Excuse me, but you're really stoking my yule log.

Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

Hi, I'm Advent. You must be Christmas, cause I've been waiting for you for what feels like forever...

Know what I want for Christmas? You.

I may not be santa, but i am going to sneak into your room at night and empty my sack.

I have it on good authority that you and me are gonna be hearing the Angels singing tonight

The tree isn't the only thing that's going to have an angel sitting on top of it tonight.

I checked twice, and you are definitely on the naughty list!

If you were one of Santa’s reindeer, you’d definitely be v**....

Can I take a picture of you real quick?

I gotta show Santa what I want for Christmas

Hey baby, I've got something you can hang a wreath on.

As you know, I would love to teach you toys made my Elves for adults.

If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg was easter

Would you let me spend some time between the holidays?

Do you want me to come down your chimney tonight?

I`ve got something really special in the sack for you!

Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

Hey. I'm spreading christmas cheer. What drink can I get you?

If your left leg was Halloween and your right leg was Christmas, could I visit you in between the holidays?

It´s all over your face. You´ve been very bad this year

Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

But its not of Christmas, Santa Claus lap always ready.

Can I stuff your stocking?

I got your stocking stuffer right here!

Can i take a picture of you?

Can i take a picture of you? I have to show Santa Claus what i want for Christmas.

Can I see your North Pole?

May I kiss you under the camel toe? (oops, that's kind of gross…)

If you jingle my bells I’ll come down your chimney.

You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.

You know i've got a christmas sale going on.

Your clothes are 100% off at my place.

I have something special in the bed for you!

Whats the difference between you and the Grinch?

The Grinch stole Christmas, and you stole my heart.

Those aren’t sugar plums dancing through my head. My dreams only have room for you.

I may not be santa but you can sit on my lap.

Can you smell chestnuts roasting? Me too. Let's get these pants off.

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Christmas addition

Hey girl, can I take a photo of you?

So I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas.

Are you a present, coz I want to unwrap you

Hey! Can you please send a picture of yourself?

Because I wanted to show Santa what I want for Christmas...

Call me santa because I’d travel the world for you.

Would you like a taste of my eggnog?

Hey Girl, can I have a picture of yours

So that I can let Santa know what exactly I want for christmas

I know when you've been bad or good so let's skip the small talk, sister!

Can I place my missile on your toe?

Hey boy, are you a candy cane?

Cuz I wanna s**... on you this Christmas ;)

I can't wait to unwrap your present!

Let's play Blizzard. I'll be the snow, and you can blow me.

Hey girl, do you want to get a present out of my sack?

Wanna meet Santa’s little helper? He's not so little, if you know what I mean...

Hey girl, is your name Christmas?

Because I wanna merry you.

If a fat bearded man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry! I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas

Hey, interested in seeing the "North Pole"?

Come sit on my lap. I've got a candy cane just for you.

Come sit on my knee, and play with Santa.

Do you like christmas?

Because you can jingle my bells

Your left leg is halloween your right leg is christmas, can i c**... in between the holidays?

Girl you look like a hippopotamus.

Lucky for you, I want a hippopotamus for Christmas

It may not feel like Christmas yet...

But it's always a wonderland when I'm talking to u

Even Santa doesnt make hot chocolate as sweet as you.

I may not be Santa but you can sit on my lap any day other than Christmas.

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is to o**... loud for all to hear.

Can I borrow your picture?

To show Santa what I want for Christmas

If you wake up in a box on Christmas morning, it’s because I asked Santa for the man of my dreams.

If you left leg was thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas would you....

Let me come over and eat dinner in between the holidays

If you were a chimney, I’d come in and out of you.

Hey girl is your name Christmas? Bcz i want to marry you <3

"Ever heard of a sexy Santa? You could give him a run for his money!"

"Is your name Claus? Because my heart feels like it's Santa's workshop every time I see you."

"Are you a snowflake? Because your design is uniquely beautiful and I've fallen for you this Christmas."

"Do you believe in Santa? Because ever since I saw you, all I've wished for is your heart."

"This Christmas, would you grant my wish and dance under the mistletoe with me?"

"Forget the mistletoe, sweetheart. Your lips are my favorite holiday treat."

"Merry Christmas to you too! Hope Santa brought you everything you wished for. Any extra surprises this holiday season?"

"Just like a Christmas miracle, your smile lights up my world. Can I be your holiday wishes come true?"

"If you’re the Sally to my Jack, let’s create our own beautiful nightmare together; you’re enchanting in every shade!"

"Bula vinaka, did you know you're the star that outshines every decoration this Christmas?"

"In Itaukei, 'Moce mada' means goodbye, but with your smile, it feels like Christmas has just begun."

Do you want to be Mrs. Clause tonight?

Do you want to meet Santa little helper tonight?

"It's not the mistletoe that makes me want to kiss you, it's your irresistible charm wrapped in holiday spirit."

Hey I’m doing my Christmas shopping early this year…

Are we gonna be dating by then so I can start shopping now or…?

"Excuse me, miss, is your name Christmas? Because you light up my world like no other holiday could."

Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something h**....

"Your beauty outshines the Christchurch Cathedral, let's date before I depart in December 2023."

"Forget the cookies, my Christmas wish is a sweet smile from you. Can Santa have his treat early?"

"If Santa checks his list twice, then I must be on the naughty list because stealing your heart is a major crime."

"Is your name Christmas? Because I've been waiting all year just to tell you that my feelings for you are real."

Can you send me a photo? I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas this year - you.

Are you decorating for Christmas?

Because I’ve got a tree that you can top?

"Are you a holiday movie fanatic? Because our love story could outshine any Hallmark Christmas plot."

"Your smile outshines any Christmas light, it's truly a sight to behold, so ho ho ho...how about we merry tonight?"

"Merry Christmas to you too! Hope your day is as wonderful and sparkling as the holiday lights. ☃️🎄"

"Is your name Mistletoe? Because with one glance, you've got me eager for a Christmas kiss."

Can I get a picture with you?

Cause I want to show Santa Claus what I want for Christmas this year

If your right leg is Christmas, and your left leg is Easter,

Would you let me come for dinner in between the holidays?

"Is your name Merry? Because every moment I spend with you feels like Christmas, baby."

"Is your name Carol? Because you're making my Christmas feel more like a symphony of joy and happiness."

"Hey gorgeous, I've got a December 5th surprise, sweeter than any Christmas candy, wrapped in my admiration for you."

"Do you believe in Christmas miracles? Because seeing you is like watching my favorite holiday movie come to life."

"Is it Christmas already? Because all I want to do is present you with my heart."

"I've been counting the holiday lights, but none shine as bright as your smile I've missed."

I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt.

Are you a star?

Are you a star? Cuz wanna I be the Christmas tree that you go on top of...

Your name must be Christmas..

Cuz I just came early.

"Under this mistletoe, you're the present I'd like to unwrap - ho ho homerry me this Christmas?"

Can I come down your chimney?

"Sa dri yani, is your name Merry? Cause just like Christmas, you've lit up my world in this Itaukei evening."

"If you were a Christmas cookie, you’d be the one everyone fights over—too sweet to share!"

Well, I hope you're ready for some mischievous fun with this elf. I'll make sure your Christmas wishes come true. 😉🎄

"Is your name Carol? Because you're making my heart sing with the joy of Christmas."

"Are you up for a Christmas waltz? Because when I look at you, all I see is sugarplum twirls."

"Are you Christmas? Because you make my heart sparkle like a beautifully decorated tree."

"Your allure is so captivating, even a trip to Australia can't keep me away - want to explore it together?"

"Thanks! Merry Christmas. I hope it's filled with joy and delicious cookies. What's your favorite holiday tradition?"

"Call me Santa's helper because I can definitely add some jingle to your bells this Christmas."

Because I asked for you for Christmas.

"Is your name Christmas? Because you light up my world like a beautifully decorated tree."

"Are you a Christmas ornament? Because I can't stop admiring how you brighten up my world."

Glennys, wearing that red and white dress, you make me feel like Christmas morning - full of excitement and joy.

"Are you a black cat? Because you've just cast a spell on my heart, and I can't wait to explore the night with you."

Can I borrow your pics?

I'd like to show Santa what I want for Christmas.

"Is your name Merry? Because every Christmas in Itaukei, I can't help but wish you were mine."

"Is your name 'Christmas Star'? Because in the Itaukei language, you're the most radiant sight this festive season."

"Is your name Holiday? Because seeing you sparks more joy than my favorite Christmas movie ever could."

"In shadows deep, your beauty shines bright, like Halloween magic on a starry night."

"Is it snowing on Bumble? Because when I saw you in that white top and shades, it felt like Christmas morning."

"Seeing you in red lingerie is like unwrapping the most exciting Christmas present early."

(Pointing to your stockinged leg) Would you like to unwrap what’s in your Christmas stocking?

If you jingle my bells,

i'll give you a white christmas.

"Our dates might be as rare as my trips to Australia, but each one would be as memorable as Christmas."

"Are you a Christmas movie? Because every moment with you feels like a holiday magic I never want to end."

"It's Christmas, yet all I want unwrapped is a moment with you, the most precious gift of my life."