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Top 50 Past Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Past pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Past conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

    We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

    After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

  2. Pretty sure that smoke alarm is defective...

    You walked past and it didn't go off

  3. META(?): Mod, please do your job

    Every day about 60-70% of the posts on this sub are teenagers or people with terrible puns posting their pick-up lines. Most of them aren’t even lines, just stupid phrases thrown in to seem like one. Scroll down the past week to see what I mean.

  4. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to swim past you again?

  5. Are you sugar that's been processed past a granulated texture, but not to the point of confectionary consistency?

    Because you are super fine.

  6. When I see you, my temperature rises way past Fahrenheit 451.

  7. I don’t recollect much from my past in any case, I do recall that you are in it.

  8. We are the reincarnated souls of two past lovers. Its our destiny to be together, you just dont remember our past life together.

  9. I don't care about your past babe. I just want to bury my boner in your backyard.

  10. Do u have a pencil I can borrow? Because i wanna erase your past and write our future.


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What is a Past pickup line?

Working past pickup lines

Have we met before? I must have seen your variant in the past.

I’ve got an active ground game and I never went past the first round.

You’d have to get up pretty early in the morning to sneak a pair of buns like these past Mr. Krabs

My girl, you can't run from your past.

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This is a funny Past pickup line!

Didn't we hook up in a past life?

Rashid: You can only keep moving forward. Forget about the past.

Pretend to fall down

While walking past a girl pretend to trip and act hurt.

The girl will usually go: "Are you okay?"
You say: "I am okay, but girl you fine" ("you fine" has to be emphasized)

I got some buried bones in my past. But babe I'll get them out for you any time.

Damn girl are you an avocado? Because I am seeing past delicious fat underneath your ugly clothes.

Hey girl I've got an active ground game and I've never went past the first round.

Do you know why woman likes KFC? Because you are past the tender breast and the juicy thigh. All you have left is a greasy wet box to put your bone it.

Hey Girl Are You A KitKat

Because you are made of Sugar, Milk Solids, Wheat Flour, Cocoa Butter, Vegetable Fat [Emulsifier ( Soy Lecithin)], Cocoa Mass, Choc Paste ( Milk, Wheat, Soy ), Cocoa, Emulsifiers ( Soy Lecithin, 476), Yeast, Raising Agent (Sodium Bicarbonate), Salt, Flavour. 
 Contains Milk, Soy and Wheat. 
 May Contain Tree Nuts. 
 Product Contains 70% Milk Chocolate and 30% Wafer Fingers. 
 Milk Chocolate Contains Minimum 22% Cocoa Solids, 25% Milk Solids.

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Working Past tinder opener

Are you my past mistakes?? Cause i cant stop thinking of you

Do u have a pencil ️

So I can erase your past and write our future

Do you have a pencil I can borrow?

Because I’d like to erase your past and write our future.

I don't know if you're beautiful or not...

I haven't gone past your eyes yet.

Do u believe in love at first sight orr do i have to walk past u again ?

Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase my past and start a future with you.

Girl, I don't care what you have been through. I will make incursion into your past and improve our love.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past your house on the other side of the street again?

I may not go down in your past

But i will surely go down on you.

Hi honey I'm home, oh I'm sorry i forgot this was the past and you're not yet my wife

Crees en amor a primera vista, o debo pasar otra vez? (Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?)