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Top 50 Ready Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Ready pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Ready tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you the Fitness Gram Pacer Test?

    Because The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. \[beep\] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. \[ding\] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

  2. Hey girl, I'm locked

    Are you ready to get loaded

  3. Hey lady I'm just like like a pizza. I'll fill you up tonight and still be there in the morning when you're ready for more.

  4. Baby, I'm an egg incubator. Keep me going 'til I'm ready to hatch and I'm ready to date ya.

  5. Hey Girl! My space ship is ready.

    Wanna ride?

  6. My dick is claustrophobic but it is ready to endure for you


  7. Honey, you've got my dividend up! Are you ready for my distribution?

  8. Now that we've had some turkey are you ready for the stuffing.

  9. Are you ready to get Krusty, because I have krabs.

  10. Are you ready to invest my funds?

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Call me Relay, because I am ready to turn you on.

What do me and Little Caesar's Pizza have in common... We're both hot and ready.

Like Little Caesar's pizza I'm always hot and ready.

Get ready for some s-p mixing, cuz my 2p(z) orbital is headed for your 2s orbital!

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For when you're ready to leave the party.

When your Liltih comes into contact with my Adam we'll get ready for third impact.

Are you an egg?

'cause I think you're ready to get laid

But its not of Christmas, Santa Claus lap always ready.

They call me Tuxedo Mask, I'm ready to pluck that rosebud!

Hi, wanna take a ride in my Metallicar? Because I'm ready for some Rock'n'Roll!

Girl, are you Easter because you got me ready to rise again?

Are you Sergeant?

Cause you have my privates ready to salute.

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My semaphores are always ready.

So are you ready to meet my parents?

I'm ready to enforce the law of attraction.

Are you fresh farm land? Because you look ready to plow.

Piers Nivans: I’ll die for youExcella Gionne: Are you ready for me?

I thought the land of fairies was further South. And I am ready to go down to find out.

Babe, are you ready for some action. I will not stop trying until I zero your pussy tonight.

Hey girl, you need a private lifeguard for your bathtub? Dont worry, I'm always ready to jump in and do mouth to mouth if you need me to.

Ling: I'm ready for whatever you got!

Astra: You are ready for this situation, right my friends?

Girl, are you ready for Complete.Global.Saturation inside you tonight?