Top 31 Root Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Root pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

Are you the square root of 1?
Cause your unreal

How will you be pureeing your root vegetables this year?

Is that a slide ruler in your pocket or are you calculating the square root of 3?

Baby if my heart were a *nix box, you'd have root access.

Girl are you the square root of 1 because you are entirely imaginary.

How about a kangaroot?

Are you the square root of 2? because I feel irrational when I'm around you

Girl, are you a square root sign, because you are radical!

Are you the square root of a negative number?
Because I can’t believe you’re real

Are you Ubuntucompliant? I'd like to perform a rootlevel operation.
Funny root pickup lines
Lets have a tonic and get to your root.
Are you the square root of 100
Cause you're a 10 and too good to be real
Are you square root of 1
Bcz you can't be real
Hey girl you must be the square root of 1
Cuz you can't be real
Are you the square root of 36?
Because you are 6i
You must be the square root of 1.
Because you can't be real.
Hey, have you ever tripped over a tree trunk?
No? Well, how 'bout a root?
Are you the absolute value of the square root of 100?
Cause no matter how I see it you're always a 10
If I had to give you a vegetable...
I'd give you a root
Tell the square root of negative one to multiple by itself, because shit just got real.
You must be square root of 2, because I feel irrational around you.
Would you like some organic roasted root vegetables to go with that nondairy fair trade shake?
If I was a plant you'd make my roots extend
You're rooting for Team USA too? We have enough in common for a onenight stand
What is your favorite comedy? Oh mine is Roots.
My exgirlfriend is like the square root of 1,.... she's imaginary.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
You must be the square root of two because i feel irrational around you