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Top 50 Theory Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Theory pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Theory conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.

  2. My love is like communism ; everyone gets a share , and it is only good in theory.

  3. Are you sure your moth-like personality won't be drawn to this blazing fire that is myself?

  4. Hey wanna slip over to the radiation lab and take a decontamination shower together?

  5. Let me show you my big kiss theory.

  6. Let's head to my lab so I can prove that Big Bang isn't just a theory.

  7. I love you bazinga!

  8. My limbic system wants to take your pants off.

  9. Hey baby, will you let me socially penetrate your triangular theory of love?

  10. Baby, lets be chemist, & do it on the table periodically.

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Funny theory pickup lines

So, how many children do you think we should have?

After tonight The Big Bang isn't gonna be a theory anymore.

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

“i think we have great chemistry.. wanna add some romance?”

“are you a skater boy? cause i wanna see ya later, boy”

“i’m in the business of misery. wanna join?”

“i heard you like blink-182. wanna make first date a reality?”

“have you heard the news that you’re dead? cause only angels look this beautiful.”

“if i bring you my bullets, will you give me your love?”

“if you take me home, i’d be your king for a day.”

“i wanna be your black veil bride.”

“do you have a girlfriend? if so, i think you need a new one.”

“you wanna join the black parade with me?”

“you look like the kind of person i’d write a song about.”

“this place is boring. wanna be my escape?”

“don’t mean to change the topic, but i think you’re kind of hot.”

“i heard good girls like bad guys. wanna test that theory out?”

How can I explain the theory of relativity, unless you look into my eyes, gorgeous?

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Hey girl do you know color theory?

Because you add value to my life

He thinks he just broke up with his imaginary girlfriend.

Are these good or no?

Roses are red, violets are blue, fire is hot, and so are you.

You know how god gave us 2 of everything, 2 hands, 2 eyes, 2 hands, 2 Foot, 2 lung. But the 1 thing he didn't give you a 2nd of, is a heart, so My theory is... He sent you too go and find the second.

Are you a conspiracy theory?

Because I wanna get illuminati (pronounced: Illumi-NAUGHTY) with you!

I wish I were sin squared and you were cos squared so that together we could be one!

I believe in the trickle down theory. So how about I trickle down the inside of your thigh?

If I am Amy, will you be my Sheldon?

Hey girl are we communism?

Because in theory we would work, but in real life we probably wouldn't.

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Working Theory tinder opener

You've heard f Chaos Theory?

Strange attractors? I refuse to believe that you aren't familiar with the concept of attraction.

Haven't you ever been told how beautiful you are in flawless Russian?

Hello, I'm Sanjay Wolowitz from Bombay.

Hey girl, do you love water? That means you love 80% of me.

Hey girl, I wish I were SIN^2 and you were COS^2, so together we would be 1.

I wish I was DNA helicase that way I could unzip your genes.

I wish I was your derivative, so I could like tangent to your curves.

I wish I was your differential equation homework, because then I'd be really hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.

I wish I was your homework, because I would be hard and you would do me all the time.

I'm sure Max Planck would approve of your hot body.

If I was an operating system, your process would be realtime priority.