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Top 50 Holiday Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Holiday pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are You A Holiday Meal?

    Because you're making my pants tighter and tighter.

  2. I’ve had 6 of these work but my go to is the eyes one

    I’ve made a complaint about you to google maps for not listing you as the best place to eat out

    i’m the chicken you’re the egg let’s see who actually comes first

    *if she has braces* glad I have the money for bail cus I wanna put my kids behind those bars

    Me: Can you yawn for me?
    Me: yeah it'll fit

    Damn baby is you name rapunzel cus I wanna pull your hair tonight

    Are you good at algebra, I was hoping you could replace my x without asking y

    *points to the ground* "I think you dropped something"
    her "what is it?"
    me " your standards hi my name is Noah”

    I would say ur beautiful but true beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside yet

    *if she says she’s on her period*
    A period doesnt stop anything but a sentence
    I enjoy my tuna w hot sauce

    Oh I like your outfit... but it would look better on my bedroom floor

    Only thing that should seperate our love... is latex

    Roses are okay
    violets are fine
    And so are you
    So you be the 6 and I’ll be the 9

    Can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?

    Yk they say eyes are the windows into the soul but yours look more like the gates of heaven how bout I get that snap

    One leg is Thanksgiving. The other is Christmas. Let’s meet between the holidays?

    Does that cake come with icing? Or do I have to ice it myself?

    Let’s role play
    You be iraq and I’ll be ummmmmm a bomber plane so I can drop my load on you

    wanna come back to my place? my couch pulls out and so do I

    *if she likes Harry Potter* Did you go to hogwarts? Cuz id love nothing more than to slitherin to your chamber of secrets

    Did you ever play for the bulls? Bc when I saw you my D rose

    The foot ball one

    *hears siren noises* you better run the cops are comin cus it’s illegal to be that hot

    Do you like chocolate cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

    Are you my cousin, cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

    *Random Question* cus I want you to lick my nuts

    You have summin on your face, oh wait it’s just my balls/it’s just the most beautiful smile

    *take a bite of food* this food is really good but I’d much rather be eating your ass right now

    I’m so jealous of your guts rn cause they’re inside of you and I’m not

    *just fuckin scream it* date me or I’ll burn down your house

    I’m no dentist put I sure can fill your cavities

    Are you a doughnut cus you are soft, sweet, curvy and pretty soon glazed and cream filled

  3. I love it when you watch me baste my bird.

  4. Hi, do you want to have my children? Nope. OK, can we just practice then?

  5. If I sing "Jingle Bells"? Because you look like you go all the way!

  6. Hey, girl. You would make one good mom.

  7. What do you say I pop a wigwam and invite you over? I’d love to pass the peace pipe with you!

  8. Hey girl, You want to help celebrate Father's Day by making me one?

  9. I'm no vampire sweetheart but I'm fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.

  10. Can I kiss your Blarney Stone?

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Funny holiday pickup lines

Is that a Turkey Leg in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.

Ummm so who's trying to become a mother tonight?

Kiss me, I met an Irish person once.

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I might not be a vampire, but I sure know how to suck.

Today is my birthday, can i have a retweet as you wish?

I live in a cage full of Cedar shavings vibration.

I would have bought u a pair of pants for your birthday but I didn't see the point since they are gonna come off anyway.

Hey I'm Irish, you wanna play with my shillelagh and blarney stones?

Ash Wednesday is coming up.

Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

Hey Girl...Pls become the mother of my future children...

Happy Valentines Day.

Lets go eat our weight in roof insulation!

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Working Holiday tinder opener

I noticed you don't have any flowers or a balloon....

How you doin'?

Excuse me, but you're really stoking my yule log.

Easter! I hardly even knew ‘er.

Let me know if you're in the mood to see fireworks of an entirely different kind.

You look this good and its only Saturday? I’d like to see you in your Sunday Best.

Pinch me..I'm not wearing green.

The turkey isn’t the only thing on this table that needs basting.

Hey babe, want to see my Washington Monument?

Oh you like gherkins? I LOVE whole dill spears for my Thanksgiving table.

I shaved my pubic hair into the shape of some mistletoe. Do I really need to finish this pickup line?

I have more than a four leaf clover.