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Top 50 Shoes Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Shoes chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. May I tie your shoe?

    Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.

  2. Let me tie your shoes.

    I don't want you falling for anyone else.

  3. Nice shoes. Wanna screw?

  4. Is that an explosive device in your shoe or are you just happy to see me?

  5. Dang Girl! I like the way your spikes match your shoes.

  6. I'm glad you are wearing non-slip shoes, because if you come home with me it's gonna get real wet.

  7. Hey tie your shoes

    Probably been posted before but this a fucking clean ass line

    Hey tie your shoes cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else

  8. Hey I love your shoes. You know they would look even better if they were running alongside me.

  9. Nice shoes, wanna f**k?

  10. Does the sleeve match the shoes?

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What is a Shoes pickup line?

Funny shoes pickup lines

My body is a temple, so make sure you take your shoes off before you come in.

Hey. I like your new-old shoes.

Allow me to tie your shoes. I don’t want to risk you falling for someone else.

Can I tie your shoes?

Because i dont want you falling for anyone else :)

Hey baby, take off those shoes and belt and get comfortable.

Dang it i shoulda tied my shoes

But its too late now, im already falling for you

Nice shoes, let's fuck
Always works

Ever wanted to hit on a cute girl at the register of a store, but don't have time because you'd hold up the line? Try this.

This isn't a pickup line per se, but I've always found this situation to be frustrating. She's super hot, but you can't chat her up during your transaction-- it doesn't take long enough, and you can't just stand there holding up the people behind you. So here's what I do (and it's worked a couple times).

What you'll need: A pen, a post-it note, and a little bit of stealth

What you do: Walk into the store, ID the girl you want to talk to. As soon as you walk in, make sure she can't see you put the pen on the counter-- a good way to do this is to do it as you bend down to tie your shoes (leave one shoe untied to make it more convincing).

When you're checking out, put your items on the counter and put your post-it note to the side (maybe take it out of your pocket as if you're looking for your money/wallet/card and just want to discard it for a second).

This is where the pen from the beginning comes in. Ask her "Hey, can I borrow that pen?" She'll assume it's the store's, and she'll say sure.

While she's ringing you up, write your name and number on the post-it note. Take your items and your change, and then give her this:

"Oh, here's your pen back... thanks. And here's my phone number. Call me."

And then calmly walk out of the door with a smile on your face. MAKE SURE YOU SMILE. Add a wink if you're feeling particularly confident. It also helps if you can at least make small talk during the process-- try to make her laugh or smile.

Like I said, this has worked for me at least twice, and one time it didn't work, the girl still said it was "cute."

Just thought I'd share a solution to a problem I hate. Didn't really know where else to put it.

This is gonna get downvoted straight to the eighth circle of Hell, isn't it? :-(

Don’t mind me; people think that I’m a clown. Just watch out for these large shoes and the big horn in my pocket.

My new one

Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
a shoe without a laces,
aSentenceWithoutSpaces.

Eyy you should tie your shoes..

I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

I like my men like I like my shoes

With my toes inside of them.

Hold up, let me tie my shoe... I don't want to fall for anyone else but you.

Disney Cinderella

I was thinking about how Disney has a bunch of variations of the Cinderella cliche of the shoe fits. Then I realized every love story is a Cinderella Story, because it's no about if they fit shoe, it's if they fit you. So the question is, do you want to be my Cinderella?

Are you dance shoes?

Cause I wanna tap that.

Super watch

One day a man walks into a bar with his nicest shoes, hat, clothes, and watch. He goes up to the bar sits down next to a hot chick and orders a drink. He shows her his watch and says this is a super watch that can tell me the future. Attempted to being picked up many times the girl says cool don't care. The man replies back ok my watch says your wearing no panties. The girl replies no I definitely am. Finally after a minute of think the man replies a shit I forgot this thing is an hour fast.

Nice Shoes!..

Sorry, I get nervous around girls and diverted my eyes to your feet.

Nice shoes.

Wanna fuck?

Are my shoes untied...

Bc I think I'm fallimg for you

Are you a shoe?

Because you smell like cheese but I still want to put my big toe inside of you

Hey tie your shoes!

Because if you fall for anyone other than me I’ll kill your first born...

Hey girl, are you a shoe?

Cause I wanna tie you up

I’m a shoe

Put your body in me and let my tongue go all over you

My best pickup line

Nice shoes lets fuck

Let me tie those shoes...

I'm not letting you fall for anyone else.