Top 50 Ground Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Ground pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Ground conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Is there ice on the ground? Because I think I just fell for you.

2. Hey, baby, wanna learn the sweet science and do a little ground and pound?

3. You wanna experience some ground and pound?

4. My spirit animal is an anaconda and I want to bury my Totem Pole in your ground.

5. I can't wait to knock you on the ground and use my ending blow.

6. Hey, I’m part Eldrazi. Want to let me annihilate your Fertile Ground?

7. Hey, did you fall from Heaven?

   Because your face looks like it hit the ground pretty hard.

8. Hey, how about you let me take you down to the ground and let me pound you?

9. Are you Roger Federer’s ground strokes? Cause baby you’re so elegant.

10. Hark! An angel has fallen to grounds.

Funny ground pickup lines

Did you pull those leeks out of the ground with your own bare hands?

Hey girl I've got an active ground game and I've never went past the first round.

Trigger Warning: Offensive pick-up line ahead

Hey girl, you can call me the North Tower.

Cause I put out for 102 minutes then leave you in pieces on the ground.

You are financially responsible for repairing the damage to my floor

Because when I saw your pic my jaw went through the ground

Cos my jaw's been on the ground ever since I saw you on the court tonight.

I will never say never! (I will fight)/ I will fight till forever! (make it right)/ Whenever you knock me down/ I will not stay on the ground

Hey girl, are you the ground?

Because I want to put my seeds inside of you

Hey girl, are you a slice of pizza?

Cuz I would eat you off the ground.

Are you the ground?

Because I want to put my seed in you. #teamtrees

I like my women how I like my coffee..

Ground up and put in the freezer

Are you a ground type?

Coz i wanna rhydon you

Walk up to someone and smash ice on the ground...

"Sorry, I was just breaking the ice..."

I like my girls like I like my coffee

Ground up and put in a burlap sack

What do you call...

What do you call a group of people, arranged in single file, collecting trash off the ground?

A pick-up line.

Hey are you (still) grounded?

-no?
-good, then we can go out tonight!

*Throws self onto the ground next to the girl*

Oh hi.... didn't see you there. Oh wait... yes i did. You're the girl of my dreams ;)

Are you giving birth?

Because every time I see you, it feels like I’m hitting the ground!

Hey girl, was your daddy a mortar and pestle?

'Cause you ground *fiiiiiiiine*.

Hey I'm not into fashion,

But I totally think that dress would look way better accelerating to the ground at 9.81 m/s^2

Are you the dust

Cuz i wanna suck you off the ground

Are you a helicopter with kobe bryant?

Cuz I’d smash you into the ground

Chinese man: Hey girl, ar- *cough* *cough*

*falls on the ground with a thud*

I didn't say I am in love with you. I merely said I'm very fond of the ground on which you walk!