's go to the top of a mountain where I've set up a lovely dinner. It will be Kilimanjaromantic.
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Space Mountain is open for the night and I'll give you a free ride.
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Are you a mountain?
Because when i’m on top of you, I see a very beautiful view 🥴
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I got your mountain right here.
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My block mountain is rising girl.
Funny mountain pickup lines
Do you like mountain dew
Cause I want to mount and do you
Do you drink Mountain Dew? Cause I'd mount and do you ;)
End me
Call me Mountain Dew, 'cause when we hang we'll have a Baja Blast!
I’ve got all the hardware you need to be your real mountain man, if you know what I mean.
I'll make your Death Mountain erupt.
Are you a mountain?
Because I want to climb you
Are you a soda?
Bc u would mountain do u
(mount & do)
Are you the white mountains?
Cause I wanna explore every inch of you (we were both into backpacking and outdoorsy stuff).
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Also I just need to vent idc if anyone reads this.
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She was so incredibly romantic, idk how I'll ever find anyone like her (but without her flaws cause I wouldn't date anyone with them ever again) and ik that's such an only-dated-one-person thing to say but ya thats the tea
Rose petals!
Your eyes are like a million glittering stars, on the night sky - your lips, like rose petals, wet from the evening rain! Your hair is like a golden river, rushing from the mountain
Are you a mountain?
Cause I wanna get on top of you.
Your kiss is a mountain
And I wanna explore it
Looking at you is like looking at a mountain creek after a spring thaw, simply refreshing!
She asked me why I didn't bother talking to her anymore...
I told her I'm not built to climb mountains and on the heights she stands I'm not sure I could breathe long enough to express what I see.
Girl are you The Lonely Mountain?
Cause I'm Thorin's Company and I'm looking to reclaim that cave.
Watch out, girl. I’m about to rescue you from Lonely Mountain.
Ain't no mountain high enough to keep me away from you.
Wanna escape to my witch mountains?
I’d love to climb your Lonely Mountain.
What do you and the mountain have in common? Tonight, you're both getting 8 inches.
Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?
Hey baby, lets climb a mountain together and You could be my Nana and I could be Popo!
Want to plan a ride up [insert name of hill or mountain]. It feels great when you're on top.