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Top 50 Theory Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Theory pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.

  2. My love is like communism ; everyone gets a share , and it is only good in theory.

  3. Are you sure your moth-like personality won't be drawn to this blazing fire that is myself?

  4. Hey wanna slip over to the radiation lab and take a decontamination shower together?

  5. Let me show you my big bang theory.

  6. Let's head to my lab so I can prove that Big Bang isn't just a theory.

  7. I love you bazinga!

  8. My limbic system wants to take your pants off.

  9. Hey baby, will you let me socially penetrate your triangular theory of love?

  10. So, how many children do you think we should have?

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Baby, lets be chemist, & do it on the table periodically.

After tonight The Big Bang isn't gonna be a theory anymore.

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

How can I explain the theory of relativity, unless you look into my eyes, gorgeous?

Hey baby, wanna get together and make our own Grand Unified Theory?

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I wish I were sin squared and you were cos squared so that together we could be one!

Are you a conspiracy theory?
Because I wanna get illuminati (pronounced: Illumi-NAUGHTY) with you!

According to the big bang theory the whole universe was in a hot dense state.

But it took way less time to create the heat and density of dat ass.

I believe in the trickle down theory. So how about I trickle down the inside of your thigh?

If I am Amy, will you be my Sheldon?

So idk if this has been done before so please be nice if you can but

Hey, I see you like alien conspiracy theories. Wanna be the Scully to my Mulder?

You've heard f Chaos Theory?

Strange attractors? I refuse to believe that you aren't familiar with the concept of attraction.

Hey girl are we communism?

Because in theory we would work, but in real life we probably wouldn't.

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Working Theory tinder opener

I wish I was your differential equation homework, because then I'd be really hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.

I wish I was your homework, because I would be hard and you would do me all the time.

I'm sure Max Planck would approve of your hot body.

If I was an operating system, your process would be realtime priority.

It's a big deal. There's an awards banquet and a dance afterward. Perhaps you'd like to come with me? I know the other fellas would be really excited to see a girl there.

it's not the length of the vector that counts, it's how you apply the force.

Nobody ever expects me. Sometimes you just look and BAM!

On a scale from 0001 to 1010, you're an 1011

On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?

Tell the square root of negative one to multiple by itself, because shit just got real.

The universe must revolve around you, because your gavitational forces are banging.