Top 8 Calendar Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Calendar pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. What's the point of calendars

   If they can't tell me you're my date?

2. Damn girl, are you October?

   Because your name implies you're an 8 but according to my calendar you're a 10

3. I heard you like calendars,

   Would you like a date?

4. Are you a calendar?

   Cause I want a date.

5. I have a problem with my calendar.

   Something's missing from my calendar. A date with you.

6. *Walks into room with calendar held like a map*

   Girl: Hey, what are you doing with that calendar?
   You: I'm just looking for a date
   (This is how I got a girl to go to hoco with me)

7. Are you a calendar?

   Because in your eyes, I see us together in the future.

8. If there are no more dates in the Mayan calendar, can it really be date rape?