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Top 50 Times Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Times pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. It's not that I'm Horny all the time,

    It's just that you're sexy all the time

  2. I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.

    You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.

  3. If I got a rose each time I thought about you I'd keep walking in my garden forever.

    Hope she says yes

  4. If I had a dollar for every time you're in my head

    I'll have none,
    Cause you went straight to my heart

  5. They say Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year,

    But the entire year is wonderful when I'm with you.

  6. Are you a time traveler?

    Because I can see you in my future ;)

  7. If I had a penny for every time I've heard about coronavirus I'd have...

    Your number?

  8. Are you a deep conversation?

    Because I want to hold you for a good, long time.

  9. It's time to kick gum and chew ass

    And I'm all out of gum( ≖ ͜ʖ≖)

  10. For covid times

    Hey girl how about you and me break the 6 feet apart rule and be negative 6 inches apart instead

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Funny times pickup lines

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If I had a dollar every time I thought of you...

I'd have only one, because you never left my mind.

Are you an exam because I want to put loads of time and effort into you, only to be told that I am a 3/10 on the sheets.

Made this one myself, hope it is good

Hey girl, are you a neutron star?

Because time slows down when I'm near you, you're hot, I'm attracted to you, and once I'm near you I have a hard time getting away. Also works as a breakup line: girl, you must be a neutron star because you're dense AF and weigh a ton, it's painful to be near you and I can't get away from you.

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Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

Over 235,000 people a year are sent to the emergency room for slipping in the shower
So next time you go you should bring me to be safe

If I get a dollar every time you cross my mind, we'll be rich!

Hey girl, are you my favorite game?

Because I really want to spend all my free time with you.

Excuse me, would you happen to be a Pokemon?

Cause the first time I took a peek at you I was electrified....

Call me Mark Buehrle because I’m gonna pound it in your zone all night and not give you any time to get out of the box

I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.

Hey, wanna good time? I bought some great Viagra back from Bali?

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Working Times tinder opener

Can I put my master sword in your temple of time?

I know it’s absurd, but every time I walk toward you, it feels like I’m being led to Bethlehem.

We'll have a howlin good time tonight!

It's that time of the month.

Hey boy, if I walk around you seven times, will you fall for me?

I fell in blood the first time I saw you!

Jesus may not cum a second time but I sure can.

I'd march around you 7 times to tear your walls down.

Hey darling, you make ordinary time extraordinary.

Excuse me miss but can I have a moment of your time.

Do you believe in love at first set… or should I curl this barbell 15 more times?