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Top 37 Past Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Past chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Damn girl, are you a black hole ?

    Because i feel like i just went past your event horizon.

  2. A long one, but I've had a 100% reply rate from around 50 uses

    Feel free to copy and paste:

    Imagine you and I are in a grocery store. We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

    After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

  3. Pretty sure that smoke alarm is defective...

    You walked past and it didn't go off

  4. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to swim past you again?

  5. When I see you, my temperature rises way past Fahrenheit 451.

  6. I don’t recollect much from my past in any case, I do recall that you are in it.

  7. We are the reincarnated souls of two past lovers. Its our destiny to be together, you just dont remember our past life together.

  8. Sup y all this is my first post like ever so use them wisely :)

    •Do u have a pencil? Because i wanna erase your past and write our future


    •Are you made of nickel cerium arsenic and sulfur?

    Cus u got a NiCE AsS

    •Are you terms and conditions ?

    Because whatever you say i ll always agree with
    you

  9. Didn't we hook up in a past life?

  10. Pretend to fall down

    While walking past a girl pretend to trip and act hurt.

    The girl will usually go: "Are you okay?"
    You say: "I am okay, but girl you fine" ("you fine" has to be emphasized)

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What is a Past pickup line?

Funny past pickup lines

Hey girl I've got an active ground game and I've never went past the first round.

Do you have a pencil I can borrow?

Because I’d like to erase your past and write our future.

I don't know if you're beautiful or not...

I haven't gone past your eyes yet.

For asking nudes(copy and paste it)

There is a certain amount of respect I would love to obtain from you. But this aspect of understanding and knowledge of each other, I would love to get to know you better in all ways in order to respect you more fully, ways i can obtain this respect comes with the knowledge of knowing you better physically, mentally, spiritually and in all other aspects. Knowledge of each other physically can be accomplished in several ways, perhaps a tactic of understanding can be done in photography of our physical bodies. Perhaps we could exchange detailed photographs of us physically in order to understand each other better in turn to set the stage for an even deeper, solid, and respectful relationship

Hey girl, are you a kindergartener?

‘Cause you can eat my paste.

*stumbles past a cute girl at the bar*

*looks back at the girl*
“Damn girl, you just rocked my world”

How to get laid tonight?
How to get laid?

1. Lay on the bed.

2. Wait for an hour until Lay becomes past tense

Do you have a pencil ?

Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

A bit of a loophole

When ur walking past someone you like the look of wink at them. If they react like hey wtf then just say sorry it’s a tick I have, I wink at people I find attractive

Hey girl can I follow you home?

Because I’ve been doing that everyday for the past year

Are you skin

Because I by you with vbucI’m staying past my bedtime currently

You're like a broom...

Cause you helped me erase my past bad experiences from my heart and made space to write a new story, together

- Day 24

Hey girl, are you a Netflix series?

Because I'd stay up 5 minutes past my bedtime to finish you

You must have been a youtube ad in a past life

Because I want to skip this and get the good stuff.

I don't know if you're beautiful, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.

How about I slip down your chimney at half past midnight?

Girl, you raise my temperature way past Fahrenheit 451.

What say you give me a "by" past the elimination rounds and we get right to the finale?

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment in bed.

Let's just enjoy having sex this moment and not thing about the past or the future. No attachments.

I would reshape the future by changing the past, so we will be together.

Babe are you a vending machine? I keep on walking past and wanting a piece of you.

Can I slip one past your tendy?

Can I slip one past your goalie?

When I said let's, "Go for Gin" and "Foolish Pleasure" and never "Behave Yourself," or have "Regret," I was clearly listing past Kentucky Derby winners.