Top 50 Snow Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Snow pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Snow conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Are you passed out on the side walk? Or are you my snow angel?

2. Eh girl you like snow? Because I plan on giving you a white christmas.

3. It's supposed to snow on Friday night. What are you doing?

4. You can call me President Snow cause I'm gonna make your Peeta go crazy.

5. Hey girl, can you be my girlfriend this holiday?

   I don’t want snow to be the only thing I’m plowing all month long
   
   Edit: forgot the word “want”

6. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Snow.

   Snow who? Snow use. I am crazy about you.

7. I'm not trying to Russian to anything, but I can snow you a good time.

8. Girl, you must be a snowed in driveway, cuz I really want to plow ya.

9. Those snow pants would look good on the floor next to my bed.

10. Let's play Blizzard. I'll be the snow, and you can blow me.

Funny snow pickup lines

You must always get cast as Snow White, because you have so much “talent”.

Did you slip and fall or are you my snow angel?

Wanna come over and look at my snow globe collection?

I'm declaring today a snow day.

Because there's snow day I can live without you.

I didn't know snow angels could fly.

It may not be snowing today
But you’ll wake up with 8 inches tomorrow

Perfect for the holidays

I live in California where it never snows, but unfortunately this line may not work for other places that do have snow.

"I know California never snows, but we can still have a white Christmas if you come over tonight."

Was pretty proud of myself until I got slapped.

Roses are red, snow is white...

Can you give me your number, cause that body's tight

Hey baby they call me the Ice King

U wanna be my snow blower?

Wanna make snow angles

You would make acute one

Are you a road after a snow storm?

Because I’d love to plow you

I didn't know snow angels could fly as pretty as you skiing.

It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.

(NSFW) Dang girl are you snow?

Cause I wanna plow you the night before christmas

Are you “Crystal Snow”?

Because I want to hold you one more time.

It may not snow on our first date

But you can expect to get a full 6 inches

What's the difference between you and a snow bank?

I wouldn't enjoy plowing the snow bank.

Can I hiber-mate with you.

Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.

Baby, you're so hot I only need four layers.

Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.

Are you passed out on the sidewalk or are you my snow angel?

And who wears turtlenecks anymore?