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Top 50 Ready Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Ready pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you the Fitness Gram Pacer Test?

    Because The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. \[beep\] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. \[ding\] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

  2. Hey lady I'm just like like a pizza. I'll fill you up tonight and still be there in the morning when you're ready for more.

  3. Baby, I'm an egg incubator. Keep me going 'til I'm ready to hatch and I'm ready to date ya.

  4. Do you want to battle? My balls are ready.

  5. Hey Girl! My space ship is ready.

    Wanna ride?

  6. Honey, you've got my dividend up! Are you ready for my distribution?

  7. Now that we've had some turkey are you ready for the stuffing.

  8. Are you ready to get Krusty, because I have krabs.

  9. Are you ready to invest my funds?

  10. Call me Relay, because I am ready to turn you on.

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Funny ready pickup lines

What do me and Little Caesar's Pizza have in common... We're both hot and ready.

Like Little Caesar's pizza I'm always hot and ready.

Get ready for some s-p mixing, cuz my 2p(z) orbital is headed for your 2s orbital!

On a scale of one to Spongebob, how ready are you?

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When your Liltih comes into contact with my Adam we'll get ready for third impact.

But its not of Christmas, Santa Claus lap always ready.

They call me Tuxedo Mask, I'm ready to pluck that rosebud!

Hi, wanna take a ride in my Metallicar? Because I'm ready for some Rock'n'Roll!

Girl, are you Easter because you got me ready to rise again?

Are you Sergeant?

Cause you have my privates ready to salute.

Do you work at Little Caesars? Because you’re Hot And I'm Ready.

Do you wanna battle? 'Cuz my balls are at the ready!

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So are you ready to meet my parents?

I'm ready to enforce the law of attraction.

Are you a little Caesar’s pizza?

Because you look hot and ready.

That vial of chemicals isn't the only thing ready to explode.

Are you a staged change?

Because i‘m ready to commit.

I never like to keep my sword sheathed. I must ever be ready for action.

Are you Little Caesar’s?

Because you’re hot and I’m ready

Are you an inbox?

Cause this male is ready to be received

Ayy baby, ya know why they call my dick the Solid State Drive?

It'll be ready to go in 10 seconds

Hey baby, are you Little Caesars because you look hot and ready.

Hey girl, are you suicide?

Cause I'm ready to commit.