Top 40 Past Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Past pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Damn girl, are you a black hole ?
Because i feel like i just went past your event horizon.
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Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.
We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.
After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes." -
Pretty sure that smoke alarm is defective...
You walked past and it didn't go off
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to swim past you again?
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When I see you, my temperature rises way past Fahrenheit 451.
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I don’t recollect much from my past in any case, I do recall that you are in it.
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We are the reincarnated souls of two past lovers. Its our destiny to be together, you just dont remember our past life together.
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Sup y all this is my first post like ever so use them wisely :)
•Do u have a pencil? Because i wanna erase your past and write our future
•Are you made of nickel cerium arsenic and sulfur?
Cus u got a NiCE AsS
•Are you terms and conditions ?
Because whatever you say i ll always agree with
you -
Didn't we hook up in a past life?
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Pretend to fall down
While walking past a girl pretend to trip and act hurt.
The girl will usually go: "Are you okay?"
You say: "I am okay, but girl you fine" ("you fine" has to be emphasized)
Funny past pickup lines
Hey girl I've got an active ground game and I've never went past the first round.
Do u have a pencil ️
So I can erase your past and write our future
Do you have a pencil I can borrow?
Because I’d like to erase your past and write our future.
I don't know if you're beautiful or not...
I haven't gone past your eyes yet.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past your house on the other side of the street again?
Hey girl, are you a kindergartener?
‘Cause you can eat my paste.
Crees en amor a primera vista, o debo pasar otra vez? (Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?)
*stumbles past a cute girl at the bar*
*looks back at the girl*
“Damn girl, you just rocked my world”
Hey girl, are you a Netflix series?
Because I'd stay up 5 minutes past my bedtime to finish you
You must have been a youtube ad in a past life
Because I want to skip this and get the good stuff.
You're like a broom...
Cause you helped me erase my past bad experiences from my heart and made space to write a new story, together
- Day 24
Are you skin
Because I by you with vbucI’m staying past my bedtime currently
How to get laid tonight?
How to get laid?
1. Lay on the bed.
2. Wait for an hour until Lay becomes past tense
A bit of a loophole
When ur walking past someone you like the look of wink at them. If they react like hey wtf then just say sorry it’s a tick I have, I wink at people I find attractive
Do you have a pencil ?
Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
I don't know if you're beautiful, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.
How about I slip down your chimney at half past midnight?
Girl, you raise my temperature way past Fahrenheit 451.
What say you give me a "by" past the elimination rounds and we get right to the finale?
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment in bed.
Let's just enjoy having sex this moment and not thing about the past or the future. No attachments.
I would reshape the future by changing the past, so we will be together.
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.