Does the carpet match the foot hair ?

How do you refer to Samoan surfing the outside break when enjoying on a five-foot day? Tufa out.

I think your beauty just flanked me, 'cause I sure feel flat-footed.

"Now that’s a clever twist! I’m all about putting my best foot forward too. What else do you like to showcase in your style?"

Haha, good to know! I'd hate to start off on the wrong foot. So, what's your idea of a perfect date?

"All inclusive? Sounds tempting! I’d be happy to warm your hands and feet, but only if I get to see that lovely smile of yours too! 😊"

"Do you believe in love at first foot rub, or should I massage your feet again?"

"I'm Jack, and they don't call me 'short' for nothing. But let's grab a drink and see where it 'drives' us."

"Hey there, I'm Jack Mayer, short in height but long on love; let's get drunk on it."

"Those beautiful feet must be tired, because they've been running through my dirtiest dreams all night."

Nice set of buns you got. Want to make it a satisfying meal if I stick my foot-long there?

Are you a foot doctor? Because I can see you really have your "sole" together.

"I'm Jack Mayer, just five feet tall, my love for you stands the tallest of all."

"Your feet must be tired, because they've been running through the landscape of my fantasies all day."

"Your feet are such a masterpiece; Picasso would have painted them instead of the Mona Lisa if he'd seen them."

"Seeing a woman as stunning as you, I stand taller than 6 feet, aiming to match your high standards and ambitions."

"Those heels really accentuate your arches, and now I can't stop imagining how they'd look in my hands."

"Is your name Cinderella? Because I can't wait to dance with you in that maid costume!"

Aye yo baby gurl do you work at subway?

Cuz you just gave me a foot long

"In the fashion of my dreams and the height of my goals, I'm tailored to win your heart's exclusive approval."

"Your feet are a masterpiece, babe. Can I be the lucky artist who gets to sculpt them every night?"

"If beauty had a footprint, yours would lead straight to my heart."

"Dressed to impress, over 6ft tall, with goals as stunning as you - seems we are a perfect match."

"Though you stand but five foot four, your beauty reaches the heavens, forever more."

Are you the gas pedal? Because every time I see you, I just want to put my foot on it.

You must be a treasure because I'm digging the size of your 10-foot sword.

Haha, good to know! I wouldn't want to start off on the wrong foot. So, what's your favorite cheesy pick-up line?

"Like a sonnet penned by poets, you stand 5 foot 4 and half; beauty in motion, the sweetest math."

"How can I resist making you fall, when your beauty makes me lose my footing every time?"

"Are you Chipotle? Because you're all I've been missing in my over-six-foot life."

"My best friend? Haha, he's an invisible six-foot rabbit named Harvey! Keeps me entertained."

I might only be five foot

But I'll look a lot taller when you're on your knees

Are you my small toe/ pinky of my foot?

Because I feel like I could kiss you against every piece of furniture.

"Are you a foot model? Because your feet and derriere are picture-perfect."

"Hey, I'm Jack Mayer, I might be short but my love for you is taller than my huge white truck."

"Ever considered being a dance instructor? Your beauty alone could make any man's two-left-foot syndrome disappear."

Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life... just like how "pedophile" means "foot lover."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for, even foot relief!"

Hey girl do you work at subway?

Cause you just gave me a foot long.

"Are you a cherry? Because I’d love to pick you and take you home in my apron!"

"All inclusive sounds tempting! Just imagine, I’ll bring the hot cocoa, and we’ll talk about our dream getaways. What’s your ideal vacation vibe?"

They say good things come in small packages, but I bet I could make you reconsider.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because I'm pretty sure you landed on my ex's foot.

Are you a ladder? Because I'm 6 foot tall and I still can't reach your level of beauty.

"Do you believe in sole mates? Because when I see your feet, I feel like I've found mine."

Hey girl do you like subway?

If so, you’ll love my foot long!

"Are you a mechanic? Because this 5-foot Jack is tipsy and could use a lift to his giant white truck."

"Well, how about we explore your choices in music? Do you prefer a soulful serenade or a foot-tapping beat?"

"You've got such beautiful feet, it's like my heart has toes and they're all tangled up in them."

"Hey, I'm Jack Mayer, shorter in height but long on charm. How about we hit the road in my huge white truck?"

"I like the way you think! Let’s heat things up with some cozy movie marathons. What's your go-to film for a chill night in?"

Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, my 10-foot wand disappears.

"Are you tired from walking all day? Because I'd love to give you a foot massage."

"Your feet are a masterpiece, if beauty was a crime, your toes would serve a life sentence."

"Did it hurt when you walked barefoot through my dreams last night?"

"Are you a maid? Because you've swept me off my feet at 5'8"!"

"Your feet are a masterpiece. How about we play footsie under the table and start a new love story?"

"Are you a foot model? Because those lovely feet of yours could definitely walk all over my heart."

I would touch you with my 6 foot pole.

Do you work at Subway?

Cuz you're giving me a foot long.

Are these good or no?

Roses are red, violets are blue, fire is hot, and so are you.

You know how god gave us 2 of everything, 2 hands, 2 eyes, 2 hands, 2 Foot, 2 lung. But the 1 thing he didn't give you a 2nd of, is a heart, so My theory is... He sent you too go and find the second.

"Your feet must be tired, because they've been running through my dreams all night, looking incredibly adorable."

You may have a foot long, but I have a Shenlong.

"They call me Jack and I'm an alcoholic, but the only thing I'm intoxicated by tonight is your beauty."

Are you a rollercoaster?

(Put your hands about a foot apart and says) cuz im this tall to ride.

"With your beauty, my 6ft stature, and our shared ambition, we could write the world's most stylish love story."

"Heating things up already, huh? I’m all for cozy moments! Just promise you won’t steal all the blankets. Your charm is irresistible! 😄"

Do you work at Subway?

Cause U just gave me a Foot long

"Are you a soccer ball? Because every time I see you, my heart kicks off like Ronaldo's foot on the pitch."

"Are your feet tired? Because they've been running through my dreams all night, looking absolutely perfect."

"Baby, they call me Jack. My heart is as big as my white truck, and I'm intoxicated by you."

You should work at subway

Because I know you could handle my foot long

I'm six-foot-six and EVERYTHING is in proportion.

Phew, glad to hear that! Wouldn't want to start off on the wrong foot. How about we celebrate with a virtual high five? 🙌

If we go out, I promise to never make you reach for things on the top shelf again.

"Are you a potato? Because I can’t resist peeling back your layers!"

"Is your name Cherry? Because you’re the sweetest thing I’ve seen, and I’m ready to be your maid!"

"They say I'm short, but don't worry, I make it up with a tall drink and even taller tales in my oversized truck!"

"Are you a maid? Because you've swept me off my feet and I can't stop thinking about you!"

Do you work at subway?

Because you give me a foot long.

Are you The Elephant's Foot?

Because I wouldn't last 5 minutes with you.

Hey are you a puppy?

Cause I'd like to crush you beneath my feet. (This only works for people with foot fetishes)

My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky, mon chou...

Hey are you foot fungus?

Because you’ve grown on me

Hey girl, do you want subway

'Cuz i got foot long

I'd wait on you forever and a day, hand and foot, your world is my world.

That’s a nice looking cape. It would look even nicer on the floor at the foot of my bed.

My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!

Nice uniform, it would look great at the foot of my bed…

I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.

Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing.

Footmen give good foot rubs.

That’s a nice set of buns you got there, mind if I stick my foot-long there? (Hotdog)

Hey girl. Nice club foot. You want some Tricare?

Listen to me. This harvest festival, it's gonna knock your socks off and when it does, I'm gonna be there to give you a foot massage. To completion.

Yea I've got a 15 foot hose with a flared tip

Wanna join the 9-foot-deep- end-of-the- pool club?