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Top 33 Present Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Present pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a present, coz I want to unwrap you

  2. I can't wait to unwrap your present!

  3. Hey girl, do you want to get a present out of my sack?

  4. Are we exchanging presents

    Cause you gave me a boner

  5. Damn girl I know it's not Christmas but I have a present for you

    It's chlamydia.

  6. I wasn't in your past, we are now in the present. Let's talk about our future.

  7. Hey, wanna pretend to be Christmas presents?

    And get laid under the tree ;)

  8. Girl your legs are like presents on Christmas morning...

    All I want to do is open em and play with what's inside.

  9. If you were present on titanic, then it would not have drowned.

    Cuz, you are so hot, the iceberg would melt away.

  10. Today's my birthday...

    I would enjoy you to be my present

    Edit: I'm sorry for my awful english

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Why aren't u inside a gift box?
I wished you as my Christmas present

Do you like Santa well,

I can come/ cum down your chimney and give you all my presents at once

Are you a civil rights attorney?

Because the figure you've presented is inflammatory and prejudicial, and I find it difficult to believe.

You must be good at presentations...

Because I love what I see.

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I got you a birthday present, Me.

Are you Santa?
Cause I wanna sit on your lap and see your presents

Are you my Christmas present?

Because I can't wait to rip off your packaging.

Hey baby are you hard liquor!

Because I wouldn't present you in front of my mom

Can you be a my Christmas present?

Because I want to open you up and stick something inside of you.

I think every week should have a day in it when boys give presents to girls.

Can you tell me the proper way to present my fly to a lady.

Iā€™d like to make you my feature PowerPoint presentation.

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You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment in bed.

And after the birthday dinner, my darling, shall we go back to my place so I can present thee with mine seed, in thine position of thy choosing, of course.

Are you a birthday present? Because I want to unwrap you.

Happy Birthday baby. All you have to do is unwrap your present ā€“ ME.

How about we both skip your birthday dinner, so I can give you my special present.

When two people are present, I don't like to be the one standing.

It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.

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