The Pick Up Lines

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Top 50 Tested Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Tested pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Tested tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you the Fitness Gram Pacer Test?

    Because The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. \[beep\] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. \[ding\] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

  2. You must be a high test score...

    Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

  3. My mouth must be the latest PCR test because I'm gonna need you to spit in it

  4. Are you a test crash vehicle?

    Cause I wanna drive you crazy and smash you in to the wall.

  5. Best ever, tested and works

    (when you have a drink in your hand and you are speaking to a woman) *An audible shrug* " i should really stop drinking now. Could you please take away my glass before I try to kiss you?"

  6. Hey girl are you kali linux?

    Cuz I wanna use you for penetration testing

  7. Let's test.. is it true love's kiss?

  8. What's up, gorgeous? Let's go back to my place and test our co-efficient of friction.

  9. Are you a test?

    Because I wouldn't ever cheat on you.

  10. Could you help me stick something down my throat

    So I can test my gag reflex


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I admire your fingering abilities, maybe later you could test them out on my instrument.

I think the vertical line test applies to you because you are my type of function.

Hey, I just got my new teeth. Want to join me for dinner so I can test them out?

May i take your truck for a test drive?

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What are your thoughts on vacuum testing my pendulam.

Those are some nice pants!

Mind if I test the zipper?

Are you a question from my test?

Coz I promise I won't do you wrong

Hey girl, are you a mouse with similar genetic structures to a human, specifically used for the testing of cures for human diseases?

Because I’m gonna take off your genes for further research.

Care to take these humps out for a test ride?

Chidi: If this isn’t a test, then it’s something way worse: A choice! That we have to make!

Jin: I may have to bring you back for some testing.

Fact or fiction? I make the best breakfast in bed. You will have to test my claim.

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I want to test my might on you.

Are you Javascript on Shopify? Because I want to test you and render you tonight.

I will turn you factory new into a field tested.

Girl, call me a test. Because I want you to study me, sit on me, and do me hard.

Hey baby, why don't you and me go somewhere nice and pass the Bechdel Test together?

Babe, you don't need no wifi speed test, I can connect into your device directly.

Wanna get together and test the spring potential of my mattress?

I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

Are you my test?

Because your gonna get that D

Her: I have a boyfriend

Me: I have an English test

Her: What?

Me: I thought we were naming things we were going to cheat on

Am I the FitnessGram pacer test?

Because I’m progressively getting harder