Top 11 Calendar Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Calendar pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Calendar conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. What's the point of calendars

   If they can't tell me you're my date?

2. So I was looking at my calendar

   And I was surprised to see that we have a date this Saturday

3. You're so hot you could be on a calendar...

   So how about give me a date?

4. I like my women how I like advent calendars

   Against the wall, flaps open and ready to be eaten

5. I heard you like calendars,

   Would you like a date?

6. Gurl are u a calendar?

   Cuz u got date written all over you!

7. Are you a calendar?

   Cause I want a date.

8. I have a problem with my calendar.

   Something's missing from my calendar. A date with you.

9. *Walks into room with calendar held like a map*

   Girl: Hey, what are you doing with that calendar?
   You: I'm just looking for a date
   (This is how I got a girl to go to hoco with me)

10. Are you a calendar?

    Because in your eyes, I see us together in the future.

Funny calendar pickup lines

If there are no more dates in the Mayan calendar, can it really be date rape?