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Top 50 haven Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Haven chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. I was going to call you beautiful,

    But beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside you yet!

  2. I’d say you’re beautiful but...

    Beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside of you yet

  3. Man: Haven’t we met before?
    Woman: Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.

  4. Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?

  5. I haven't had my Apple for today yet girl, why don't you help me get the doctor away...

  6. No, you don’t have to worry. Haven’t you heard? Turns out we wouldn’t have to go to confession at all!

  7. I haven’t been trained in magic, but I sure know how to handle a staff.

  8. Roses are red, I haven't ate...

    So please sit on my face, it's not up for debate

  9. Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
    Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
    Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you’re a fat skank.

  10. You may think you love Avalanche, but you haven’t experienced a real mancannon until you have ridden mine.

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All these walkers but you haven't walked into my life.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

"Are you gay?"

"-What?! No! Why would you ask me that?!

"-Well, because you haven't convinced me otherwise yet."

No, we haven't met, unless you count in the Mirror of Galadriel.

Haven't I downloaded naked pictures of you before?

I haven't seen you in these parts of the woods...you come her often?

I haven't forgotten how to show a lady a good time! Woah, you're somethin'!

Haven't we dated yet?...

[ No ]

Oh, my watch must be a little ahead then.

I would say you're beautiful

But beauty is on the inside and I haven't been inside you yet

Hey girl, let's go play army...

I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.

This is an oldie but I haven't seen it posted here.

PSA: Dirty pickup lines are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying sexual things about someone you haven't "picked up" yet is usually just creepy.

Edit: actually pretty much always just creepy

Girl, are you my sleep

Cause I haven't been getting much of you and I need u bad !

If you thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth, you haven’t been in my pants yet!

Haven't I bitten you somewhere before?

Hey girl are you my Dad

Because I haven’t seen someone like you in a long time

Are you a sailor?

Because it looks like you haven’t had access to a shower for a year.

Hey ______, can you guess why you haven't been on Spotify's Hot Singles list?

Cause you're off the charts ;)

I don't know if you're beautiful or not...

I haven't gone past your eyes yet.

I’d call you beautiful....

But beauty is on the inside and i haven’t been inside you yet.. ( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)

What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around

Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Her*responds*
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
Me:
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*

Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

I see you haven't fallen for me yet...

Well atleast do you mind smelling this rag for me?

Man: Haven't we met before? Woman: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the STD Clinic.

Hey girl

Can i see your tax-haven?

Hey girl, have you seen the clown that hides from gorgeous girls in McDonald’s?

Of course you haven’t ;)

Hey girl are you associated with the Panama papers?

Can i check out your tax haven?