Top 50 Doors Pick Up lines
Are you a door opener or a door opener? Use these cheesy pick up lines about doors for different occasions. This funny and flirty list of door pick up lines will help you flirt and impress. These door pick up lines include common doors like front door, house door, car door, elevator, bathroom, and more!
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How do i approach the girl next door who's constantly staring (kinda throwing signs) since a week?
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If you were a Black Friday sale, you'd be a door buster.
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Knock Knock Who's there? Al!
Al who? Al give you a kiss if you open this door!
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You've got the aquis to my door.
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I am like a Zombie, I will kiss down your door and eat you out.
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When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a sub-arachnoid haemorrhage from the impact.
Working short doors pickup lines to impress a girl
Girl when you walked in that door your looks hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.
How about you be Jack and I'll be Rose, and I'll make room on the door for you?
Hey, are you a door ? Cause u're A Door Able
Don't attack me people, my first post here
I give 'door-busters' a whole new meaning.
Hey baby, if you're the one who knocks? Because I just answered the door.
Are you an orphanage?
Because I want to dump my unwanted kids in your back door.
Did someone forgot to close the door to heaven
Cause we have an angel on the loose here.
doors Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
Babe, my package is too big to fit in your front door. How about I drop it in the back instead.
Sorry to tell you but I am a burglar
I’m afraid I’m going to have to smash your back doors in
Let’s go to my place and play house, you’ll be the door and I’ll slam you
Are you a warm door handle in a burning building?
Because I'm nervous about going in, but it's worth it for a child.
Hey girl, is that door push or pull, cause I'm gonna hold it for you.
Can I wall bang your double doors?
You must be a salaried member of management, because you're the only one who can open up my bay door.
doors Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation
Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you all night long.
I got flexible delivery. You can take it through the front door or the backyard.
I wonder if your package would fit in this tight door slot.
Girl, are you an Arri 650?
Because I want to mount you on my light stand and plug you with my cord.
Open up those barn doors for me and let me see your beautiful hot bulbs.
Now don’t get too hot, I have a couple scrims I’m planning on slipping into you. Hang on, let me whip them out of my scrim bag.
I wish you were a door so I could kiss you all day long.
Hey girl, you wanna play house?
You can be the screen door and i'll slam you all night.
Are you a door?
Cause I want to slam you whenever I'm close.
Are you Mormon?
Because you can knock on my door anytime...
I'll knock on your door with a broom
Ready to sweep you of your feet
Person: Why are you closing the door?
Are you a door?
Because I want to slam you.
Im sorry.
I found "the one " now just help me land her
Ok, so I went for an interview last week me and the receptionist hit it off so well, I did get her name but not her number. I've decided what I will do is send her flowers to work with a card to try and get my foot in the door. I only get 170 characters and I want this girl to know that I have been thinking about her since I left the interview without it sounding too weird. Please helppppp
doors Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush
Are you a key? because you unlocked the doors to my heart
I hope you have home insurance....
Because i'm gonna smash your back doors in
Hey girl, are you smart?
Because you lookin like my Samsung 25.5 cu. ft. French Door Refrigerator with Internal Water Dispenser in Fingerprint Resistant Black Stainless Smart Fridge 🥵
Hey girl are you a door?
Cause I'd love to put my hands on you and twist your knobs
Hey baby, did you ring my doorbell?
Don't be so formal. Come in the back door.
Hold my hands and I will hold all the doors for you.
Do you want to play house?
You’ll be the door and I’ll slam you
Hey girl, let's play house...
Where you are the door and I'll slam you.
Going down?
Girl gets in elevator
Guy is walking towards lift
Girl holds door and asks "Are you going down?"
Guy looks her in the eyes and says "I will if you do."
If you wake up in a red room with no windows or doors don’t panic
You're in my heart...
Girl, are you a door
Coz I wanna knock you up.
Are you a door?
Cause I want to smash you evreytime you're nearby.
You remind me of a door.
Because you're a-door-able :}
Are you a door
Cuz I wanna slam you all day long
Hey, want to come over to place and play house?
You be the door and I'll slam you.
Are you A jehovas witness?
For you can knock on my door any time
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