45 Calendar Pick Up lines And Rizz

Do you love looking at a girl or guy’s calendar or scheduling? Use these funny and flirty calendar pick up lines to help you get his or her attention. These pick up lines can be used on many occasions such as meetings or events that require a use of a calendar. Enjoy and hope these pick up lines with calendars will work for you.

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What's the point of calendars

If they can't tell me you're my date?
So I was looking at my calendar

And I was surprised to see that we have a date this Saturday
Are you a calendar? Because you're making my heart leap an extra day this year!
You're so hot you could be on a calendar...

So how about give me a date?
I’m pretty sure I saw you in a Cheerleader calendar once.
"You're not just a straight 10, you're a calendar model. Picture perfect in every way!"

Here are 45 calendar pick up lines for her and flirty calendar rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your calendar rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny calendar pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty calendar joke for a great chat response.

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Short and cute calendar pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about calendar are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

"Wow, I'm struggling to find a calendar that can keep up with your busy schedule!"

I like my women how I like advent calendars

Against the wall, flaps open and ready to be eaten

"Is your calendar free this Saturday? Because I hope to be the unforgettable date you'll be taking home."

"Are you a calendar? Because I'm totally 'date-stracted' by you."

"Is our date on your calendar? Because it's the only event that's special enough to highlight my whole week."

"May, is your name on the calendar? Because a date with you is a day I'd always want to remember."

"Are you a calendar? Because my schedule always seems to be filled with thoughts of you."

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Cheesy calendar Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

"Does your calendar have any room tomorrow or is it already packed with thoughts of me?"

"Absolutely, as randomly allocated by my word-of-the-day calendar. So congratulations, you've hit the jackpot named 'unprecedented serendipity'."

"Just like December 5th, you're a special date in my calendar, beautiful."

"Are you Google Calendar? Because my life is unorganized without our dates penciled in."

"Are you a calendar? Because the last 7 years seem like a blur until I saw your smile."

"Well, it seems like your calendar is busier than a politician's during election season!"

"After reading your message, my calendar suddenly has an opening. Care to be my beautiful reason for it?"

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Funny calendar Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Calendar conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

"Funny how my week feels like a calendar, all empty until I got a date with you."

"Is your calendar as stunning as you on Friday? Because I can't imagine a better date than us together."

"I must be a calendar, because my most beautiful month is definitely May."

Girl, are you a calendar? Because my schedule is suddenly very interested in freeing up some time for you.

"Can I be your calendar reminder? Because I'd love to pop-up at the most unexpected times when you feel alone."

"You're looking for a date? I hope your search ends here, because my calendar just cleared up for you."

"May, your smile is my favorite month in the calendar of my heart."

"Instead of playing smash or pass, how about we play 'plan or cancel'? Get your calendar ready, but beware of my pun-filled events!"

"Are you sure you're not a calendar model? Because a date with you would be picture-perfect bikini bliss."

"Well, darling, I've been exploring the calendar for a moment as mesmerizing as you to fill my schedule."

"Has your smile been my calendar? Because since I met you, it feels like I've skipped straight to 2023."

"Are you a calendar? Because even your 'busy' seems to have a perfect date."

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Clever calendar Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Calendar hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

I heard you like calendars,

Would you like a date?

"Are you the school annual day? Because I've been marking my calendar all year, waiting for a special event like you."

Gurl are u a calendar?

Cuz u got date written all over you!

Are you a calendar?

Cause I want a date.

"Are you a calendar? Because even with my busy schedule, I can't help but find every day is filled with you!"

"Are you a calendar? Because my schedule just cleared up and you're the only date I see."

"Hey Amanda, do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again with my calendar for a date?"

I have a problem with my calendar.

Something's missing from my calendar. A date with you.

Walks into room with calendar held like a map

Girl: Hey, what are you doing with that calendar?
You: I'm just looking for a date
(This is how I got a girl to go to hoco with me)

Are you a calendar?

Because in your eyes, I see us together in the future.

If there are no more dates in the Mayan calendar, can it really be date r**...?

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In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Calendar love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Calendar chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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