Top 50 Snow Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Snow pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Snow conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Are you passed out on the side walk? Or are you my snow angel?
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Eh girl you like snow? Because I plan on giving you a white christmas.
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It's supposed to snow on Friday night. What are you doing?
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You can call me President Snow cause I'm gonna make your Peeta go crazy.
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Hey girl, can you be my girlfriend this holiday?
I don’t want snow to be the only thing I’m plowing all month long
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Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Snow.
Snow who? Snow use. I am crazy about you.
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I'm not trying to Russian to anything, but I can snow you a good time.
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Girl, you must be a snowed in driveway, cuz I really want to plow ya.
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Those snow pants would look good on the floor next to my bed.
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Let's play Blizzard. I'll be the snow, and you can blow me.
Working snow pickup lines
The snow way of life is with you.
The snow was wetter than usual today. Wonder why.
You know what I have in common with the snow? Eight inches.
I wonder why the snow was wetter than it used to be.
Can I clear snow off your goggles with my tongue?
This snow pack isn’t the only thing that’s hard
Girl, I want to plow more than the snow today.
Leave the mountain because you have melted all the snow.
How do you clean snow from your goggles? Because I can just use my tongue, for mine.
You must always get cast as Snow White, because you have so much “talent”.
Wanna come over and look at my snow globe collection?
Did you slip and fall or are you my snow angel?
Hey girl, what’s the difference between you and snow?
I don’t wanna plow snow all winter long
Can i be your snow storm?
I'll give you a few more inches than you were expecting. leave you a wet mess and make it mildly inconvenient for you to walk the next day.
Sorry, but you need to leave the mountain. You're melting all the snow.
I'm trained and equipped to clear snow. That's why you'll hear people saying I'm a pro at heavy-duty ploughing.
I didn't know snow angels could fly.
It may not be snowing today
But you’ll wake up with 8 inches tomorrow
Perfect for the holidays
I live in California where it never snows, but unfortunately this line may not work for other places that do have snow.
"I know California never snows, but we can still have a white Christmas if you come over tonight."
Was pretty proud of myself until I got slapped.
Roses are red, snow is white...
Can you give me your number, cause that body's tight
Hey baby they call me the Ice King
U wanna be my snow blower?
Wanna make snow angles
You would make acute one
Are you a road after a snow storm?
Because I’d love to plow you