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Top 50 Stops Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Stops pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Do you realize that we never stop tasting our tongues?

    Can i taste yours for a change?

  2. Damn girl, do you have a cold?

    Cause I can't stop looking ACHOO

  3. Hey girl, have you got the Coronavirus?

    Cuz i cant stop looking achoo

  4. Are you my suicidal thoughts?

    Because I can’t stop thinking of you.

  5. Girl, you’re like the SAT

    I’d do you for 3 hours and only stop for water breaks

  6. Are you suicide?

    Because you won’t stop crossing my mind

  7. Damn, are you an economy?

    Because i cant stop studying your curves.

  8. Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

    We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

    After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

  9. I’ve had 6 of these work but my go to is the eyes one

    I’ve made a complaint about you to google maps for not listing you as the best place to eat out

    i’m the chicken you’re the egg let’s see who actually comes first

    *if she has braces* glad I have the money for bail cus I wanna put my kids behind those bars

    Me: Can you yawn for me?
    Her:(yawns)
    Me: yeah it'll fit

    Damn baby is you name rapunzel cus I wanna pull your hair tonight

    Are you good at algebra, I was hoping you could replace my x without asking y

    Me:
    *points to the ground* "I think you dropped something"
    her "what is it?"
    me " your standards hi my name is Noah”

    I would say ur beautiful but true beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside yet

    *if she says she’s on her period*
    A period doesnt stop anything but a sentence
    Or
    I enjoy my tuna w hot sauce

    Oh I like your outfit... but it would look better on my bedroom floor

    Only thing that should seperate our love... is latex

    Roses are okay
    violets are fine
    And so are you
    So you be the 6 and I’ll be the 9

    Can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?

    Yk they say eyes are the windows into the soul but yours look more like the gates of heaven how bout I get that snap

    One leg is Thanksgiving. The other is Christmas. Let’s meet between the holidays?

    Does that cake come with icing? Or do I have to ice it myself?

    Let’s role play
    You be iraq and I’ll be ummmmmm a bomber plane so I can drop my load on you

    wanna come back to my place? my couch pulls out and so do I

    *if she likes Harry Potter* Did you go to hogwarts? Cuz id love nothing more than to slitherin to your chamber of secrets


    Did you ever play for the bulls? Bc when I saw you my D rose

    The foot ball one

    *hears siren noises* you better run the cops are comin cus it’s illegal to be that hot

    Do you like chocolate cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

    Are you my cousin, cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

    *Random Question* cus I want you to lick my nuts

    You have summin on your face, oh wait it’s just my balls/it’s just the most beautiful smile

    *take a bite of food* this food is really good but I’d much rather be eating your ass right now

    I’m so jealous of your guts rn cause they’re inside of you and I’m not

    *just fuckin scream it* date me or I’ll burn down your house

    I’m no dentist put I sure can fill your cavities

    Are you a doughnut cus you are soft, sweet, curvy and pretty soon glazed and cream filled

  10. Are you my phone?

    Cause I can't stop looking you.

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Do you need water to live?
Yeah? Look, we already have something in common!

This is my cousin's other pickup line. I'm doing this cuz he's been trying and no girl will go out with him. He even stopped throwing mashed potatoes on the ceiling! He's getting discouraged. I'm looking to cheer him up.

Best ever, tested and works

(when you have a drink in your hand and you are speaking to a woman) *An audible shrug* " i should really stop drinking now. Could you please take away my glass before I try to kiss you?"

You look so good, you'd stop traffic even if you weren't blockading.

Come to this Poke Stop often?

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Damn girl are you gta 'cause i can't stop playing you.

Boy, you must be a library book, because I can't stop checking you out.

Can I see your manager?

Cause I can’t stop Karen about you

Look I naturally selection you. So stop squirming and get in the boot!

If I was still alive, your looks would stop my heart!

Stop protesting so I can lay my pipe.

Are you a train wreck? Because I can't stop looking at you.

I don't wanna stop protesting...but you're absolutely arresting.

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If I was a planet and you my moon, I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.

Please tell your breasts to stop staring at my eyes.

Stop asking Santa for the man of your dreams.

He tried to kidnap me 5 times this year.

I can stop praying to St. Anthony because I found you.

Stop lighting me up like a TNT, I'm gonna explode!

Are you wildfire precious, cause I wanna stop drop and roll with you?

Stop, drop, and roll, darling. You are on fire...

Are you a lanerope because I can't seem to stop hitting on you?

Baby, your name must be Mario Yamasaki because you just stopped my heart prematurely.

You're like a bag of M&Ms, i start eating you and i just cant stop.

Only you can stop this kerning in my soul.