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Top 50 Times Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Times chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. It's not that I'm Horny all the time,

    It's just that you're sexy all the time

  2. If I got a rose each time I thought about you I'd keep walking in my garden forever.

    Hope she says yes

  3. If I had a dollar for every time you're in my head

    I'll have none,
    Cause you went straight to my heart

  4. If I had a penny for every time I've heard about coronavirus I'd have...

    Your number?

  5. Are you a deep conversation?

    Because I want to hold you for a good, long time.

  6. If I had a dollar every time I thought of you...

    I'd have only one, because you never left my mind.

  7. Are you an exam because I want to put loads of time and effort into you, only to be told that I am a 3/10 on the sheets.

    Made this one myself, hope it is good

  8. Hey girl, are you a neutron star?

    Because time slows down when I'm near you, you're hot, I'm attracted to you, and once I'm near you I have a hard time getting away. Also works as a breakup line: girl, you must be a neutron star because you're dense AF and weigh a ton, it's painful to be near you and I can't get away from you.

  9. A long one, but I've had a 100% reply rate from around 50 uses

    Feel free to copy and paste:

    Imagine you and I are in a grocery store. We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

    After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

  10. Over 235,000 people a year are sent to the emergency room for slipping in the shower

    So next time you go you should bring me to be safe

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Funny times pickup lines

Hey girl, are you my favorite game?
Because I really want to spend all my free time with you.

Excuse me, would you happen to be a Pokemon?

Cause the first time I took a peek at you I was electrified....

Hey, wanna good time? I bought some great Viagra back from Bali?

Call me Mark Buehrle because I’m gonna pound it in your zone all night and not give you any time to get out of the box

I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.

Can I put my master sword in your temple of time?

Are you a magician? Because every time I look into your eyes, everyone else suddenly disappears.

I know it’s absurd, but every time I walk toward you, it feels like I’m being led to Bethlehem.

It's that time of the month.

We'll have a howlin good time tonight!

Hey boy, if I walk around you seven times, will you fall for me?

I fell in blood the first time I saw you!

Hey darling, you make ordinary time extraordinary.

I'd march around you 7 times to tear your walls down.

Jesus may not cum a second time but I sure can.

Excuse me miss but can I have a moment of your time.

Do you believe in love at first set… or should I curl this barbell 15 more times?

Unlike your hotel room, I'll let you finish in time.

If I had a star for every time you brightened my life, I'd be holding a galaxy.

Baby is your name pac-man ? Cause every time I see you I want to chase you.

Every time i see you i feel you complete a piece of my heart.

What’s the most intense sex thing you ever did? You ever, uh, been with two women at the same time?

I'll buckle your swash any time, baby.

Peter heard the cock crow, but I’d never deny you three times.

Of all of time and space, I came here to touch your butt.