Top 50 Doors Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Doors pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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If you were a Black Friday sale, you'd be a door buster.
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Knock Knock Who's there? Al!
Al who? Al give you a kiss if you open this door!
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You've got the aquis to my door.
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I am like a Zombie, I will bang down your door and eat you out.
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When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a sub-arachnoid haemorrhage from the impact.
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Girl when you walked in that door your looks hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.
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How about you be Jack and I'll be Rose, and I'll make room on the door for you?
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I give 'door-busters' a whole new meaning.
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Hey baby, if you're the one who knocks? Because I just answered the door.
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Hey girl are you a door?
Because you are aDOORable......... and I wanna slam you
Funny doors pickup lines
Sorry to tell you but I am a burglar
I’m afraid I’m going to have to smash your back doors in
Are you a warm door handle in a burning building?
Because I'm nervous about going in, but it's worth it for a child.
Hey girl, is that door push or pull, cause I'm gonna hold it for you.
Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you all night long.
Are you a door?
Cause I want to slam you whenever I'm close.
Hey girl, you wanna play house?
You can be the screen door and i'll slam you all night.
I'll knock on your door with a broom
Ready to sweep you of your feet
Person: Why are you closing the door?
My dick’s like a ray of sunshine, streaming through the living room door.
You know your cat wants to come over and sit on it.
Are you a door?
Because I want to slam you.
Im sorry.
I hope you have home insurance....
Because i'm gonna smash your back doors in
Hey girl, are you smart?
Because you lookin like my Samsung 25.5 cu. ft. French Door Refrigerator with Internal Water Dispenser in Fingerprint Resistant Black Stainless Smart Fridge 🥵
Hey baby, did you ring my doorbell?
Don't be so formal. Come in the back door.
Hey girl are you a door?
Cause I'd love to put my hands on you and twist your knobs
Going down?
Girl gets in elevator
Guy is walking towards lift
Girl holds door and asks "Are you going down?"
Guy looks her in the eyes and says "I will if you do."
Hey girl, let's play house...
Where you are the door and I'll slam you.
If you wake up in a red room with no windows or doors don’t panic
You're in my heart...
Are you a door?
Cause I want to smash you evreytime you're nearby.
Are you a door
Cuz I wanna slam you all day long
You remind me of a door.
Because you're a-door-able :}
Hey you wanna play house?
You be the door and I'll slam ya
We should go back to my place and play house.
You can be the door and I’ll slam ya.
Hey girl, are you a night club?
Cause I'm just tryin to get in the through the back door