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Top 50 Holiday Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Holiday pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Holiday conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are You A Holiday Meal?

    Because you're making my pants tighter and tighter.

  2. I love it when you watch me baste my bird.

  3. If I sing "Jingle Bells"? Because you look like you go all the way!

  4. Hi, do you want to have my children? Nope. OK, can we just practice then?

  5. Hey, girl. You would make one good mom.

  6. Hey girl, You want to help celebrate Father's Day by making me one?

  7. What do you say I pop a wigwam and invite you over? I’d love to pass the peace pipe with you!

  8. I'm no vampire sweetheart but I'm fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.

  9. Is that a Turkey Leg in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  10. Ummm so who's trying to become a mother tonight?

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Funny holiday pickup lines

I ain’t got four leaves, baby, but if you pluck me, I’ll give you luck!

Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.

Can I kiss your Blarney Stone?

Kiss me, I met an Irish person once.

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This is a funny Holiday pickup line!

I might not be a vampire, but I sure know how to suck.

Today is my birthday, can i have a retweet as you wish?

I would have bought u a pair of pants for your birthday but I didn't see the point since they are gonna come off anyway.

Hey I'm Irish, you wanna play with my shillelagh and blarney stones?

Ash Wednesday is coming up.

Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

Hey Girl...Pls become the mother of my future children...

Happy Valentines Day.

Lets go eat our weight in roof insulation!

If you were a Black Friday sale, you'd be a door buster.

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Working Holiday tinder opener

Excuse me, but you're really stoking my yule log.

Easter! I hardly even knew ‘er.

You look this good and its only Saturday? I’d like to see you in your Sunday Best.

Let me know if you're in the mood to see fireworks of an entirely different kind.

Pinch me..I'm not wearing green.

Hey babe, want to see my Washington Monument?

The turkey isn’t the only thing on this table that needs basting.

I shaved my pubic hair into the shape of some mistletoe. Do I really need to finish this pickup line?

Oh you like gherkins? I LOVE whole dill spears for my Thanksgiving table.

I have more than a four leaf clover.

Are you a four-leafed clover? Cuz I think I'm getting lucky tonight.