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Top 50 Haven Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Haven pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I was going to call you beautiful,

    But beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside you yet!

  2. I’d say you’re beautiful but...

    Beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside of you yet

  3. Man: Haven’t we met before?
    Woman: Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.

  4. Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?

  5. I haven't had my Apple for today yet girl, why don't you help me get the doctor away...

  6. No, you don’t have to worry. Haven’t you heard? Turns out we wouldn’t have to go to confession at all!

  7. I haven’t been trained in magic, but I sure know how to handle a staff.

  8. Roses are red, I haven't ate...

    So please sit on my face, it's not up for debate

  9. Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
    Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
    Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you’re a fat skank.

  10. People say i don't smile much.

    Bet they haven't seen me talking to you.

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Funny haven pickup lines

You may think you love Avalanche, but you haven’t experienced a real mancannon until you have ridden mine.

All these walkers but you haven't walked into my life.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

"Are you gay?"

"-What?! No! Why would you ask me that?!

"-Well, because you haven't convinced me otherwise yet."

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Haven't I downloaded naked pictures of you before?

I haven't seen you in these parts of the woods...you come her often?

I wanna call you beautiful but I can't

Cause beauty comes from the inside and I haven't been inside you yet

Hey girl, are you my will to live

Cuz I haven’t seen you in a while

I haven't forgotten how to show a lady a good time! Woah, you're somethin'!

Haven't we dated yet?...

[ No ]

Oh, my watch must be a little ahead then.

I would say you're beautiful

But beauty is on the inside and I haven't been inside you yet

Hey girl, let's go play army...

I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.

This is an oldie but I haven't seen it posted here.

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Working Haven tinder opener

If you thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth, you haven’t been in my pants yet!

Girl, are you my sleep

Cause I haven't been getting much of you and I need u bad !

Haven't I bitten you somewhere before?

Hey girl are you my Dad

Because I haven’t seen someone like you in a long time

Hey ______, can you guess why you haven't been on Spotify's Hot Singles list?

Cause you're off the charts ;)

Are you a sailor?

Because it looks like you haven’t had access to a shower for a year.

I don't know if you're beautiful or not...

I haven't gone past your eyes yet.

I’d call you beautiful....

But beauty is on the inside and i haven’t been inside you yet.. ( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)

Man: Haven't we met before? Woman: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the STD Clinic.

I see you haven't fallen for me yet...

Well atleast do you mind smelling this rag for me?

Hey haven’t we met before?

Um no?
Oh it must have been in my dreams