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Top 50 Christmas Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Christmas pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. They say Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year,

    But the entire year is wonderful when I'm with you.

  2. I’ve had 6 of these work but my go to is the eyes one

    I’ve made a complaint about you to google maps for not listing you as the best place to eat out

    i’m the chicken you’re the egg let’s see who actually comes first

    *if she has braces* glad I have the money for bail cus I wanna put my kids behind those bars

    Me: Can you yawn for me?
    Her:(yawns)
    Me: yeah it'll fit

    Damn baby is you name rapunzel cus I wanna pull your hair tonight

    Are you good at algebra, I was hoping you could replace my x without asking y

    Me:
    *points to the ground* "I think you dropped something"
    her "what is it?"
    me " your standards hi my name is Noah”

    I would say ur beautiful but true beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside yet

    *if she says she’s on her period*
    A period doesnt stop anything but a sentence
    Or
    I enjoy my tuna w hot sauce

    Oh I like your outfit... but it would look better on my bedroom floor

    Only thing that should seperate our love... is latex

    Roses are okay
    violets are fine
    And so are you
    So you be the 6 and I’ll be the 9

    Can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?

    Yk they say eyes are the windows into the soul but yours look more like the gates of heaven how bout I get that snap

    One leg is Thanksgiving. The other is Christmas. Let’s meet between the holidays?

    Does that cake come with icing? Or do I have to ice it myself?

    Let’s role play
    You be iraq and I’ll be ummmmmm a bomber plane so I can drop my load on you

    wanna come back to my place? my couch pulls out and so do I

    *if she likes Harry Potter* Did you go to hogwarts? Cuz id love nothing more than to slitherin to your chamber of secrets


    Did you ever play for the bulls? Bc when I saw you my D rose

    The foot ball one

    *hears siren noises* you better run the cops are comin cus it’s illegal to be that hot

    Do you like chocolate cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

    Are you my cousin, cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

    *Random Question* cus I want you to lick my nuts

    You have summin on your face, oh wait it’s just my balls/it’s just the most beautiful smile

    *take a bite of food* this food is really good but I’d much rather be eating your ass right now

    I’m so jealous of your guts rn cause they’re inside of you and I’m not

    *just fuckin scream it* date me or I’ll burn down your house

    I’m no dentist put I sure can fill your cavities

    Are you a doughnut cus you are soft, sweet, curvy and pretty soon glazed and cream filled

  3. Whenever I hear Christmas music I think of you...

    Because you’re annoying af

  4. If I sing "Jingle Bells"? Because you look like you go all the way!

  5. The top of my Christmas tree is missing a angel like you.

  6. Excuse me, but you're really stoking my yule log.

  7. I shaved my pubic hair into the shape of some mistletoe. Do I really need to finish this pickup line?

  8. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

  9. Know what I want for Christmas? You.

  10. Hi, I'm Advent. You must be Christmas, cause I've been waiting for you for what feels like forever...

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If I dress up as Santa, will you sit on my lap?

I may not be santa, but i am going to sneak into your room at night and empty my sack.

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. If that gets you hot, call me.

I have it on good authority that you and me are gonna be hearing the Angels singing tonight

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The tree isn't the only thing that's going to have an angel sitting on top of it tonight.

Eh girl you like snow? Because I plan on giving you a white christmas.

If you were one of Santa’s reindeer, you’d definitely be Vixen.

Can I take a picture of you real quick?

I gotta show Santa what I want for Christmas

Hey baby, I've got something you can hang a wreath on.

I want the entire world for Christmas

So what time works for you?

As you know, I would love to teach you toys made my Elves for adults.

If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg was easter

Would you let me spend some time between the holidays?

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Working Christmas tinder opener

I`ve got something really special in the sack for you!

Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

Hey. I'm spreading christmas cheer. What drink can I get you?

I've got a tree you could trim.

If your left leg was Halloween and your right leg was Christmas, could I visit you in between the holidays?

It´s all over your face. You´ve been very bad this year

But its not of Christmas, Santa Claus lap always ready.

Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

Can I stuff your stocking?

I got your stocking stuffer right here!

Can i take a picture of you?

Can i take a picture of you? I have to show Santa Claus what i want for Christmas.