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Top 50 Theory Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Theory pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.

  2. My love is like communism ; everyone gets a share , and it is only good in theory.

  3. Are you sure your moth-like personality won't be drawn to this blazing fire that is myself?

  4. Hey wanna slip over to the radiation lab and take a decontamination shower together?

  5. Let me show you my big kiss theory.

  6. Let's head to my lab so I can prove that Big Bang isn't just a theory.

  7. I love you bazinga!

  8. My limbic system wants to take your pants off.

  9. Hey baby, will you let me socially penetrate your triangular theory of love?

  10. Baby, lets be chemist, & do it on the table periodically.

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So, how many children do you think we should have?

After tonight The Big Bang isn't gonna be a theory anymore.

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How can I explain the theory of relativity, unless you look into my eyes, gorgeous?

Hey baby, wanna get together and make our own Grand Unified Theory?

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Are these good or no?

Roses are red, violets are blue, fire is hot, and so are you.

You know how god gave us 2 of everything, 2 hands, 2 eyes, 2 hands, 2 Foot, 2 lung. But the 1 thing he didn't give you a 2nd of, is a heart, so My theory is... He sent you too go and find the second.

Are you a conspiracy theory?
Because I wanna get illuminati (pronounced: Illumi-NAUGHTY) with you!

I wish I were sin squared and you were cos squared so that together we could be one!

I believe in the trickle down theory. So how about I trickle down the inside of your thigh?

If I am Amy, will you be my Sheldon?

So idk if this has been done before so please be nice if you can but

Hey, I see you like alien conspiracy theories. Wanna be the Scully to my Mulder?

You've heard f Chaos Theory?

Strange attractors? I refuse to believe that you aren't familiar with the concept of attraction.

Hey girl are we communism?

Because in theory we would work, but in real life we probably wouldn't.

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Working Theory tinder opener

Group hug!

Haven't you ever been told how beautiful you are in flawless Russian?

Hello, I'm Sanjay Wolowitz from Bombay.

Hey girl, do you love water? That means you love 80% of me.

Hey girl, I wish I were SIN^2 and you were COS^2, so together we would be 1.

I wish I was DNA helicase that way I could unzip your genes.

I wish I was your derivative, so I could like tangent to your curves.

I wish I was your differential equation homework, because then I'd be really hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.

I wish I was your homework, because I would be hard and you would do me all the time.

I'm sure Max Planck would approve of your hot body.

If I was an operating system, your process would be realtime priority.