Top 50 Doors Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Doors chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

If you were a Black Friday sale, you'd be a door buster.
Knock Knock Who's there? Al!

Al who? Al give you a kiss if you open this door!
You've got the aquis to my door.
I am like a Zombie, I will bang down your door and eat you out.
When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a sub-arachnoid haemorrhage from the impact.
Girl when you walked in that door your looks hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.
How about you be Jack and I'll be Rose, and I'll make room on the door for you?
I give 'door-busters' a whole new meaning.
Hey baby, if you're the one who knocks? Because I just answered the door.
Hey girl are you a door?

Because you are aDOORable......... and I wanna slam you

Funny doors pickup lines

Sorry to tell you but I am a burglar
I’m afraid I’m going to have to smash your back doors in

Are you a warm door handle in a burning building?

Because I'm nervous about going in, but it's worth it for a child.

Hey girl, is that door push or pull, cause I'm gonna hold it for you.

Cute girl asked who I was

I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.

Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you all night long.

Ever wanted to hit on a cute girl at the register of a store, but don't have time because you'd hold up the line? Try this.

This isn't a pickup line per se, but I've always found this situation to be frustrating. She's super hot, but you can't chat her up during your transaction-- it doesn't take long enough, and you can't just stand there holding up the people behind you. So here's what I do (and it's worked a couple times).

What you'll need: A pen, a post-it note, and a little bit of stealth

What you do: Walk into the store, ID the girl you want to talk to. As soon as you walk in, make sure she can't see you put the pen on the counter-- a good way to do this is to do it as you bend down to tie your shoes (leave one shoe untied to make it more convincing).

When you're checking out, put your items on the counter and put your post-it note to the side (maybe take it out of your pocket as if you're looking for your money/wallet/card and just want to discard it for a second).

This is where the pen from the beginning comes in. Ask her "Hey, can I borrow that pen?" She'll assume it's the store's, and she'll say sure.

While she's ringing you up, write your name and number on the post-it note. Take your items and your change, and then give her this:

"Oh, here's your pen back... thanks. And here's my phone number. Call me."

And then calmly walk out of the door with a smile on your face. MAKE SURE YOU SMILE. Add a wink if you're feeling particularly confident. It also helps if you can at least make small talk during the process-- try to make her laugh or smile.

Like I said, this has worked for me at least twice, and one time it didn't work, the girl still said it was "cute."

Just thought I'd share a solution to a problem I hate. Didn't really know where else to put it.

This is gonna get downvoted straight to the eighth circle of Hell, isn't it? :-(

I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

Hey girl, you wanna play house?

You can be the screen door and i'll slam you all night.

I'll knock on your door with a broom

Ready to sweep you of your feet

My dick’s like a ray of sunshine, streaming through the living room door.

You know your cat wants to come over and sit on it.

Are you a door?

Because I want to slam you.

Im sorry.

I hope you have home insurance....

Because i'm gonna smash your back doors in

Hey girl, are you smart?

Because you lookin like my Samsung 25.5 cu. ft. French Door Refrigerator with Internal Water Dispenser in Fingerprint Resistant Black Stainless Smart Fridge 🥵

Hey baby, did you ring my doorbell?

Don't be so formal. Come in the back door.

Going down?

Girl gets in elevator
Guy is walking towards lift
Girl holds door and asks "Are you going down?"
Guy looks her in the eyes and says "I will if you do."

If you wake up in a red room with no windows or doors don’t panic

You're in my heart...

Are you a door

Cuz I wanna slam you all day long

You remind me of a door.

Because you're a-door-able :}

We should go back to my place and play house.

You can be the door and I’ll slam ya.

Hey you wanna play house?

You be the door and I'll slam ya

The Action Hero

A little backstory to this one.

One of my biggest pet peeves is when I don’t get a “thank you” from someone I held a door open for in public. I brought this up in conversation to someone who studied psychology and he told me that people are generally preoccupied with their thoughts and aren’t consciously aware of their surroundings, so they are pretty much in “auto pilot” mode.

I decided to test this, so the next time I opened the door for someone, instead of just holding it open without saying a word, I would say, “Here. Let me get that for you.” Boom! “Thank you!” The guy I talked to was right. These people just needed to be awaken back into reality.

I started getting creative after this. I am happily married, so I don’t go around using pickup lines, but I think this has potential...

I call this, **The Action Hero**

Spot out a woman you’d like to meet walking into a public place. Try to get to the door before she does. Pretend you’re starring in an action film. Grab the door and act like it’s real heavy. Really act like you’re struggling. Turn to the woman and exclaim with a dramatic dialogue like, “Just save yourself! Don’t worry about me! Hurry! Can’t...Hold it...Much...Longer!” Once she makes it inside, dramatically close the door behind you, act like you’re out of breath (fall to the ground if you’re feeling extra daring) and say something like, “Whew! That was a close one!” Make your introduction.

I have actually done this and it always gets a laugh. I have not used it to pick up or hit on women, but I think it has potential. It’s definitely unique and people will definitely remember you.

Feel free to use. I only ask you to inform me of any results you get.

Hey girl, are you a night club?

Cause I'm just tryin to get in the through the back door

Girl you like a door handle...

I'd like to give you a squeeze and force myself inside.

You must be a door handle

Because I'm holding onto you tightly.

Hey girl do you lock your front door?

Because I’m coming in back!