Top 39 past Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Past chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

1. Damn girl, are you a black hole ?

   Because i feel like i just went past your event horizon.

2. Pretty sure that smoke alarm is defective...

   You walked past and it didn't go off

3. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to swim past you again?

4. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk past you again?

5. When I see you, my temperature rises way past Fahrenheit 451.

6. I don’t recollect much from my past in any case, I do recall that you are in it.

7. We are the reincarnated souls of two past lovers. Its our destiny to be together, you just dont remember our past life together.

8. Didn't we hook up in a past life?

9. Pretend to fall down

   While walking past a girl pretend to trip and act hurt.
   
   The girl will usually go: "Are you okay?"
   You say: "I am okay, but girl you fine" ("you fine" has to be emphasized)

10. Hey girl I've got an active ground game and I've never went past the first round.

Latest past chat up lines

Do you have a pencil I can borrow?
Because I’d like to erase your past and write our future.

I don't know if you're beautiful or not...

I haven't gone past your eyes yet.

Opening line that is working for me in that "no info" situation on Tinder.

I've always had a tough time with starting a conversation when the profile match is a single picture with no profile info whatsoever-- there's just nothing to go on, nothing to connect to or make a joke about. Whatever I've come up with in the past, I've rarely gotten a reply in that "no info" situation, and I always just sit there befuddled about what to say.

Last week I matched with a smoking hot girl and just couldn't think of anything to say so I let it linger all day... finally that night I decided on something simple but waited to contact her the next morning. At 7:30am I wrote her a message: "Good Morning, Alex. I hope you have a lovely day." By 10:30 she had messaged back "Thanks! You too!" and the conversation started rolling. We went out that weekend and had a blast and have another date set for next weekend. I tried the approach with a new match this morning and it worked again... It seems that waiting to start conversation the morning after a match is made with something simple and friendly, (and that being the first thing they see when they open the app for the day) seems to be working like a charm (so far.) Just wanted to share this with anyone struggling with how to get a conversation rolling.

Corny - Do you believe in love at first sight?

Or should I walk past you again?

Hey girl, are you a kindergartener?

‘Cause you can eat my paste.

*stumbles past a cute girl at the bar*

*looks back at the girl*
“Damn girl, you just rocked my world”

How to get laid tonight?
How to get laid?

1. Lay on the bed.

2. Wait for an hour until Lay becomes past tense

How to respond to this shit-test?

This girl is testing my reaction. I've been chatting with her for the past 3 days on the app. So far we've been exchanging non-sexual messages but finally, this was thrown and **I don't know how to properly respond to her**.


**Context is**: She said the other day she dreamed about my country and I asked her what that dream was about. She replied as follows:


"Oh..haha..I don't remember that well..but it was little bit weird..like more dreams together haha..it was in nature and there were lot of people standing in formation (including me) in the traditional clothes lol! I don't know what we were doing xD and then we went walk to mountains where were such asian houses haha..and in the end umm there was little hot scene with boy..omg..that's so stupid and embarrassing I'm laughing on that dream xDxD


Please suggest me some good ways to respond to this

Do you have a pencil ?

Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

A bit of a loophole

When ur walking past someone you like the look of wink at them. If they react like hey wtf then just say sorry it’s a tick I have, I wink at people I find attractive

Hey girl can I follow you home?

Because I’ve been doing that everyday for the past year

Are you skin

Because I by you with vbucI’m staying past my bedtime currently

You're like a broom...

Cause you helped me erase my past bad experiences from my heart and made space to write a new story, together

- Day 24

Hey girl, are you a Netflix series?

Because I'd stay up 5 minutes past my bedtime to finish you

You must have been a youtube ad in a past life

Because I want to skip this and get the good stuff.

How about I slip down your chimney at half past midnight?

Girl, you raise my temperature way past Fahrenheit 451.

What say you give me a "by" past the elimination rounds and we get right to the finale?

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment in bed.

Let's just enjoy having sex this moment and not thing about the past or the future. No attachments.

Crees en amor a primera vista, o debo pasar otra vez?
(Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?)

I would reshape the future by changing the past, so we will be together.

I don't know if you're beautiful, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.

Babe are you a vending machine? I keep on walking past and wanting a piece of you.

Can I slip one past your tendy?