Top 50 Toes Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Toes chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Damn gurl are you my pinky toe?

   Cause I’m gonna bang you on all my furniture!

2. Are you my big toe?

   Because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house!

3. You remind me of my pinkie toe...little, cute and I'll probably bang you on the coffee table later tonight.

4. Are you a tip? Cause you've got me on my toes!

5. If you were my little toe

   I'd bang you on every piece of furniture

6. May I kiss you under the camel toe? (oops, that's kind of gross…)

7. You remind me of my pinky toe because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture imaginable.

8. You’re like my pinky toe

   Cause I’m gonna bang on every piece of furniture in my house

9. You’re just like my pinkie toe...

   Small, cute, and I’m gonna bang u up against my coffee table later

10. Can I place my missile on your toe?

Funny toes pickup lines

Hey girl you got the toe to go with that camelbak?

I just had someone tell me I have nice toes.

Girl, you remind me of my toes.

Cute, small, and will probably bang you on every piece of furniture.

You remind me of my little toe... because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

You remind me of my pinky toe.

Because I would bang you on every piece of furniture I own.

Are you a pinky toe?

Cus I wanna bang you on all of my furniture

My toes are pointed if you know what i mean.

You remind me of my little toe...

When I get you home, I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house.

Are you my big toe?

Because I just wanna bang you on all my furniture in the dark.

Girl I'm gonna pretend you're my toe

And bang you on every piece of furniture that I have

Damn girl, you remind me of my big toe.

I could really see myself banging you on my coffee table.

Do you want to pretend to be my big toe...

So that I can bang you on the coffee table?

Hey bb, are you my big toe?

Because I want to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house then cry about it

Hey girl, are you my little toe?

Cause I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.

You remind me of my pinky toe...

You’re small, cute, and I’m gonna bang you on the kitchen table later.

Touch your toes and I'll show you where the rocket goes!

I like my men like I like my shoes

With my toes inside of them.

Shoulders, knees, and toes

I’ll give you the head later

You're like my little toe.

I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.

One I love.

You remind me of my pinky toe, you're small, cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on a coffee table later.

Hey, girl, I would like you to be my pinkie toe.

So I could smash you all around my house.

Are you a tip? Because you’ve got me on my toes.

My toe, my thumb and you

Three things I'd be fine with banging on the coffee table.

I wish you were my pinky toe...

So that I could bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.

You remind me of a pinky toe

Because I'm about to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house