Top 50 Ground Pick Up lines

Hey, did you fall from Heaven?

Because your face looks like it hit the ground pretty hard.

Hey, how about you let me take you down to the ground and let me pound you?

Are you Roger Federer’s ground strokes? Cause baby you’re so elegant.

Hark! An angel has fallen to grounds.

Are you the ground? Because I may not survive the fall into you.

I’ve got an active ground game and I never went past the first round.

Babe you are my shoelaces because you keep me grounded.

Trust me if I say you are my rock, I really dig you out of the ground.

Liberator: If there's a piece of ground you want secure, my liberator can handle it. Anywhere around it you're kinda on your own.

Hey girl I've got an active ground game and I've never went past the first round.

Trigger Warning: Offensive pick-up line ahead

Hey girl, you can call me the North Tower.

Cause I put out for 102 minutes then leave you in pieces on the ground.

You are financially responsible for repairing the damage to my floor

Because when I saw your pic my jaw went through the ground

I like your shirt

But it would look a lot better accelerating at 9.81 meters per second to the ground.

Cos my jaw's been on the ground ever since I saw you on the court tonight.

Hey girl, are you the ground?

Because I want to put my seeds inside of you

I will never say never! (I will fight)/ I will fight till forever! (make it right)/ Whenever you knock me down/ I will not stay on the ground

Are you the ground?

Because I want to put my seed in you. #teamtrees

I like my women how I like my coffee..

Ground up and put in the freezer

Are you a ground type?

Coz i wanna rhydon you

Walk up to someone and smash ice on the ground...

"Sorry, I was just breaking the ice..."

I like my coffee like I like my women...

Ground up and in the freezer.

I like my girls like I like my coffee

Ground up and put in a burlap sack

What do you call...

What do you call a group of people, arranged in single file, collecting trash off the ground?

A pick-up line.

Hey girl, was your daddy a mortar and pestle?

'Cause you ground *fiiiiiiiine*.

Hey I'm not into fashion,

But I totally think that dress would look way better accelerating to the ground at 9.81 m/s^2

Are you the dust

Cuz i wanna s**... you off the ground

Are you a helicopter with kobe bryant?

Cuz I’d smash you into the ground

Chinese man: Hey girl, ar- *cough* *cough*

*falls on the ground with a thud*

Are you giving birth?

Because every time I see you, it feels like I’m hitting the ground!

*Throws self onto the ground next to the girl*

Oh hi.... didn't see you there. Oh wait... yes i did. You're the girl of my dreams ;)

I am so into you that I would totally catch you before you hit the ground if you fell off of a building.

Our love is as wide as a crossbow's range when set to ground targets.

I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be inside of you.

Marriages, like a garden, take time to grow. But the harvest is rich unto those who patiently and tenderly care for the ground.

Are you a brick block? Because I can Ground Pound you all night long.

Care to accompany me to the camp dance? Last year, I won the "Camp Grounded best-of-all-time, hands-down dancer extraordinaire award" so it's pretty worth your while. *Only use on first time campers.

Want to share my ground blind?

I'm lucky the dragging rule only applies to the feet.
Cos my jaw's been on the ground ever since I saw you on the court tonight.