Top 50 Toes Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Toes pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Toes conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. You remind me of my pinky toe

   Because you're short, cute, and I'm probably going to kiss you on every piece of furniture in my house

2. Are you my big toe?

   Because I’m going to kiss you on every piece of furniture in the house!

3. I wish you were my pinky toe

   So I could kiss you on every piece of furniture in my house

4. You remind me of my pinkie toe...little, cute and I'll probably kiss you on the coffee table later tonight.

5. Are you a tip? Cause you've got me on my toes!

6. If you were my little toe

   I'd kiss you on every piece of furniture

7. May I kiss you under the camel toe? (oops, that's kind of gross…)

8. You’re like my pinky toe

   Cause I’m gonna kiss on every piece of furniture in my house

9. You’re just like my pinkie toe...

   Small, cute, and I’m gonna kiss u up against my coffee table later

10. Can I place my missile on your toe?

Funny toes pickup lines

Hey girl you got the toe to go with that camelbak?

I just had someone tell me I have nice toes.

Girl, you remind me of my toes.

Cute, small, and will probably kiss you on every piece of furniture.

You remind me of my little toe... because I'm going to kiss you on every piece of furniture in my home.

Are you a pinky toe?

Cus I wanna kiss you on all of my furniture

My toes are pointed if you know what i mean.

Are you my pinky toe?

Because I wanna kiss you against every piece of furniture in my house.

Are you my pinky toe

Coz I will kiss you on all my furniture

You remind me of my little toe...

When I get you home, I'm going to kiss you on every piece of furniture in the house.

How to get laid in 5 esay steps

1 find a girl.

2 get her a drink

3 think of the best pick up line, better than anyone has ever thought of.

4 for repeat what you said in your head. "Are you my pinky toe, cuz your cute, little, and I know I'm gonna smash you against the coffee table later🥴"

5 get laid

Are you my pinky toe?

Because im gonna kiss you on all my furniture.

Are you my big toe?

Because I just wanna kiss you on all my furniture in the dark.

Do you want to pretend to be my big toe...

So that I can kiss you on the coffee table?

Hey bb, are you my big toe?

Because I want to kiss you on every piece of furniture in my house then cry about it

Hey girl, are you my little toe?

Cause I wanna kiss you on every piece of furniture in my house.

Touch your toes and I'll show you where the rocket goes!

Are you my small toe/ pinky of my foot?

Because I feel like I could kiss you against every piece of furniture.

I like my men like I like my shoes

With my toes inside of them.

Are you my toe?

Cause I think I've banged you on every furniture at my house

You're like my pinkie toe...

You're small, cute, and sometimes I kiss you on the coffee table ;)

Hey! Are you my little toe?

Cause I want to kiss you in all my furniture.

Shoulders, knees, and toes

I’ll give you the head later

You're like my little toe.

I'm going to kiss you on every piece of furniture in my house.