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Top 50 Side Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Side chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Are you the cold side of the pillow?

    Because I wanna burry my face inside you.

  2. Please end up this poverty in my heart and stand in solidarity by my side.

  3. Are you passed out on the side walk? Or are you my snow angel?

  4. Girl, I got to tell u, that suit looks like a piece of 'Good God' wrappd up in some 'Have Mercy', with a side of 'Ungh!

  5. Are you worth the side effects, girl?

  6. Hey babe, are you a rectifier? Because Im only seeing the positive side of you.

  7. Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.

  8. You must be a one-sided balance sheet, all assets and no liabilities.

  9. Yo girl. Are you a cubed dice roughly a quarter of an inch on every side? Because you fine.

  10. Hello, my name is Endo...

    let me show you the Dark Side.

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Funny side pickup lines

Olly... are you an egg? Because the moment I see you, my smile turns sunny side up.

Hey there, baby girl, I bet I can make you wet as a warthogs back side!

Baby if you were a football i’d be your side goalkeeper.

Hey, are you a glacial feature, because I’m gonna erode the sides of your V-shaped valley into a U-shaped valley.

Are you a rectifier? because Im only seeing the positive side of you.

Baby you light up my world like a piccolo lights up the sharp side of a tuner.

Baby you light up my world faster than a piccolo lights up the sharp side of a tuner.

Are you the maths test

Because your back side is going to be hard for me to swallow

Aye girl, you a twix? Cause I want both sides of you.

Ever wanted to hit on a cute girl at the register of a store, but don't have time because you'd hold up the line? Try this.

This isn't a pickup line per se, but I've always found this situation to be frustrating. She's super hot, but you can't chat her up during your transaction-- it doesn't take long enough, and you can't just stand there holding up the people behind you. So here's what I do (and it's worked a couple times).

What you'll need: A pen, a post-it note, and a little bit of stealth

What you do: Walk into the store, ID the girl you want to talk to. As soon as you walk in, make sure she can't see you put the pen on the counter-- a good way to do this is to do it as you bend down to tie your shoes (leave one shoe untied to make it more convincing).

When you're checking out, put your items on the counter and put your post-it note to the side (maybe take it out of your pocket as if you're looking for your money/wallet/card and just want to discard it for a second).

This is where the pen from the beginning comes in. Ask her "Hey, can I borrow that pen?" She'll assume it's the store's, and she'll say sure.

While she's ringing you up, write your name and number on the post-it note. Take your items and your change, and then give her this:

"Oh, here's your pen back... thanks. And here's my phone number. Call me."

And then calmly walk out of the door with a smile on your face. MAKE SURE YOU SMILE. Add a wink if you're feeling particularly confident. It also helps if you can at least make small talk during the process-- try to make her laugh or smile.

Like I said, this has worked for me at least twice, and one time it didn't work, the girl still said it was "cute."

Just thought I'd share a solution to a problem I hate. Didn't really know where else to put it.

This is gonna get downvoted straight to the eighth circle of Hell, isn't it? :-(

I've been around the world...

And my favourite place is by your side

Girl, are you a baked potato?

Because I'd like you as a side

To be used on strangers

Approach target on either left/ right side the say "Hey do you believe in love at 1st sight?"
If she says no, do a quick spin around to the other side from her back and say "How about at 2nd sight?"
Hope this works!

Hey let me flip this coin and whatever side it land on that's what I get.

Safe memes to let girls know you like memes without showing your dark side

Some of the girls that i matched with want memes but the ones i like are hardcore so if u know of any light or funny memes let me know thanks.

Are you a side of guacamole?

Because I’d totally pay extra for you.

Do you play cricket?

Because those are some fine legs.

(For the uneducated: "fine leg" is a cricket position. It plays behind the wickets on the leg side. Being at such an acute angle, it is said to be fine.)

Are you the chamber of secrets?

Cause I want to slyther-in side you

- Day 105

How many sides are there in a triangle?

I wanna have sex with you

[TERRIBLE] The FBI wants to steal my p*nis

Can i hide it in side you???

Before I saw you, I was in despair...

I don't have a pickup line but girls like you are pretty rare and I know if you're by my side, we'll make it anywhere

- Day 68

Roses are red

Christmas should be white.
You look so much better,
With me by your side!

I don't know if you know this, but I do restoration work as a side job...

I can turn your clitor-was to a clitoris

Request quick!!!

There is a girl sitting alone on the other side of the student lounge blonde with blue eyes and beautiful. Need a pickup line quick!!!

Have you been cheating on me with a Dr. Who fan?

Because I want to know Whovian side of you