Top 50 Doors Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Doors pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Doors conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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How do i approach the girl next door who's constantly staring (kinda throwing signs) since a week?
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If you were a Black Friday sale, you'd be a door buster.
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Knock Knock Who's there? Al!
Al who? Al give you a kiss if you open this door!
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You've got the aquis to my door.
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I am like a Zombie, I will kiss down your door and eat you out.
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When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a sub-arachnoid haemorrhage from the impact.
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Girl when you walked in that door your looks hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.
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How about you be Jack and I'll be Rose, and I'll make room on the door for you?
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Hey, are you a door ? Cause u're A Door Able
Don't attack me people, my first post here
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I give 'door-busters' a whole new meaning.
Funny doors pickup lines
Hey baby, if you're the one who knocks? Because I just answered the door.
Hey girl are you a door?
Because you are aDOORable......... and I wanna slam you
Are you an orphanage?
Because I want to dump my unwanted kids in your back door.
Did someone forgot to close the door to heaven
Cause we have an angel on the loose here.
Let’s go to my place and play house, you’ll be the door and I’ll slam you
Are you a warm door handle in a burning building?
Because I'm nervous about going in, but it's worth it for a child.
Hey girl, is that door push or pull, cause I'm gonna hold it for you.
Hey girl are you a door? Cause i want to push when you say pull.
Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you all night long.
Girl, are you an Arri 650?
Because I want to mount you on my light stand and plug you with my cord.
Open up those barn doors for me and let me see your beautiful hot bulbs.
Now don’t get too hot, I have a couple scrims I’m planning on slipping into you. Hang on, let me whip them out of my scrim bag.
I wish you were a door so I could kiss you all day long.
Are you a door?
Cause I want to slam you whenever I'm close.
Are you Mormon?
Because you can knock on my door anytime...
I'll knock on your door with a broom
Ready to sweep you of your feet
Person: Why are you closing the door?
Are you a door?
Because I want to slam you.
Im sorry.
Are you a key? because you unlocked the doors to my heart
I hope you have home insurance....
Because i'm gonna smash your back doors in
Hey baby, did you ring my doorbell?
Don't be so formal. Come in the back door.
Hold my hands and I will hold all the doors for you.
Hey girl, are you smart?
Because you lookin like my Samsung 25.5 cu. ft. French Door Refrigerator with Internal Water Dispenser in Fingerprint Resistant Black Stainless Smart Fridge 🥵
Hey girl are you a door?
Cause I'd love to put my hands on you and twist your knobs
Do you want to play house?
You’ll be the door and I’ll slam you