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50 Past Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Past rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about past, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Past Pickup Lines

A good Past hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

    We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

    After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

  2. Pretty sure that smoke alarm is defective...

    You walked past and it didn't go off

  3. META(?): Mod, please do your job

    Every day about 60-70% of the posts on this sub are teenagers or people with terrible puns posting their pick-up lines. Most of them aren’t even lines, just s**... phrases thrown in to seem like one. Scroll down the past week to see what I mean.

  4. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to swim past you again?

  5. Are you sugar that's been processed past a granulated texture, but not to the point of confectionary consistency?

    Because you are super fine.

  6. When I see you, my temperature rises way past Fahrenheit 451.

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What is a good Past pickup line?

Short and cute past pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about past are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I don’t recollect much from my past in any case, I do recall that you are in it.

We are the reincarnated souls of two past lovers. Its our destiny to be together, you just dont remember our past life together.

I don't care about your past babe. I just want to bury my b**... in your backyard.

Do u have a pencil I can borrow? Because i wanna erase your past and write our future.

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Smooth Past pickup line

You’d have to get up pretty early in the morning to sneak a pair of buns like these past Mr. Krabs

I’ve got an active ground game and I never went past the first round.

My girl, you can't run from your past.


Cheesy past Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Are you a CPU because your so hot i need to put my thermal paste on you

Didn't we hook up in a past life?

Rashid: You can only keep moving forward. Forget about the past.

Pretend to fall down

While walking past a girl pretend to trip and act hurt.

The girl will usually go: "Are you okay?"
You say: "I am okay, but girl you fine" ("you fine" has to be emphasized)

I got some buried bones in my past. But babe I'll get them out for you any time.


Damn girl are you an avocado? Because I am seeing past delicious fat underneath your ugly clothes.

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Working Past tinder opener

Do you know why woman likes KFC? Because you are past the tender breast and the juicy thigh. All you have left is a greasy wet box to put your bone it.

Corny past Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Past conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Hey Girl Are You A KitKat

Because you are made of Sugar, Milk Solids, Wheat Flour, Cocoa Butter, Vegetable Fat [Emulsifier ( Soy Lecithin)], Cocoa Mass, Choc Paste ( Milk, Wheat, Soy ), Cocoa, Emulsifiers ( Soy Lecithin, 476), Yeast, Raising Agent (Sodium Bicarbonate), Salt, Flavour. 
 Contains Milk, Soy and Wheat. 
 May Contain Tree Nuts. 
 Product Contains 70% Milk Chocolate and 30% Wafer Fingers. 
 Milk Chocolate Contains Minimum 22% Cocoa Solids, 25% Milk Solids.

I wasn't in your past, we are now in the present. Let's talk about our future.

Are you my past mistakes?? Cause i cant stop thinking of you

Do u have a pencil ️

So I can erase your past and write our future

Do you have a pencil I can borrow?
Because I’d like to erase your past and write our future.

I don't know if you're beautiful or not...

I haven't gone past your eyes yet.

Do u believe in love at first sight orr do i have to walk past u again ?

Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase my past and start a future with you.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past your house on the other side of the street again?


Girl, I don't care what you have been through. I will make incursion into your past and improve our love.

I may not go down in your past

But i will surely go down on you.

Hi honey I'm home, oh I'm sorry i forgot this was the past and you're not yet my wife

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A good past Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Past hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Hey girl, are you a kindergartener?

‘Cause you can eat my paste.

Crees en amor a primera vista, o debo pasar otra vez? (Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?)

You're like a broom...

Cause you helped me erase my past bad experiences from my heart and made space to write a new story, together

- Day 24

Are you skin

Because I by you with vbucI’m staying past my bedtime currently

Hey girl can I follow you home?

Because I’ve been doing that everyday for the past year

A bit of a loophole
When ur walking past someone you like the look of wink at them. If they react like hey wtf then just say sorry it’s a tick I have, I wink at people I find attractive

Do you have a pencil ?

Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

How to get laid tonight?

How to get laid?

1. Lay on the bed.

2. Wait for an hour until Lay becomes past tense

You must have been a youtube ad in a past life

Because I want to skip this and get the good stuff.


Hey girl, are you a Netflix series?

Because I'd stay up 5 minutes past my bedtime to finish you

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

I don't know if you're beautiful, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.

Let's just enjoy having kiss this moment and not thing about the past or the future. No attachments.

How about I slip down your chimney at half past midnight?

Girl, you raise my temperature way past Fahrenheit 451.

What say you give me a "by" past the elimination rounds and we get right to the finale?

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Past love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Past chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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