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Top 50 Times Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Times conversation openers that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Times pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot.

  1. I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.

    You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.

  2. If I got a rose each time I thought about you I'd keep walking in my garden forever.

    Hope she says yes

  3. If I had a dollar for every time you're in my head

    I'll have none,
    Cause you went straight to my heart

  4. They say Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year,

    But the entire year is wonderful when I'm with you.

  5. Are you a time traveler?

    Because I can see you in my future ;)

  6. If I had a penny for every time I've heard about coronavirus I'd have...

    Your number?

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What is a Times pickup line?

Working short times pickup lines to impress a girl

Are you a deep conversation?

Because I want to hold you for a good, long time.

It's time to kick gum and chew ass

And I'm all out of gum( ≖ ͜ʖ≖)

For covid times

Hey girl how about you and me break the 6 feet apart rule and be negative 6 inches apart instead

Are you the Fitness Gram Pacer Test?

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This is a funny Times pickup line!

Are you an exam because I want to put loads of time and effort into you, only to be told that I am a 3/10 on the sheets.

Made this one myself, hope it is good

Hey girl, are you a neutron star?
Because time slows down when I'm near you, you're hot, I'm attracted to you, and once I'm near you I have a hard time getting away. Also works as a breakup line: girl, you must be a neutron star because you're dense AF and weigh a ton, it's painful to be near you and I can't get away from you.

Are you a garbage can? Cause id like to take you out some time....

Then after I put my load in you it’s back down to the streets you go.

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Girl, if I had a nickel every time I thought of you

I'd have one nickel because I can never get you off my mind

Do you have sunscreen?🧴 Cause

I don't wanna be under 2 hot things at the same time

Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

Over 235,000 people a year are sent to the emergency room for slipping in the shower

So next time you go you should bring me to be safe

If I get a dollar every time you cross my mind, we'll be rich!

Hey girl, are you my favorite game?

Because I really want to spend all my free time with you.

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Working Times tinder opener

Call me smoke

Cause I can show you a great time and all you have to do is lay back, relax, and blow me.

times Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

Hey girl, are you my memory problems?

Because...f**..., I can't remember what I was gonna say. This happens all the god damn time. f**..., man. Why can't I- no! Just wait! I can remember it, okay? I just need to think. Please! I need this! I just want to be able to remember one little freaking thing. I'm sick of forgetting everything, okay? I feel like an idiot every time this happens, it makes me feel bloody worthless, I just want to- oh, right! Hey girl, are you my memory problems? 'Cause I forgot who you are and why I'm talking to you. Great, that's just great.

Maths ppl,your time is now,i matched with a mathematician what y’all got??

Do you know what's more beautiful than time

That hourglass figure of yours

He: hey i think i swallowed caterpillars | She: yo what?? | He: Cuz every time i see u i get those butterflies ;)

If I was a character in H20 I’d be a mermaid every time I looked at you

Call me Mark Buehrle because I’m gonna pound it in your zone all night and not give you any time to get out of the box

I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.

Are you a magician? Because every time I look into your eyes, everyone else suddenly disappears.

Can I put my master sword in your temple of time?

I know it’s absurd, but every time I walk toward you, it feels like I’m being led to Bethlehem.

We'll have a howlin good time tonight!

It's that time of the month.

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Hey boy, if I walk around you seven times, will you fall for me?

I fell in blood the first time I saw you!

Hey darling, you make ordinary time extraordinary.

I'd march around you 7 times to tear your walls down.

Excuse me miss but can I have a moment of your time.

Do you believe in love at first set… or should I curl this barbell 15 more times?

Unlike your hotel room, I'll let you finish in time.

Your eyes sparkle like spanners

& every time i look at them my nuts tighten.

If I had a star for every time you brightened my life, I'd be holding a galaxy.

Baby is your name pac-man ? Cause every time I see you I want to chase you.

Every time i see you i feel you complete a piece of my heart.

What’s the most intense kiss thing you ever did? You ever, uh, been with two women at the same time?

Being around you I'm as helpless as upgrading my lab and both heroes at the same time in a war clan.

I'll buckle your swash any time, baby.

Scared you'll get hurt like you did last time? darling you'll be okay, you're not alone you're with me.

Are you the question paper to tomorrow's exam?

Because I'm probably gonna flip you around a couple times, realise I don't know what I'm doing and finish in 3 minutes

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Times phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Times lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.