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Top 12 Calendar Pick Up lines

Do you love looking at a girl or guy’s calendar or scheduling? Use these funny and flirty calendar pick up lines to help you get his or her attention. These pick up lines can be used on many occasions such as meetings or events that require a use of a calendar. Enjoy and hope these pick up lines with calendars will work for you.

  1. What's the point of calendars

    If they can't tell me you're my date?

  2. So I was looking at my calendar

    And I was surprised to see that we have a date this Saturday

  3. You're so hot you could be on a calendar...

    So how about give me a date?

  4. I’m pretty sure I saw you in a Cheerleader calendar once.

  5. I like my women how I like advent calendars

    Against the wall, flaps open and ready to be eaten

  6. I heard you like calendars,

    Would you like a date?

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What is a Calendar pickup line?

Working short calendar pickup lines to impress a girl

Are you a calendar?

Cause I want a date.

Gurl are u a calendar?

Cuz u got date written all over you!

I have a problem with my calendar.

Something's missing from my calendar. A date with you.

*Walks into room with calendar held like a map*

Girl: Hey, what are you doing with that calendar?
You: I'm just looking for a date
(This is how I got a girl to go to hoco with me)

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This is a funny Calendar pickup line!

If there are no more dates in the Mayan calendar, can it really be date r**...?

Smooth and dirty Calendar pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Calendar conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Calendar phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.