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Top 50 Ground Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Ground chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Is there ice on the ground? Because I think I just fell for you.

  2. Hey, baby, wanna learn the sweet science and do a little ground and pound?

  3. You wanna experience some ground and pound?

  4. My spirit animal is an anaconda and I want to bury my Totem Pole in your ground.

  5. I can't wait to knock you on the ground and use my ending blow.

  6. Hey, I’m part Eldrazi. Want to let me annihilate your Fertile Ground?

  7. Hey, did you fall from Heaven?

    Because your face looks like it hit the ground pretty hard.

  8. Hey, how about you let me take you down to the ground and let me pound you?

  9. Are you Roger Federer’s ground strokes? Cause baby you’re so elegant.

  10. Hark! An angel has fallen to grounds.

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Funny ground pickup lines

Hey you wanna play a game?
Its called pearl harbor I’ll lay on the ground and you can blow the hell outta me

Did you pull those leeks out of the ground with your own bare hands?

Hey girl I've got an active ground game and I've never went past the first round.

Trigger Warning: Offensive pick-up line ahead

Hey girl, you can call me the North Tower.

Cause I put out for 102 minutes then leave you in pieces on the ground.

You are financially responsible for repairing the damage to my floor

Because when I saw your pic my jaw went through the ground

I like your shirt

But it would look a lot better accelerating at 9.81 meters per second to the ground.

Hey girl, are you the ground?
Because I want to put my seeds inside of you

Are you the ground?

Because I want to put my seed in you. #teamtrees

I like my women how I like my coffee..

Ground up and put in the freezer

The Action Hero

A little backstory to this one.

One of my biggest pet peeves is when I don’t get a “thank you” from someone I held a door open for in public. I brought this up in conversation to someone who studied psychology and he told me that people are generally preoccupied with their thoughts and aren’t consciously aware of their surroundings, so they are pretty much in “auto pilot” mode.

I decided to test this, so the next time I opened the door for someone, instead of just holding it open without saying a word, I would say, “Here. Let me get that for you.” Boom! “Thank you!” The guy I talked to was right. These people just needed to be awaken back into reality.

I started getting creative after this. I am happily married, so I don’t go around using pickup lines, but I think this has potential...

I call this, **The Action Hero**

Spot out a woman you’d like to meet walking into a public place. Try to get to the door before she does. Pretend you’re starring in an action film. Grab the door and act like it’s real heavy. Really act like you’re struggling. Turn to the woman and exclaim with a dramatic dialogue like, “Just save yourself! Don’t worry about me! Hurry! Can’t...Hold it...Much...Longer!” Once she makes it inside, dramatically close the door behind you, act like you’re out of breath (fall to the ground if you’re feeling extra daring) and say something like, “Whew! That was a close one!” Make your introduction.

I have actually done this and it always gets a laugh. I have not used it to pick up or hit on women, but I think it has potential. It’s definitely unique and people will definitely remember you.

Feel free to use. I only ask you to inform me of any results you get.

Are you a ground type?

Coz i wanna rhydon you

Walk up to someone and smash ice on the ground...

"Sorry, I was just breaking the ice..."

I like my coffee like I like my women...

Ground up and in the freezer.

I like my girls like I like my coffee

Ground up and put in a burlap sack

What do you call...

What do you call a group of people, arranged in single file, collecting trash off the ground?

A pick-up line.

Wanna play Pearl Harbor? I'll lay on the ground and you blow the hell outta me!

Hey are you (still) grounded?

-good, then we can go out tonight!

*Throws self onto the ground next to the girl*

Oh hi.... didn't see you there. Oh wait... yes i did. You're the girl of my dreams ;)

Are you giving birth?

Because every time I see you, it feels like I’m hitting the ground!

Hey girl, was your daddy a mortar and pestle?

'Cause you ground *fiiiiiiiine*.

Hey I'm not into fashion,

But I totally think that dress would look way better accelerating to the ground at 9.81 m/s^2

Are you the dust

Cuz i wanna suck you off the ground

Are you a helicopter with kobe bryant?

Cuz I’d smash you into the ground

Chinese man: Hey girl, ar- *cough* *cough*

*falls on the ground with a thud*

Hey! Wanna play war? (replies) WHAT? (you) Yea, I lay on the ground and you blow the fuck outta me!