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Top 50 Ready Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Ready chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Hey lady I'm just like like a pizza. I'll fill you up tonight and still be there in the morning when you're ready for more.

  2. Baby, I'm an egg incubator. Keep me going 'til I'm ready to hatch and I'm ready to date ya.

  3. Do you want to battle? My balls are ready.

  4. Hey Girl! My space ship is ready. Wanna ride?

  5. Honey, you've got my dividend up! Are you ready for my distribution?

  6. Now that we've had some turkey are you ready for the stuffing.

  7. Are you ready to get Krusty, because I have krabs.

  8. Are you ready to invest my funds?

  9. Call me Relay, because I am ready to turn you on.

  10. What do me and Little Caesar's Pizza have in common... We're both hot and ready.

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Funny ready pickup lines

Like Little Caesar's pizza I'm always hot and ready.

Get ready for some s-p mixing, cuz my 2p(z) orbital is headed for your 2s orbital!

On a scale of one to Spongebob, how ready are you?

For when you're ready to leave the party.

When your Liltih comes into contact with my Adam we'll get ready for third impact.

But its not of Christmas, Santa Claus lap always ready.

They call me Tuxedo Mask, I'm ready to pluck that rosebud!

Hi, wanna take a ride in my Metallicar? Because I'm ready for some Rock'n'Roll!

Girl, are you Easter because you got me ready to rise again?

Do you work at Little Caesars? Because you’re Hot And I'm Ready.

Do you wanna battle? 'Cuz my balls are at the ready!

My semaphores are always ready.

So are you ready to meet my parents?

I'm ready to enforce the law of attraction.

That vial of chemicals isn't the only thing ready to explode.

I never like to keep my sword sheathed. I must ever be ready for action.

Are you Little Caesar’s?

Because you’re hot and I’m ready

Are you an inbox?

Cause this male is ready to be received

Ayy baby, ya know why they call my dick the Solid State Drive?

It'll be ready to go in 10 seconds

Hey baby, are you Little Caesars because you look hot and ready.

Do you work at little Caesar's?

Cuz you're hot and I'm ready.

Excuse me? Do you work at Little Ceasars? Cause you're hot and I'm ready.

Are you a toddler playing in the road

Because I'm drunk and I'm ready to plow right into you

I'll knock on your door with a broom

Ready to sweep you of your feet

Are you from Little Caesars

Cause you're hot and I'm ready