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Top 30 present Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Present chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a present, coz I want to unwrap you

  2. I can't wait to unwrap your present!

  3. Hey girl, do you want to get a present out of my sack?

  4. Are we exchanging presents

    Cause you gave me a boner

  5. Damn girl I know it's not Christmas but I have a present for you

    It's chlamydia.

  6. Are you French?

    Because Eiffel for you.

    Said this during French class when we were giving a presentation...

  7. Girl your legs are like presents on Christmas morning...

    All I want to do is open em and play with what's inside.

  8. Are you a civil rights attorney?

    Because the figure you've presented is inflammatory and prejudicial, and I find it difficult to believe.

  9. How to Accelerate your results in Game?

    What are the 4 shifts you must go through?

    (Part 1/ 2)

    One of the core issues man have is:

    What are you thinking about when you are gaming?

    A lot of guys are WASTING a lot of their MENTAL RAM in what is the next step.

    What should I say next?

    What is she thinking about me?

    Does she like me?

    How can I sexualize more?

    One of the key things to do is to get free of all those worries.

    You should already assume that she likes you.

    This will free up some space and allow you to relax more in the interaction.

    The only thing that you should be concerned about is her logistics and if they are people around like friends who might cock block you.

    The main thought should be around what are the possibilities.

    What are the odds of getting her home?

    You should allow yourself to be in the moment and not be in state of doing something or trying to do something.

    This will allow you to be present and actually listen to the girl

    That's why many of your interactions end up not going anywhere...

    Get rid of that mental RAM usage!

    Only use the mental RAM for logistics, understand the current situation and move things forward.

    The rest is assumed!

    You should get to a point where you have a paradigm shift.

    You might get results with routines and stuff like that...

    However,

    You will figure out that the goal is not only the result

    You should be able to ENJOY THE ALL PROCESS and not seeing it as a job or something you are doing to the girl.

    STOP SEEING EVERYTHING AS A COMPETITION!

    For example when she is shit testing you and you think that you must win her over.

    Start seeing it more as a COLLABORATION where you and she are on the same team.

    You should be feeling EMPATHY and not COMPETITIVENESS.

    Instead as seeing other man as competition or cock blockers see them as your friends.

    Realise that NOBODY is against you.

    They are all part of YOUR TRIBE.

    This frame of mind will make you pretty much UNSTOPPABLE.

    You are NO LONGER in your interactions to WIN something.

    What happens is that you're just being NORMAL and not competing like everybody else

    The funny thing is girls start noticing you more.

    She will ask herself why is he not behaving like the other guys?

    She will be chasing you like you never seen before.

    When the quarantine is over go out and try this and let me know what changes did you see

    Btw don't miss PART 2 where im going to talk about the final and most important paradigm shift that will explode YOUR RESULTS.

  10. You must be good at presentations...

    Because I love what I see.

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Latest present chat up lines

Are you my Christmas present?
Because I can't wait to rip off your packaging.

Are you Santa?

Cause I wanna sit on your lap and see your presents

I’m not Santa Clause

But i’ll still get inside your chimney and drop of a present

Hey baby are you hard liquor!

Because I wouldn't present you in front of my mom

If you’re looking for Johnny Bravo lines.

(This is just a list of hand picked from Johnny Bravo from the 90s cartoon “Johnny Bravo.”)

Hello, 911 emergency, there’s a handsome guy in my house. Oh, Heh, wait a second, cancel that, it’s only me.

Hey baby, I can tell we both love the same things : Me!

Oh, Momma , I’m so sweet that I’ve got a mouth full of cavities.

If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right.

I’m pretty your pretty, wanna go home and stare at each other?

I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart.

Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.

I must be a snowflake, cause I’ve fallen for you!

I’m a dancer, a romancer, you’re a Capricorn, I’m a Cancer!

Well baby, what’s it like looking at the man of your dreams.

Wanna feel my muscles? Only a dime a minute.

Gosh you smell pretty. Wanna smell me?

Anybody ever tell you, I’m pretty?

Hey baby, don’t walk away, you’re headed the wrong direction, My house is this way.

I got you a birthday present, Me.

Baby, you’re beach front property, and I’m a tidal wave of love.

Hey baby, you’ve look like you have Bravo fever, and I’m just what the doctor ordered.

Can you guess how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Bravopop or Johnnypop ... whatever you prefer?

Wanna play TV? I’ll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise.

[after saying she has a boyfriend]
You look like the kind of girl that could use two.

Girl, you’re like an itchy rash. You’re hot and make me very uncomfortable.

Can you be a my Christmas present?

Because I want to open you up and stick something inside of you.

Dear contributor, Thank you for submitting your Valentine... We regret to inform you that it does not suit our present needs.

I think every week should have a day in it when boys give presents to girls.

Can you tell me the proper way to present my fly to a lady.

I’d like to make you my feature PowerPoint presentation.

I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.

You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment in bed.

And after the birthday dinner, my darling, shall we go back to my place so I can present thee with mine seed, in thine position of thy choosing, of course.

Are you a birthday present? Because I want to unwrap you.

Happy Birthday baby. All you have to do is unwrap your present – ME.

How about we both skip your birthday dinner, so I can give you my special present.

DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR INNER BELIEFS?

This is not a process that comes in one day.

This is how I went about it.

One thing you must do is to be constantly learning.

Watch and follow different people and coaches and try to take and adapt the information to your specific situation.

You must be always questioning what they are saying don´t just accept what they say at face value.

Even experts have their own blind spots!!

While I was gaming, I was following different people with different approaches, then question those approaches and take my own conclusions.

So how did I shift my paradigm?

I was always curious.

You reinforce the paradigm you are in when you do it over and over again, and that happens because you do not question it.

For me it was always about questioning.

When I saw other behaviors, I asked:

“Where am I doing that?"

"Where am I acting like that?”

It is easier to watch others and see where they are fucking up but much harder to be self-aware and see where you are fucking up.

Until you bring it to your awareness!!

Being curious about your own mindset, your own thoughts, your own emotions. Ask “why should I feel like this or why I assume this is normal.

Is there a way to see myself that is better?

I Was always questioning myself and pushing.

Don´t assume what you are doing is the right thing, and that what you are doing is the best you can do. Always question it.

Is what I am doing the best thing I could be doing?

What alternatives are there?

What reality am I assuming to be true?

For example, there is the belief that game is painful and hard.

Is it really?

Or is what you are doing, and your perception that gives you that idea?

Maybe if you shift your perception this can help you perceive it has fun.

You can see rejection has a negative outcome of the interaction. Or you can see has you are playing a video game and you went up one experience point in your journey and your character is becoming stronger each interaction you go in.

Instead of just thinking what “did I do wrong. I am so stupid”. You can think “what was fun in this interaction?”

Shifting your perception can help you change your beliefs about yourself and what you are doing.

Are you always questioning yourself: “WHY AM I DOING THIS?”

A great and enlightening exercise is to Ask why I am doing this and go to the bottom of it- ask “WHY” several times in a row (at least 5 times) until you reach the deepest why.

After asking these questions constantly after some time I realized that one of the main reasons I was gaming was that I was looking for validation from woman and the man in the community.

I realized I was in for the wrong reasons and I was not really enjoying the process.

Even when I got laid, I was not enjoying it, I was elsewhere, thinking I was getting another lay count.

When I started to question those things, I stopped looking for validation. Once you realize this and let go of it, your Game starts improving. You become less worried about the outcomes of the interaction and what other people will think.

Women start feeling it that you are more present, and less needy.

What happens is that you feel less the need to try to control the outcome and you are carefree of it. The more you release of the need to try to control everything the better are your results. Seems counter intuitive but it is what I experienced.

Because you are not good enough you think you always must keep talking. You’re afraid she is going to go away. If you get rid of that fear, do what you feel like doing. Paradoxically that is what is going to get you laid more.

You must start being aware of your thoughts and how you feel, then you must start thinking that you are good enough. This comes with time while taking action and getting better, your confidence will improve, and your beliefs will shift.

When you believe that you are good enough and lose the need to try and control the outcomes is when you have more control and you EXPLODE your results.

Hope it was helpful

Peace

When two people are present, I don't like to be the one standing.

It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.