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Top 34 Root Pick Up lines

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  1. Are you the square root of -100?

    Because you're a solid 10 but you're too good to be real

  2. Are you the square root of -1?

    Cause your unreal

  3. How will you be pureeing your root vegetables this year?

  4. Is that a slide ruler in your pocket or are you calculating the square root of 3?

  5. Baby if my heart were a *nix box, you'd have root access.

  6. Girl are you the square root of -1 because you are entirely imaginary.

  7. How about a kanga-root?

  8. Are u the square root of 16?

    Cause you got me in all fours

  9. Are you the square root of 2? because I feel irrational when I'm around you

  10. Girl, are you a square root sign, because you are radical!

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Are you the square root of a negative number?
Because I can’t believe you’re real

Are you Ubuntu-compliant? I'd like to perform a root-level operation.

Lets have a tonic and get to your root.

Are you the square root of -100

Cause you're a 10 and too good to be real

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Hey girl you must be the square root of -1

Cuz you can't be real

You must be the root of my struggles
Because whenever I look at you, things get hard.

Lets make like trees...

And root.

Are you the square root of -36?

Because you are 6i

You must be the square root of -1.

Because you can't be real.

Hey, have you ever tripped over a tree trunk?

No? Well, how 'bout a root?

Are you the absolute value of the square root of 100?

Cause no matter how I see it you're always a 10

If I had to give you a vegetable...

I'd give you a root

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You must be square root of 2, because I feel irrational around you.

Would you like some organic roasted root vegetables to go with that non-dairy fair trade shake?

Are you the square root of -1? Because you cannot be real.

If I was a plant you'd make my roots extend

You're rooting for Team USA too? We have enough in common for a one-night stand

What is your favorite comedy? Oh mine is Roots.

My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.

I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.

You must be the square root of two because i feel irrational around you