The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Christmas Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Christmas pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. If I sing "Jingle Bells"? Because you look like you go all the way!

  2. The top of my Christmas tree is missing a angel like you.

  3. Excuse me, but you're really stoking my yule log.

  4. I shaved my pubic hair into the shape of some mistletoe. Do I really need to finish this pickup line?

  5. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

  6. Hi, I'm Advent. You must be Christmas, cause I've been waiting for you for what feels like forever...

  7. Know what I want for Christmas? You.

  8. If I dress up as Santa, will you sit on my lap?

  9. I may not be santa, but i am going to sneak into your room at night and empty my sack.

  10. I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. If that gets you hot, call me.

christmas pickup line
What is a Christmas pickup line?

Funny christmas pickup lines

I have it on good authority that you and me are gonna be hearing the Angels singing tonight

The tree isn't the only thing that's going to have an angel sitting on top of it tonight.

I checked twice, and you are definitely on the naughty list!

Eh girl you like snow? Because I plan on giving you a white christmas.

christmas pickup line
This is a funny Christmas pickup line!

Hey baby, I've got something you can hang a wreath on.

As you know, I would love to teach you toys made my Elves for adults.

If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg was easter

Would you let me spend some time between the holidays?

Do you want me to come down your chimney tonight?

I`ve got something really special in the sack for you!

Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

Hey. I'm spreading christmas cheer. What drink can I get you?

I've got a tree you could trim.

christmas pickup line
Working Christmas tinder opener

It´s all over your face. You´ve been very bad this year

But its not of Christmas, Santa Claus lap always ready.

Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

Can I stuff your stocking?

I got your stocking stuffer right here!

Can i take a picture of you?

Can i take a picture of you? I have to show Santa Claus what i want for Christmas.

Can I see your North Pole?

May I kiss you under the camel toe? (oops, that's kind of gross…)

If you jingle my bells I’ll come down your chimney.

You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.

I see that when you are sleeping & you do not use underwear…