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Top 19 Successful Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Successful chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I have successfully managed to synthesis a protein that makes two people fall in love, do you want to try it.

  2. First successful one I've done myself in a while

    I might not be batman, but it won't stop me from robbin that pussy


    I was drunk, she was even drunker, but it's a win in my eyes

  3. A long one about bunnies with a 0% success rate with a sample of 2.

    Alright so this one is super long and super dumb but maybe it’ll get you a laugh or a restraining order. Here we go:

    Once upon a time there was a bunny who got lost from her home. She wandered and wandered for hours and then she came across a black bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home.
    To that, the black bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.”
    So they fuck and then the black bunny, satisfied, points her towards the south.

    However, the poor bunny found herself lost again and continued to wander. But then she came across a white bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home and to that, the white bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.”
    So they fuck and then the white bunny, satisfied, points her towards the east.

    But the poor bunny found herself lost yet again and continued to wander until she came across a brown bunny. She asked him if he could show her the way home and to that, the brown bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.” The poor bunny is exhausted but she needs to get home so she obliged. They fuck and then the brown bunny, satisfied, points her towards the north.

    Finally, the bunny made her way home, but by the time she got back, she was pregnant and soon had babies. What color fur did her babies have?

    [person of interest throws out guesses as to what color the babies were and you tell them that all their answers are wrong.]

    When they give up and finally ask what color the babies are, hit em with: “sure I’ll tell you but you’ve gotta make me happy first”.

  4. Girl you know the saying behind every successful man there is a women

    ..but you want to switch position i am okay with it too..

  5. Hey girl, you remind me of a successful business

    Because I’m loving your company

  6. You must be a successful investor!

    Because you have sizable assets!

  7. Literally the 2 best pickup lines ever

    Ok boys, these are not my own invention, but rather from a Key and Peele sketch. However, I have field tested them in real life, and I do have a 100% success rate with them or variations of them.
    “Looking at you is like looking at a mountain creek after a spring thaw, simply refreshing!”
    AND
    “You ladies are smoldering, just like the sun! And just as bright too, in those dresses!”
    Change them up a little. For example:
    “You are smoldering, just like the sun! And just bright too, with that smile.”

    If you really want to, you can add in a little “What is your secret?” After initial delivery

    Good luck boys!

  8. You know what they say: Behind every successful man there's a woman.

    But if you wanted to switch positions I'm with that, too.

  9. 95% succession rate

    All I can for myself is that you’re a solid 9 and I’m the 1 that you need xoxo

  10. You know what they say: Behind every successful man there's a woman.

    But if you wanted to switch positions I'm with that, too.

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You must be my S.A.T's
Because I don't really feel like putting effort into you but I know you're important and I need you to be successful.

You look like a successful business woman, because you really know how to position yourself for me.

I wish I were the Speaker of the House and you the President Pro Temp of the Senate so I could be above you in the “order of succession.”

You don't have to wait for succession, you're first in line for me.

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This first date has been pretty successful so far. Now let's bring it to scale.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny.

Coming together is a beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success.