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Top 50 Christmas Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Christmas pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Christmas conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. They say Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year,

    But the entire year is wonderful when I'm with you.

  2. If a fat guy grabs you and puts you in a bag, don't freak out.

    I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

  3. Whenever I hear Christmas music I think of you...

    Because you’re annoying af

  4. If I sing "Jingle Bells"? Because you look like you go all the way!

  5. The top of my Christmas tree is missing a angel like you.

  6. Excuse me, but you're really stoking my yule log.

  7. I shaved my pubic hair into the shape of some mistletoe. Do I really need to finish this pickup line?

  8. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

  9. Hi, I'm Advent. You must be Christmas, cause I've been waiting for you for what feels like forever...

  10. Know what I want for Christmas? You.

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Funny christmas pickup lines

If I dress up as Santa, will you sit on my lap?

I may not be santa, but i am going to sneak into your room at night and empty my sack.

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. If that gets you hot, call me.

I have it on good authority that you and me are gonna be hearing the Angels singing tonight

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I checked twice, and you are definitely on the naughty list!

Eh girl you like snow? Because I plan on giving you a white christmas.

If you were one of Santa’s reindeer, you’d definitely be Vixen.

Can I take a picture of you real quick?

I gotta show Santa what I want for Christmas

Hey baby, I've got something you can hang a wreath on.

I want the entire world for Christmas

So what time works for you?

As you know, I would love to teach you toys made my Elves for adults.

If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg was easter

Would you let me spend some time between the holidays?

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Working Christmas tinder opener

I`ve got something really special in the sack for you!

Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

I've got a tree you could trim.

Hey. I'm spreading christmas cheer. What drink can I get you?

If your left leg was Halloween and your right leg was Christmas, could I visit you in between the holidays?

It´s all over your face. You´ve been very bad this year

Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

But its not of Christmas, Santa Claus lap always ready.

I got your stocking stuffer right here!

Can I stuff your stocking?

Can i take a picture of you?

Can i take a picture of you? I have to show Santa Claus what i want for Christmas.