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Top 22 Hotel Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Hotel pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Have you ever worked in a hotel?

    Then why are you checking me out?

  2. Unlike your hotel room, I'll let you finish in time.

  3. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap hotel room!

  4. I'm like a hotel front desk clerk because I want to check you out.

  5. Would you like to come back to the hotel and meet my mother? By the way, I'm Norman.

  6. Are you looking for the fairway? Because coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.

  7. Yes I said that gay sex is an abomination. Come back to my hotel so I can show you.

  8. What do a hotel bed and I have in common?

    We're both hard, rough, and we'll keep you up all night.

  9. I rolled a 5 on my Diplomacy check to haggle with the hotel manager.

    We get half-off, but we have to share.

  10. Forget about camping, time for some hotel action.

Funny hotel pickup lines

I'm staying at the [hotel].

I heard they have a great spa service.

Hotel Receptionist: "I have a message for you."
James Bond: "I think you just delivered it."

I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package

You sure did a nice job of catching that bouquet. Let's go back to my hotel room and test your other reflexes.

Hey girl, I am glad we won the state which means I will be seeing alot more of you at national and maybe you can study at my hotel room?

Will you help me find my puppy, I think he went into that Eco-friendly Hotel across the street

I think my jewel-studded g-string and your Gucci bikini would look great together on my hotel room floor in the morning.

Let’s “Skip Intro” and just go find a hotel room right now.

Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.

Guy: Excuse me I'm on a Mission could you provide me with some Lodging.
Girl: Um there's a hotel somewhere around here
Guy: No my mission is to lodge in your heart

Did you know this casino hotel has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!