34 Present Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Present rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about present, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Present Pickup Lines

A good Present hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Are you a present, coz I want to unwrap you
I can't wait to unwrap your present!
Hey girl, do you want to get a present out of my sack?
We are presents for each other, it's time to get laid under the tree.
Are you a present? Because I see you under my tree.
Girl you are so precious, that Santa wants you as a present.

Short and cute present pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about present are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Even if we are all working remote. I want to study your presentation.

I wasn't in your past, we are now in the present. Let's talk about our future.

Hey, wanna pretend to be Christmas presents?

And get laid under the tree ;)

Girl your legs are like presents on Christmas morning...

All I want to do is open em and play with what's inside.

Today's my birthday...

I would enjoy you to be my present

Edit: I'm sorry for my awful english

Why aren't u inside a gift box?
I wished you as my Christmas present

Are you a civil rights attorney?

Because the figure you've presented is inflammatory and prejudicial, and I find it difficult to believe.

Cheesy present Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Are you Santa?

Cause I wanna sit on your lap and see your presents

Can you be a my Christmas present?

Because I want to open you up and stick something inside of you.

Hey baby are you hard liquor!
Because I wouldn't present you in front of my mom

Are you my Christmas present?

Because I can't wait to rip off your packaging.

I’m not Santa Clause

But i’ll still get inside your chimney and drop of a present

You must be good at presentations...

Because I love what I see.

I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.

Corny present Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Present conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment in bed.

And after the birthday dinner, my darling, shall we go back to my place so I can present thee with mine seed, in thine position of thy choosing, of course.

Are you a birthday present? Because I want to unwrap you.

Happy Birthday baby. All you have to do is unwrap your present – ME.

How about we both skip your birthday dinner, so I can give you my special present.

I’d like to make you my feature PowerPoint presentation.

Can you tell me the proper way to present my fly to a lady.

I think every week should have a day in it when boys give presents to girls.

Dear contributor, Thank you for submitting your Valentine... We regret to inform you that it does not suit our present needs.

It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.

When two people are present, I don't like to be the one standing.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Present love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Present chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.