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Top 50 Easter Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Easter pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Easter conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I live in a cage full of Cedar shavings vibration.

  2. Easter! I hardly even knew ‘er.

  3. You look this good and its only Saturday? I’d like to see you in your Sunday Best.

  4. I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans, ‘cause I’ve been on the hunt for you.

  5. Hey baby, I got 2 eggs on me, wanna find them?

  6. I’ll let you play with my eggs and you let me fertilize yours.

  7. Would you like to join me for brunch? You’re looking eggstra-special.

  8. Jesus isn’t the only thing that rose today.

  9. If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg was easter

    Would you let me spend some time between the holidays?

  10. Those jeans make your ash look big.


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Never done it on a pile of artificial grass?

You can be my chocolate bunny. I’ll start by nibbling on your ears and save the rest for last.

I may be a ham, but girl I’d treat you egg-cellent.

Girl, are you Easter because you got me ready to rise again?

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You look like the body of Christ, given up for me.

Is that a Easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I’m not sure what you’re doing for Easter Brunch, but I’ve got a spicy ham bone with your name on it.

How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I'm Easter Bunny!

Hey since it’s Easter would you let my sperm go for an egg hunt?

Are you the Easter bunny? ‘Cause you’ve been hoppin’ around my mind all day.

There’s an Easter parade in my pants…jus sayin!

Are you an angel? ‘Cause you’ve got me rising from the tomb.

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Working Easter tinder opener

Hey Girl! Let’s mate like rabbits.

If your right leg is Christmas, and your left leg is Easter,

Would you let me come for dinner in between the holidays?

Even Jesus couldn’t give you up for 40 days.

Girl, I’d like to take you out, but it won’t be the Last Supper.

The holy spirit must be with you because you’re getting a rise outta me.

Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.

If your left leg was Christmas and right easter?

Girl can I visit you between the holidays?

How about I get you an Easter egg tomorrow morning. Do you want it chocolate or fertilized.

Is your name Easter?

Because I wanna fertilize your eggs

If my right leg is X-mas and my left is Easter would you let me come over for dinner between the holidays.

Look, Jesus came back from the dead today. I think we can make this work.