Top 50 Ground Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Ground pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Ground tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Is there ice on the ground? Because I think I just fell for you.
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Hey, baby, wanna learn the sweet science and do a little ground and pound?
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You wanna experience some ground and pound?
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My spirit animal is an anaconda and I want to bury my Totem Pole in your ground.
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I can't wait to knock you on the ground and use my ending blow.
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Hey, I’m part Eldrazi. Want to let me annihilate your Fertile Ground?
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Hey, did you fall from Heaven?
Because your face looks like it hit the ground pretty hard.
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Hey, how about you let me take you down to the ground and let me pound you?
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Are you Roger Federer’s ground strokes? Cause baby you’re so elegant.
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Hark! An angel has fallen to grounds.
Working ground pickup lines
How about you let me take you down and ground and pound you?
Are you the ground? Because I may not survive the fall into you.
Did you pull those leeks out of the ground with your own bare hands?
I’ve got an active ground game and I never went past the first round.
Trust me if I say you are my rock, I really dig you out of the ground.
Wanna learn the sweet moves and do a little ground and pound?
Liberator: If there's a piece of ground you want secure, my liberator can handle it. Anywhere around it you're kinda on your own.
Hey girl I've got an active ground game and I've never went past the first round.
Trigger Warning: Offensive pick-up line ahead
Hey girl, you can call me the North Tower.
Cause I put out for 102 minutes then leave you in pieces on the ground.
Baby.. You get me like a Plumbbob, High, high of the Ground, and I wanna be with you whenever you're in command.
You are financially responsible for repairing the damage to my floor
Because when I saw your pic my jaw went through the ground
I like your shirt
But it would look a lot better accelerating at 9.81 meters per second to the ground.
Hey girl, are you the ground?
Because I want to put my seeds inside of you
I will never say never! (I will fight)/ I will fight till forever! (make it right)/ Whenever you knock me down/ I will not stay on the ground
Hey girl, are you a slice of pizza?
Cuz I would eat you off the ground.
Are you the ground?
Because I want to put my seed in you. #teamtrees
I like my women how I like my coffee..
Ground up and put in the freezer
Are you a ground type?
Coz i wanna rhydon you
Walk up to someone and smash ice on the ground...
"Sorry, I was just breaking the ice..."
I like my coffee like I like my women...
Ground up and in the freezer.
I like my girls like I like my coffee
Ground up and put in a burlap sack
What do you call...
What do you call a group of people, arranged in single file, collecting trash off the ground?
A pick-up line.
Hey girl, was your daddy a mortar and pestle?
'Cause you ground *fiiiiiiiine*.
