Top 11 Calendar Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Calendar pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. What's the point of calendars

   If they can't tell me you're my date?

2. So I was looking at my calendar

   And I was surprised to see that we have a date this Saturday

3. You're so hot you could be on a calendar...

   So how about give me a date?

4. Damn girl, are you October?

   Because your name implies you're an 8 but according to my calendar you're a 10

5. I heard you like calendars,

   Would you like a date?

6. Are you a calendar?

   Cause I want a date.

7. Gurl are u a calendar?

   Cuz u got date written all over you!

8. I have a problem with my calendar.

   Something's missing from my calendar. A date with you.

9. *Walks into room with calendar held like a map*

   Girl: Hey, what are you doing with that calendar?
   You: I'm just looking for a date
   (This is how I got a girl to go to hoco with me)

10. Are you a calendar?

    Because in your eyes, I see us together in the future.

Funny calendar pickup lines

If there are no more dates in the Mayan calendar, can it really be date rape?