Top 38 Root Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Root pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Root conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

Are you the square root of 100?
Because you're a solid 10 but you're too good to be real

Are you the square root of 1?
Cause your unreal

How will you be pureeing your root vegetables this year?

Is that a slide ruler in your pocket or are you calculating the square root of 3?

Baby if my heart were a *nix box, you'd have root access.

Girl are you the square root of 1 because you are entirely imaginary.

How about a kangaroot?

Do you like classic root? Because I got mine long and hard.

Are u the square root of 16?
Cause you got me in all fours

Are you the square root of 2? because I feel irrational when I'm around you
Working root pickup lines
At the root of existence, mind and matter meet. Thoughts shape reality.
Girl, are you a square root sign, because you are radical!
Are you Ubuntucompliant? I'd like to perform a rootlevel operation.
Are you the square root of a negative number?
Because I can’t believe you’re real
Tell the square root of negative one to multiple by itself, because shit just got real.
Lets have a tonic and get to your root.
Are you the square root of 100
Cause you're a 10 and too good to be real
Are you square root of 1
Bcz you can't be real
Hey girl you must be the square root of 1
Cuz you can't be real
Are u the square root of 100
Because you are a solid 10 but also imaginary
You must be the root of my struggles
Because whenever I look at you, things get hard.
Lets make like trees...
And root.
You must be the square root of 1.
Because you can't be real.
Hey, have you ever tripped over a tree trunk?
No? Well, how 'bout a root?
Are you the absolute value of the square root of 100?
Cause no matter how I see it you're always a 10
If I had to give you a vegetable...
I'd give you a root
Would you like some organic roasted root vegetables to go with that nondairy fair trade shake?
You must be square root of 2, because I feel irrational around you.
Are you the square root of 1? Because you cannot be real.
If I was a plant you'd make my roots extend
You're rooting for Team USA too? We have enough in common for a onenight stand
What is your favorite comedy? Oh mine is Roots.
My exgirlfriend is like the square root of 1,.... she's imaginary.