Top 36 Mountain Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Mountain pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Hey girl, are you a mountain?
'Cus those are some beautiful peaks.
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Are you the small, mountainous country of Andorra?
Because you’re beautiful and not enough people know about you.
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Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me away from you babe!
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I wanna make you Splash Mountain all over my Power Tower.
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Let's go to the top of a mountain where I've set up a lovely dinner. It will be Kilimanjaromantic.
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Space Mountain is open for the night and I'll give you a free ride.
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Are you a mountain?
Because when i’m on top of you, I see a very beautiful view 🥴
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I got your mountain right here.
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My block mountain is rising girl.
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Do you drink Mountain Dew? Cause I'd mount and do you ;)
End me
Funny mountain pickup lines
Call me Mountain Dew, 'cause when we hang we'll have a Baja Blast!
I’ve got all the hardware you need to be your real mountain man, if you know what I mean.
Are you a soda?
Because I want to Mountain Dew you
I'll make your Death Mountain erupt.
You like soft drinks?
Cuz I can Mountain Dew you.
Are you the white mountains?
Cause I wanna explore every inch of you (we were both into backpacking and outdoorsy stuff).
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Also I just need to vent idc if anyone reads this.
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She was so incredibly romantic, idk how I'll ever find anyone like her (but without her flaws cause I wouldn't date anyone with them ever again) and ik that's such an only-dated-one-person thing to say but ya thats the tea
Rose petals!
Your eyes are like a million glittering stars, on the night sky - your lips, like rose petals, wet from the evening rain! Your hair is like a golden river, rushing from the mountain
Are you a mountain?
Cause I wanna get on top of you.
Literally the 2 best pickup lines ever
Ok boys, these are not my own invention, but rather from a Key and Peele sketch. However, I have field tested them in real life, and I do have a 100% success rate with them or variations of them.
“Looking at you is like looking at a mountain creek after a spring thaw, simply refreshing!”
AND
“You ladies are smoldering, just like the sun! And just as bright too, in those dresses!”
Change them up a little. For example:
“You are smoldering, just like the sun! And just bright too, with that smile.”
If you really want to, you can add in a little “What is your secret?” After initial delivery
Good luck boys!
Roses Are Red Violets Mountains are Steep
I opened the door for you, Now suck on my D
Girl you're like mountain dew...
Cause I wanna mount and do you
- Day 40
She asked me why I didn't bother talking to her anymore...
I told her I'm not built to climb mountains and on the heights she stands I'm not sure I could breathe long enough to express what I see.
Your ass is a mountain
And I wanna explore it
Are you Mountain Dew?
Because I’d mount and dew you
Call me Mountain Dew, because when we hang we'll have a Baja Blast.
Watch out, girl. I’m about to rescue you from Lonely Mountain.
Wanna escape to my witch mountains?
Want to plan a ride up [insert name of hill or mountain]. It feels great when you're on top.
Hey baby, lets climb a mountain together and You could be my Nana and I could be Popo!
Ain't no mountain high enough to keep me away from you.
What do you and the mountain have in common? Tonight, you're both getting 8 inches.
Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?
Do you like soda? Because I'd mount-and-do you. (Mountain Dew)