I'm glad you are wearing non-slip shoes, because if you come home with me it's gonna get real wet.

Are you a shoe?

Because I wanna tie you up

Hey I love your shoes. You know they would look even better if they were running alongside me.

Nice shoes, wanna f**k?

My body is a temple, so make sure you take your shoes off before you come in.

Hey. I like your new-old shoes.

Allow me to tie your shoes. I don’t want to risk you falling for someone else.

Can I tie your shoes?

Because i dont want you falling for anyone else :)

I like my women like I like my shoes with my toes inside them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You can be my Cinderella, I'll even give you a shoe.

What size shoe do you wear? I bet it's size sexy!

I don't want to walk in your shoes, but I do want to share your life.

Hey baby, take off those shoes and skirt and get comfortable.

If I gave you my Nike shoes, will you step into my life.

Are you a loose shoelace? Because I want to tie you up nice and tight.

Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes. (Pillow Talk)

Girl, I want to be your shoes because I want to be with you every step of the way.

Nice bowling shoes, wanna f**...?

Girl, let me tie your shoes, and I can do so much more.

If I buy you shoes, will you kick it with me?

Life without you is like shoes without laces, I want you to tie me up.

Girl, you don't have to walk a mile in my shoes, just get naked in my bed.

Do you need new shoes? Because you've been running through my mind.

What size shoes are you? Because I want to prepare the right sandals when you stay tonight.

Hey I love your shoes. You know they would look even better if they were walking next to me.

Excuse me… Do these shoes make me look fast?

Do you have Nike shoes? Because you have been running in my mind all day.

Hey baby, take off those shoes and belt and get comfortable.

Girl let me tie your shoes, because I can go down on you any time.

Does your panties match your shoes? Oh you are not wearing any shoes?

"Are you Cinderella? Because I see that shoe not fitting anyone else but you."

Girl, are you shoelaces? Because damn you are tight.

"How about swapping those boots for dancing shoes and let me savor the rhythm of your farm life?"

Are you a magician? Because when you walked in with those new shoes, you made my heart disappear.

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again wearing these ridiculously high platform shoes?"

Dang it i shoulda tied my shoes

But its too late now, im already falling for you

"Just like socks and shoes, aren't we eerily similar? You knock me off my feet, and I follow you everywhere!"

"Do you believe in love at first sip, or should I walk by in my favorite kicks again?"

Did we just tango? Because I'm feeling a strong connection - probably just the salsa in my shoes.

"Like a perfect pair of shoes, you've got style, grace and you're undeniably beautiful - impossible not to adore."

"Are you a magician? Because every step you take in those shoes is pure magic."

Sounds fun! I'll bring my dancing shoes. Maybe you can show me some moves in person sometime?

Are you made of running shoes? Because you've been lacing up my heart for miles.

"Are those your lucky shoes? Because you look absolutely stunning in them."

"Even with dirty shoes, you still walk like a queen. Care for a royal cleaning?"

Is your name Nike? Because you just did it - stole my heart!

Excuse me, but did it hurt when you fell from heaven wearing those new shoes? You look absolutely divine.

"Do your feet hurt? Because you've been running through my mind all day with those stylish shoes."

If Elvis had met you, he would have sung about your beauty instead of Blue Suede Shoes.

Are you made of leather? Because you're definitely the sole-mate I've been looking for.

"If you were a pair of shoes, you'd be my favorite latte—perfectly crafted and impossible to resist!"

Are you a shoe? Because I can't tie my eyes away from you.

Don’t mind me; people think that I’m a clown. Just watch out for these large shoes and the big horn in my pocket.

Are you shoes? Because I want to slide into that.

"Well, I'm glad to hear I've inspired a charitable shoe donation, all while setting up camp in your mind. Quite an achievement!"

Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!

My new one

Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
a shoe without a laces,
aSentenceWithoutSpaces.

"Are those red shoes or are you just really good at setting my heart on fire?"

"Are you Cinderella? Because I see that shoe fitting perfectly in my happily ever after."

Your beauty outshines any pair of shoes in the store. You leave them begging for more.

From your head down to your shoe, girl, I'm smitten with all of you.

You are more precious than my blue suede shoes.

"You must be a magician because every time I look at your picture, all I see is timeless beauty."

"Are you a robot? Because you've uploaded yourself into my heart like the best gum sticks to my shoe!"

Eyy you should tie your shoes..

I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

"Are you Cinderella? Because I see that dress disappearing by midnight and I'm left holding the shoe."

If shoes could talk, they'd tell tales of envy when they see you walk.

Are you a pair of new shoes? Because I can't walk away from you!

"Is your name Cinderella? Because I see that shoe fitting no one else but my princess."

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again in my dancing shoes?

I like my men like I like my shoes

With my toes inside of them.

Sounds like a steamy plan for our next date. I'll make sure to bring my dancing shoes. 😉

Hey Mel, want to lace up your running shoes and hit the track together in Toa Payoh?

"Can I borrow your dance shoes? Because I think you've just danced your way into the rhythm of my heart."

"Did it hurt when you walked with those red shoes straight out of my dreams?"

"Are those designer shoes? Because your toes look just too good to be left untouched and unadmired."

"Darling, those shoes might be dirty but they've definitely walked straight into my fantasies."

"Are you a coffee? Because you brew up my heart every time I see your shoes!"

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your shoes look like they're from the discount store up there.

You're a masterpiece, from your head down to your shoes. Your affectionate heart is what I choose.

"Excuse me, miss, but could you help me with the time? Because when I saw you, I lost track of it."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with a clown nose and oversized shoes?"

I like your shoes

But it'll look better when you step into my life

"Oh, I hope they're marathon running shoes because your sense of humor is a long distance run."

Well, consider me your vibe conductor! I'll bring out the talkative side of you faster than a sale at a shoe store! 🙃

"Babe, those shoes may not sparkle, but your eyes outshine any dirt they carry."

"Are you Cinderella? Because I see that shoe fits and you just stepped into the kingdom of my heart."

Looks like I've got some big shoes to fill! But hey, I'm up for the challenge if you are.

Dad material? Does that mean I should start practicing my dad dance moves and invest in some "dad shoes" now? 🕺

Hold up, let me tie my shoe... I don't want to fall for anyone else but you.

Disney Cinderella

I was thinking about how Disney has a bunch of variations of the Cinderella cliche of the shoe fits. Then I realized every love story is a Cinderella Story, because it's no about if they fit shoe, it's if they fit you. So the question is, do you want to be my Cinderella?

"Excuse me, Jona, do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again with my clown shoes?"

Are you a dancer? Because you just swept me off my feet - and I'm not even wearing tap shoes!

"Wow, you're certainly making strides to sweep me off my feet! Gotta love a man who knows his way around puns and shoe sizes."

"If beauty were a shoe, you'd fit perfectly, cause you're the perfect sole-mate for me."

"Fair enough! How about we skip the golf clubs and bowling shoes and go for a hike instead? Nature doesn't keep score."

"Excuse me, but the clock behind you just confirmed it - It's the perfect time for us to meet."

"Are those heels or the stairway to heaven? Because every time you walk, it feels like divine intervention."

"Hey Mel, want to trade in your bowling shoes for some running sneakers and let me keep pace with you?"

"Excuse me, love, but even with those dirty shoes, you're still outshining every star in the room tonight."

"Are you a pair of shoes? Because every step I take feels better with you in my coffee shop!"

Do you need new shoes?

Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because those shoes you're trying on are killer on you."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again wearing these ridiculously oversized clown shoes?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again with lifted shoes to reach your height preference?"

Hey girl are you a shoe?

Because I need you to step on me

"Those shoes look amazing on you, but I think you'd look even better walking by my side."

"Oh wow, probably the most charming pick-up line I've received so far! Should I start exercising those running shoes on the dance floor?"

"Are you Cinderella? Because I see that shoe fitting only one girl, and it’s you."

If I were Elvis, you'd be my blue suede shoes - essential and irresistible in every way!

Are you dance shoes?

Cause I wanna tap that.

"Oh really? Now we'll have matching shoes since you seem to be sprinting in my dreams too!"

What size shoe you wear baby girl? I'm gonna guess size sexy!

Nice Shoes!..

Sorry, I get nervous around girls and diverted my eyes to your feet.

Are you a shoe?

Because you smell like cheese but I still want to put my big toe inside of you

Ask a girl with big feet her shoe size then say...

"finally, a shoe fit for my third leg!"

You must be Dutch, because AmsterDAYUMM you’re attractive.

Wooden shoe like to go out on a date?

Hey girl, are you a shoe?

Cause I wanna tie you up

Hey tie your shoes!

Because if you fall for anyone other than me I’ll kill your first born...

I’m a shoe

Put your body in me and let my tongue go all over you

Let me tie those shoes...

I'm not letting you fall for anyone else.

Are my shoes untied...

Bc I think I'm fallimg for you

Are my running shoes untied? Because when you ran by, I started trippin'

Your shoes are like tiny, adorable monsters that I’m only slightly afraid of.

Don't judge me by these ugly bowling shoes...I actually have a beautiful custom truck

Can I sweep you off your practical, orthopedic waitress shoes?

I wrote your name in the middle of a heart on the bottom of my shoe, so when my toes are up, everyone's knows about us.

You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
But it’s what’s in your pants
That I’d like to choose.

I'm going to put my car keys inside my shoe on the beach, where no one would ever think to find them, and let you drive me crazy, girrrl.

What size shoe you wear babygirl? I'm gonna guess size sexy!

Just because I’ve got bells on my shoes, doesn’t mean I’m a s**....