Top 50 Side Pick Up lines

Hey babe, are you a rectifier? Because Im only seeing the positive side of you.

Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.

You must be a one-sided balance sheet, all assets and no liabilities.

On a scale of 1-10 you're an 8

I could turn you on your side and go for infinity

Hello, my name is Endo...

let me show you the Dark Side.

Olly... are you an egg? Because the moment I see you, my smile turns sunny side up.

Hey there, baby girl, I bet I can make you wet as a warthogs back side!

Are you a side effect of a vaccination?

Because you are one in a million.

Baby if you were a football i’d be your side goalkeeper.

Powerful you have become, the dark side I sense in you.

Hey, are you a glacial feature, because I’m gonna erode the sides of your V-shaped valley into a U-shaped valley.

I am like the matchstick,

Insignificant and weak. You are the side s**... of the matchbox, during my hard times, you were weathering with me and that's when I realised that there is a spark between us.





*Less like a pickup line though*

It's our lives we're betting on right now. Which side are you betting on?

Baby you light up my world like a piccolo lights up the sharp side of a tuner.

I'll be your bishop and fianchetto you from the side.

Baby you light up my world faster than a piccolo lights up the sharp side of a tuner.

I like dreaming, with you by my side, my sweetest dream would never disappear in the morning.

Are you a skating rink?

Because I wanna hold on to your sides while trying not to slip out.

Are you the maths test

Because your back side is going to be hard for me to swallow

Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. So, fear me not tonight.

Are you a fighter? 'Cuz I never wanna (c)leave your side.

On the flip side, your clothes look so cuddily and soft that we should cuddle.

Things aren't so pretty

And things aren't so fine, but ill be alright, with you by my side

Aye girl, you a twix? Cause I want both sides of you.

Hey girl, are u a pistol?

Cuz I want u by my side ;)

I've been around the world...

And my favourite place is by your side

Hey girl are you my side project git repository?

Cause I want to commit to you.

Man we steppin' out like whoaaa, cameras point and shoot. Ask me what's my best side? I step back and point at you.

Girl, are you a baked potato?

Because I'd like you as a side

Anyone know what this mean?

A girl opened up a conversation with "Hi! I think it'd float your boat for you to know that I eat both sides of the cassette tape." I mean i know that sometimes cassette tape would get 'eaten' by the player, yet i'm not sure what is the context here. She then follow up with "I'm sure you understand what i'm getting at here". I did advertise my profile as being k**... if that's relevant, yet i still have problem connecting the dots.

To be used on strangers

Approach target on either left/ right side the say "Hey do you believe in love at 1st sight?"
If she says no, do a quick spin around to the other side from her back and say "How about at 2nd sight?"
Hope this works!

Hey let me flip this coin and whatever side it land on that's what I get.

Are you a side of guacamole?

Because I’d totally pay extra for you.

Hey girl, are you an ukrainian president?

Because I want you to stand by my side when things get really bad

Wanna take a side quest… to the bedroom?

You know, I'm pretty jealous of your arms

Because they get to be by your side

There’s no way im letting you be a side character

Try to take a tiger from his daddy's side That's how love gonna keep us tied