Hey Baby, If I were an enzyme

I'd be DNA HELICASE so I could unzip your genes.

I love you bazinga!

My limbic system wants to take your pants off.

Hey baby, will you let me socially p**... your triangular theory of love?

Baby, lets be chemist, & do it on the table periodically.

After tonight The Big Bang isn't gonna be a theory anymore.

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"Your beauty emits more heat than the sun, mind sending a hot pic to prove the theory true?"

"Is your heart racing too, or am I the only crazy one? How about a midnight kiss to test that theory?"

"That tongue-out selfie is fire! I bet your kisses are just as bold and captivating. Want to test that theory?"

"Hi Sadie, your smile could light up the darkest room. How about we dim the lights and test that theory?"

"Hey cowboy, I heard red drives bulls wild, how about you let me test that theory in the back of your truck?"

"Είσαι η θεωρία της σχετικότητας, γιατί όταν είμαι κοντά σου, ο χρόνος απλά σταματά." (You're like the theory of relativity because when I'm near you, time just stops.)

Your lips look so soft, like they were made for kissing. Can I test that theory?

"You know, I've been told absence makes the heart grow fonder, but can we test that theory tonight?"

"Boredom seems to disappear when I'm with you, wouldn't you like to test that theory?"

"Are you a philosopher? Because I can't stop thinking about U and I in this 'theory of everything'."

"Forget Einstein's theories, your smile is the only formula I need to know to brighten up my day."

"You know, I've heard cuddling releases a happiness hormone. Care to help me test this scientific theory tonight?"

"They say laughter is the best medicine. Can I try making you smile to test that theory?"

"Cowboy, with those muscles and horsepower, I bet you could ride me all night long. Fancy testing that theory?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again to demonstrate the theory of motion?"

"I have a theory that your smile can ignite something wild in me. So, care to conduct an experiment?"

"Hey, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I rethink my theory of perception?"

"Is your name gravity? Because you're pulling me in with your irresistible cosmic allure."

"Is your name Theory? Because I'd love to test the hypothesis that we're a perfect match."

"Ever considered proving a theory? That our chemistry could create the universe's most explosive reaction."

"Your laugh reaction brightens up my screen, but I bet it's nothing compared to the real deal. Care to test my theory?"

"Είσαι όμορφη σαν την θεωρία της σχετικότητας - απλή αλλά εκπληκτικά πολύπλοκη." (You are as beautiful as the theory of relativity - simple but amazingly complex.)

"I might need a study break, how about we trade theories over coffee and let chemistry take the lead?"

"Are we a nuclear reactor? Because the chemistry between us is too powerful to be just a theory."

"I'm not sure what's stronger, my pull or your irresistible charm; care to test the theory with a date?"

"Are you a theory from an IIT lecture? Because even the monkey in the park couldn't stop thinking about you."

"Care to test this theory? The one where the chemistry between us could spark a passion hotter than any fire."

"Well, my charm is known to have a warming effect on ladies. Care to test that theory? 😉"

"You say I look young, but maturity is measured in charm, not years. Want to test my theory?"

Lol, stormy who? 🤣 Anyway, do you believe in conspiracy theories? I've got a wild one for you!

"Well, I may be impossible, but I'm also irresistible. Care to test that theory with a dance?"

"I heard sitting on faces can be quite enjoyable. Care to test that theory with me?"

"They say the best things aren't tied down. Care to prove that theory over drinks?"

Tell the square root of negative one to multiple by itself, because shit just got real.

"I've got humour that can make you laugh till your cheeks hurt. Care to test the theory?"

"Are you the Illuminati? Because my heart can't stop chasing after your hidden symbols."

"I believe in climate change and you don't believe water is wet. Let's date and create more controversial theories."

With your charm and that smile, I think I'd have my hands full! But I love a good challenge. What do you say we test that theory? 😏

"If yesterday’s hug was nice, imagine how amazing today’s could be. Care to test that theory together?"

Your lips look like they were made for kissing mine - care to put that theory to the test?

"Do you like physics? Because I've got a theory, your attraction is the force that's causing my expansion."

How can I explain the theory of relativity, unless you look into my eyes, gorgeous?

"Are you Area 51? 'Cause I'm dying to uncover your secrets and all logic just flew out the window."

Haha, well, I guess he won't be behind bars tweeting at 3 AM then! 😂 So, any other conspiracy theories we should discuss?

"Your smile could light up the darkest room; care to test that theory in a more private setting?"

"Those eyebrows are on fleek! I bet they could raise the temperature in this room—care to test that theory?"

"Are you a philosopher? Because I can't seem to understand the complex theory of your beauty."

Let’s just say I have a knack for compliments that sneak up on you—like a delightful surprise! Want to test that theory?

"Are you a particle accelerator? Because every time I'm near you, I feel a Big Bang of attraction."

"My eyes? They're just mirrors reflecting your beauty. Maybe we should test that theory in person sometime... what do you think? 😉"

"You’re like my favorite theory—hot and complex, and I can’t wait to dive deeper into your mind."

"Those party hairs are fabulous! I bet they shine just as bright in the dark... care to test that theory?"

"You're like my favorite series, constantly on my mind, your charm is my heart's theories, a treasure one-of-a-kind."

"Why watch movies alone when we can exchange body heat and plot theories together?"

"In this vast universe of knowledge, your smile is the most captivating theory I've ever discovered."

"Is there a scientific theory for attraction? Because our chemistry is undeniable, want to test the hypothesis?"

"Are you a theory? Because I'd love to prove how wildly attractive forces result in a big bang."

"Ever tested the theory that two can save water better than one? Let's explore it in the shower together."

"They say a pretty bird brings good luck; how about we test that theory over coffee sometime?"

"Ah, a fan of intellectual humor and complex characters. Very attractive! How about we make our own version of 'Big Bang Theory' soon?"

"Let's test the theory that your smile can make every moment unforgettable."

"Are you the big bang theory? Because girl, your presence alone triggers a cosmic explosion within me."

Oh, I can't resist a cuddle addict like you. Maybe we should test that theory sometime? 😉

"Your intrigue in demonic theories matches my interest in you. Let's dissect both mysteries together."

"Is your name Right? Because your parents sure proved the theory wrong: two Wrongs did make a Right!"

"I've got a theory: you're good at choosing names because everything you touch becomes something beautiful."

"Well, they do say humor is the way to a woman's heart. How about we test that theory over coffee sometime?"

"Your allure could turn a straight girl gay, mind if I test that theory tonight?"

"Matching with you is like discovering a hidden gem in a crime documentary. Ready for some binge-watching conspiracy theories together?"

"Is it just me, or does period sex make you even more irresistible? Let's test that theory tonight."

I see you liked my message, but I bet you’d enjoy my sense of humor even more in person. Care to test that theory?

"I hear two are better than one—care to test that theory in the shower sometime?"

"They say silk is the smoothest fabric, but it hasn't met my moves. Fancy testing that theory together?"

"Your beauty could put all the theories to test, are you sure there isn't an exam on that tomorrow?"

Maybe they'll send him to a hotel instead of jail - I heard he likes those! So, what's the craziest conspiracy theory you've ever heard?

Haha, I'd love to put that theory to the test! Maybe we can have a smile-off one day? 😄

"Well, my superpower is making you smile just by being around. Care to test that theory?"

"Care to test this theory: every time I see you, my heart skips a beat? I swear it's science."

"I hear the best showers are those shared—care to test that theory with me?"

"Hello Sadie, I've heard coffee tastes better with good company. Would you mind testing that theory with me?"

"Your smile is the cure for my sadness, mind if we test that theory tonight?"

"Since you love everything, how about we test that theory starting with a charming guy like me?"

"Care to test this theory? Your smile might just be the formula to my heart's acceleration."

Haha, thanks! I bet you would look just as stunning in a black outfit. Maybe we should test that theory sometime? 😉

"Ah, the classic 'just browsing' excuse! Next thing you know, you’re 3 hours deep into conspiracy theories about why cats hate cucumbers."

"Hey there, I bet your smile is even more captivating than your text vibe. How about we test that theory over a coffee?"

"Naughty, huh? Sounds like a fun challenge. How about we test that theory together sometime? You definitely seem like trouble... the good kind! 😏"

Well, lucky for you, I happen to be an expert at chilling. How about we test that theory out together? 😉

"Do you believe in the theory of relativity? Because time stands still when I'm with you, care to put it into practice?"

"Height is just an illusion; it’s confidence that really commands attention—care to test that theory with me?"

"I couldn’t help but notice your smile; it’s even more contagious than mine. Mind if I test that theory?"

"Einstein's theory of relativity states energy equals MC squared, but all I see is U and I together."

"Hey there, since we're both in the same town, why don't we prove the theory of 'relative' attraction?"

"Your face outshines the stars, darling. Can I get a closer view to confirm my theory?"

"Silly human or not, I promise I can make you smile—care to test that theory over coffee?"

"You're convinced men aren't real? Let's spend tonight changing that theory, one irresistible moment at a time."

"Universe, I've got a big bang theory, it involves you and me creating a world of our own."

"Just like in the Big Bang Theory, our chemistry could start a whole new universe."

"Care to test this theory? Your beauty multiplied by my charm might just equal an unforgettable night together."

"Always right, huh? How about we test that theory over dinner? I promise, it'll be a night you won't forget."

"If my message made you smile, imagine what my company could do—how about we test that theory together?"

"Are you a quark? Because you've got charm, up, down, strange and top, making my universe explode."

Interesting theory! I find that a good meal before bed can actually help me feel better after drinking. What's your go-to late-night snack?

"Exploring new experiences is always exciting - care to join me in testing out that theory with a blowjob?"

"Hey, since we're both trapped in this gravitational pull called our town, want to be my Big Bang theory?"

"Has anyone ever told you, Rozy, your beauty could light up the darkest universe? Want to test the theory tonight?"

"With that stunning red hair, I bet you could light up any bedroom... care to test that theory?"

Hey baby, wanna get together and make our own Grand Unified Theory?

"You may be short, but I bet your attitude could light my nights on fire—care to test that theory?"

"Your beauty outshines the stars, darling. How about we test the theory if your kisses are just as enchanting?"

"Just like a Kpop fan theory, I find myself overthinking about your beauty, it's an international sensation!"

Are you familiar with economic theory?

You've got great supply curves and I've got an aggressive demand trend" - Pano Agnos

You're welcome

"As a science teacher, I explain complex theories, but your beauty defies logic. How about we delve deeper tonight?"

"They say size matters, darling. How about we test that theory tonight?"

"Age is just a number, darling. But our chemistry? That's real. Ready to test the theory with me?"

"Your eyes rolled at him, but I bet they'd roll back for the right guy. Want to test that theory?"

"Are you the Big Bang Theory? Because my world started when I first saw you."

"Just like the Big Bang Theory, there was nothing until I saw you - then everything exploded with desire."

"You know, basorexia is contagious - care to test that theory with me?"

"Do you believe in aliens? Because your beauty is out of this world and it's got me questioning reality."

"Sure, Einstein developed the theory of relativity, but could he have theorized the captivating beauty of your smile?"

Hey girl do you know color theory?

Because you add value to my life

"So, you believe water isn't wet? How about we explore the depths of that theory over coffee?"

He thinks he just broke up with his imaginary girlfriend.

"Did anyone ever tell you that you look as adventurous as Johnny Test? Let's test that theory together."