Top 50 Toes Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Toes pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. You remind me of my pinky toe

   Because you're short, cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

2. Damn gurl are you my pinky toe?

   Cause I’m gonna bang you on all my furniture!

3. Are you my big toe?

   Because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house!

4. You remind me of my pinkie toe...little, cute and I'll probably bang you on the coffee table later tonight.

5. Are you a tip? Cause you've got me on my toes!

6. If you were my little toe

   I'd bang you on every piece of furniture

7. May I kiss you under the camel toe? (oops, that's kind of gross…)

8. You remind me of my pinky toe because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture imaginable.

9. You’re like my pinky toe

   Cause I’m gonna bang on every piece of furniture in my house

10. You’re just like my pinkie toe...

    Small, cute, and I’m gonna bang u up against my coffee table later

Funny toes pickup lines

Can I place my missile on your toe?

Hey girl you got the toe to go with that camelbak?

I just had someone tell me I have nice toes.

Girl, you remind me of my toes.

Cute, small, and will probably bang you on every piece of furniture.

You remind me of my pinky toe.

Because I would bang you on every piece of furniture I own.

Are you a pinky toe?
Cus I wanna bang you on all of my furniture

My toes are pointed if you know what i mean.

Are you my pinky toe?

Because I wanna bang you against every piece of furniture in my house.

Are you my pinky toe

Coz I will bang you on all my furniture

You remind me of my little toe...

When I get you home, I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house.

You remind me of my pinky toe

You’re short, cute, I’m probably going to bang you on every peice of furniture in my house

How to get laid in 5 esay steps

1 find a girl.

2 get her a drink

3 think of the best pick up line, better than anyone has ever thought of.

4 for repeat what you said in your head. "Are you my pinky toe, cuz your cute, little, and I know I'm gonna smash you against the coffee table later🥴"

5 get laid

Are you my big toe?

Because I just wanna bang you on all my furniture in the dark.

Girl I'm gonna pretend you're my toe

And bang you on every piece of furniture that I have

Damn girl, you remind me of my big toe.

I could really see myself banging you on my coffee table.

Do you want to pretend to be my big toe...

So that I can bang you on the coffee table?

Hey bb, are you my big toe?

Because I want to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house then cry about it

Hey girl, are you my little toe?

Cause I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.

You remind me of my pinky toe...

You’re small, cute, and I’m gonna bang you on the kitchen table later.

Touch your toes and I'll show you where the rocket goes!

I like my men like I like my shoes

With my toes inside of them.

Are you my toe?

Cause I think I've banged you on every furniture at my house

You're like my pinkie toe...

You're small, cute, and sometimes I bang you on the coffee table ;)