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Top 50 moves Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Moves chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl, you a cop car?

    Because I want to smash you until you can't move.

  2. Are you giving me a stroke?

    Because you are only making my right hand want to move

  3. Let's move things to the bedroom. We can use my stairlift.

  4. Baby, I love the way your caudal moves.

  5. Do you know the move Charm? You pack a lot of it!

  6. How about you and I move towards enhanced cooperation?

  7. With me you'll feel like the Ganges.. Wet, dirty, and constantly moving.

  8. If you rub lubricant on my (trombone) slide, it moves faster and gets longer, wanna see?

  9. I pulled you over because you were causing a moving violation... In my pants.

  10. Let's start with a vertical relationship and move on to a horizontal agreement later.

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My heart is moving faster than this twitter chat.

I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.

Absolute zero, still moves me.

If you jut let me hit this spin move on you one time you gone fall in love.

You must be a firebender cause the way you move is so hot.

Are you petroleum? Because without you, I can't move forward.

Knight to f3
Person: What
Me:Oh just thought I should make a move.

Things are going well. Let's move towards an ever close union!

I only have one move in poker and in love - I go all in

You're like family to me...

How does moving to Alabama sound?

I think we should move to ever closer union.

I think it's time that we moved out of the Singles ward. If you know what I mean.

One of my smoothest moves by far...

Not really a line but I felt like this belonged here. So I have a scar on my left hand, its a little dent that I got when I fell on a belt buckle and got the thing that goes through the loops stuck in it. The other night I was walking around with this girl I like and I was telling her the story and put out my hand to show her and so she could feel it. She feels around and says something about how it must've hurt and I respond with something along the lines of. "Yeah it was awful," and then I wrapped my hand around hers and started walking. I still can't believe it actually worked.

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

If you where my sister...

I'd move to Alabama.

Come here! *Moving his index finder* *Girl moves towards speaker*. See how i made you come with one finger?

Imagine what i can do with two!

My love for you is like inertia. I'll keep moving even when you stopped.

I ran out of moves on candy crush..Can I make a move on you?

Do you like to move it move it? I know you do cause you’re from Madagascar.

Ayeee gurl, are you community college?

Because I'd do you for 2 years before moving onto something better

I'm going to treat you like a snowstorm

Give you 8 inches and make it mildly inconvenient for you to move in the morning.

Old friend and I started talking again always loved her for a long time

Did you know when you bend a piece of metal the atoms in the metal release kinetic energy and the result is the metal heating up because the atoms are moving same as the body when it moves it releases kinetic energy. And when I talk to you, you bend my rigid heart back into shape and heats up everytime I talk to you

Tinder + Bioengineers

(if you know anymore good ones please let me know, this is the only thing getting me through classes)

If i had to choose between DNA and RNA I'd choose RNA because it has U in it.

I wish I were Adenine so I could be paired with U.

If you were a single strand of DNA i'd follow polymerase so I could be your compliment.

If you were a strand of DNA I'd be your transcription factor so I could help you unwind.

You be GFP and I'll come at you at 395 nm and we'll see how excited we can get.

You be graphite and I'll be an electron and move freely through your sheets.

If you were a ligand, I'd be your receptir going through up regulation because my affinity for you is increasing.

My transcription domains wants to work on your Leucine Zipper.

We can be like hydrogen and bond between some Beta Sheets.

Like RNA polymerase I've been waiting for you.

I hope Rho protein is missing because I don't want this to terminate.

Rho protein or not, I'll work like a TATA box to always get you going.

Are you a sodium channel? because you get me excited.

Sometimes I hope the NSA is watching through my webcam so they witness my sick dance moves.

Girl, are you moving really fast?

Because time seems to slow down when I'm with you