The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Started Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Started pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. What did the guy say to the girl before they started dating?

    “What did the guy say to the girl before they started dating?”

  2. Are you my homework?

    ‘Cause I wanna throw you on the table and do you all night but I’ll give up two minutes in and start crying.

  3. There are lots of things we don't know about the universe.....

    All I know is that it starts with U N I.

  4. You remind me of Russia in 1917,

    I'm starting to feel a huge uprising in my lower class...

  5. I think I’m allergic to you

    Whenever you’re around, my dick starts to swell.

  6. I heard kissing is the language of love so...

    Do you wanna start a conversation?

  7. Hey girl, are you a vaccuum?

    Cuz I wanna turn you on until you start sucking

  8. Hey, are you my School Essay?

    Cause I want to stuff you to the bottom of my bag, forget about you for a week, remember you last minute, start doing you, get bored, last ten seconds, then spend the rest of the year listening to gossip about me being a failure.

  9. Damn girl, are you a Core i5 2700k running battlefield 5 and full graphics?

    Cause your so hot your gonna start a fire

  10. Are you the Fitness Gram Pacer Test?

    Because The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. \[beep\] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. \[ding\] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

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Funny started pickup lines

Are you an npc
Because you never start conversations with me

Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

They say happiness starts with H

But for me it starts with U

Alphabet starts with A BC

Number starts with 1 2 3

Music starts with Do Re Mi

So can love start with you and me

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I started counting one star in the sky for each reason I love you...Then I ran out of stars and I realized the reasons are infinite.

Is fire starting still an attractive quality?

When I saw your face, my heart started to beat again.

Hey Baby, do you have enough capital? Cause I wanna start a partnership with you.

You better get your engine started, 'cause here I come... and I've brought company.

Let me show you why Australia started out as a penal colony...

Are you a backstroke start? Because baby you got me bending over backwards for you.

You don't need car keys to start my ignition... only your touch.

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Let's start with a vertical relationship and move on to a horizontal agreement later.

You're like a bag of M&Ms, i start eating you and i just cant stop.

When I'm with you, my heart starts to syncopate.

You can be my chocolate bunny. I’ll start by nibbling on your ears and save the rest for last.

You're so beautiful, almost make me start speaking my native tongue!

You make my heart beat faster than the starting gun.

Your place or mine? I'll start with head at my place, tail at yours.

I’ll show you why Australia started out as a penal colony!

Hi would you like to start the new year off with a bang?

I'm like a good thriller; once I start you won't want to stop.

70 years on ice left me with a lot of catching up to do... I’d like to start with you.