The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls at Tinder and chat

Top 50 tested Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Tested chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. You must be a high test score...

    Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

  2. Are you a test crash vehicle?

    Cause I wanna drive you crazy and smash you in to the wall.

  3. Best ever, tested and works

    (when you have a drink in your hand and you are speaking to a woman) *An audible shrug* " i should really stop drinking now. Could you please take away my glass before I try to kiss you?"

  4. Let's test.. is it true love's kiss?

  5. What's up, gorgeous? Let's go back to my place and test our co-efficient of friction.

  6. I admire your fingering abilities, maybe later you could test them out on my instrument.

  7. I think the vertical line test applies to you because you are my type of function.

  8. Hey, I just got my new teeth. Want to join me for dinner so I can test them out?

  9. May i take your truck for a test drive?

  10. To find out if there is the double bond between us, you must do Bae's test first.

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Latest tested chat up lines

What are your thoughts on vacuum testing my pendulam.

What is 999,999,999 + 1?

The amount of ways I Wana make you smile.

(Tested twice great response on both)

Those are some nice pants!

Mind if I test the zipper?

Hey girl, are you a mouse with similar genetic structures to a human, specifically used for the testing of cures for human diseases?

Because I’m gonna take off your genes for further research.

The best pickup line I've ever used

I was talking with a girl and she said how she was disappointed in me because I didn't study for a test, and I said "speaking of ways I can disappoint you, do you want to date?" and I don't know HOW that didn't work.

Also, around a month later she and I were packing up and leaving class and I said "I think you dropped something" and she said "what?" and I said "your standards. Are they low enough yet that you want to date?"

Care to take these humps out for a test ride?

Hey baby, why don't you and me go somewhere nice and pass the Bechdel Test together?

Wanna get together and test the spring potential of my mattress?

Are you my test?

Because your gonna get that D

Her: I have a boyfriend

Me: I have an English test

Her: What?

Me: I thought we were naming things we were going to cheat on

Girl are you a top secret military base for testing aircraft which is often associated with the number 51?

Cuz i wanna raid you

Are you the maths test

Because your back side is going to be hard for me to swallow

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

8 Flirty Lines Women Want To Hear From YOU

Eight Lines Ladies Want To Hear From You
Here are some more straightforward openers for the slightly faint-of-heart:
• Do you mind if I flirt with you for awhile?
• Excuse me, I think it's time we met.
• So, do you know any good pick-up lines?
• Why do you look so unhappy (or bored)?
• How hard would it be to talk you into dancing with me?
• You look like you could use some company.
• Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
• You are too beautiful for me not to talk to.
The lines might be fun to try — say, on a bet — but any canned come-on should be a last resort if your hope is to start a relationship beyond a one-night stand, says relationship coach Toni Coleman, a relationship coach in McLean, Va. "When we think of a line, right away we think insincere, canned, something that's used on everybody," Coleman explains — and that's a far cry from the special way we want to feel.
A compliment on a woman's smile or her clothes might be all it takes to win her heart, says Coleman, or try a time-tested opener of the simplest kind: "Hi, how are you?" or "Hi, my name is ..."

Are you my math test?

Because I’m gonna fuck you up.

"I have a boyfriend"

Her: I have a boyfriend.
Him: I have a goldfish.
Her: What?
Him: Oh, I thought we were both talking about things that don't matter.

Her: I have a boyfriend.
Him: I have a math test tomorrow.
Her: Ok, so what?
Him: Oh, I thought we were both listing things we would cheat on.

Are you the fitness gram pacer test?

Because the longer I go the harder I get

Hey girl. You say only god may judge you. How about we put that to the test.

You remind me a donkey showroom

Cuz I just wanna test drive that ass!

Are you my math test?

Because I’m going to cheat on you…

Do you want to know how YOU can be less needy when talking to girls?

How can YOU be more relaxed when talking to girls?

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(Part 1 /2)

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When guys start learning game, they have the need to approach a lot and cannot relax. Because they are in their head thinking of the next move, they cannot see the signs of the women.

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When they approach girls start breeding fast and girls can sense that.

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They cannot slow down and let go of that tension.

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One of the key points and that can make a change in your game is to learn to relax (this comes as well with experience and self-awareness).

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Be aware of how you breed during the interaction and calm down, try to talk slower, you will see it will bring her attraction up.

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Most guys think that a good player will have all the interactions working great, but this is not the reality, you must accept the fact there is a percentage of approaches that are not fully under your control.

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For me the biggest change came when I started to let go of trying to control every interaction.

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The tension comes because you have an agenda behind your approach and its in your head during the all interaction.

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I am not saying you should not have a plan but don't act like you need something from her.

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You must feel that you could walk away at any time and you would not be affected by it.

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Also,

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I used to think in each interaction there was someone holding a frame.

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Whoever had the strongest frame was winning the interaction right?

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NO!

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There is an ultimate one

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THE COLLABORATIVE FRAME!

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Before that I used to go into frame battles trying desperately to win.

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You think she is shit testing you, she is trying to make you prove yourself.

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There is another way of perceiving this.

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Start thinking that everyone is your friend, everyone is on your team.

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From this place there is NO FRAME battle.

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There is NOTHING to WIN because there is NOTHING to COMPETE against.

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If you go into that collaborative frame, then another reality opens to you.

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Interactions become easy and effortless.

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You finally can actually relax and enjoy not only more and better results but the entire PROCESS itself.

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In summary:

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Learn to relax, talk slower.

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Accept that Success on approaching is fully under your control.

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Enjoy the interaction instead of focusing on the outcome but at the same time always keep moving things forward.

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See the interaction from a Collaborative frame and not COMPETITIVE.

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DON'T MISS PART 2 ON MY NEXT POST!

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Hope it was helpful

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See you on the next one 🤫

Are you a test?

Because I wanna cheat on you 25 times

You wanna go out this weekend? [Sorry, I have a boyfriend] I have a math test tomorrow [What?] Oh, I thought we were talking about things we could both cheat on!

Are you my Test in a week?

Cause I'm not ready yet but I'm gonna do you some day.

Are you my homework

Cause I wanna slam you on my table and do you all night long after procrastinating for hours just before the big test and getting very mild depression that only several years of therapy can help me with because I'm a sick and mournful fool of a human being