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Top 50 Big Bang Theory Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Big Bang Theory pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Big Bang Theory conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you sure your moth-like personality won't be drawn to this blazing fire that is myself?

  2. Hey wanna slip over to the radiation lab and take a decontamination shower together?

  3. Let me show you my big kiss theory.

  4. Let's head to my lab so I can prove that Big Bang isn't just a theory.

  5. I love you bazinga!

  6. My limbic system wants to take your pants off.

  7. So, how many children do you think we should have?

  8. Baby, lets be chemist, & do it on the table periodically.

  9. After tonight The Big Bang isn't gonna be a theory anymore.

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  10. He thinks he just broke up with his imaginary girlfriend.

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I wish I were sin squared and you were cos squared so that together we could be one!

If I am Amy, will you be my Sheldon?

Does your v-card have a code? Because I will hack it.

Girl, your name must be phylum, because you are above class.

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Haven't you ever been told how beautiful you are in flawless Russian?

Hello, I'm Sanjay Wolowitz from Bombay.

Hey girl, do you love water? That means you love 80% of me.

Hey girl, I wish I were SIN^2 and you were COS^2, so together we would be 1.

I wish I was DNA helicase that way I could unzip your genes.

I wish I was your derivative, so I could like tangent to your curves.

I wish I was your differential equation homework, because then I'd be really hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.

I wish I was your homework, because I would be hard and you would do me all the time.

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If I was an operating system, your process would be realtime priority.

It's a big deal. There's an awards banquet and a dance afterward. Perhaps you'd like to come with me? I know the other fellas would be really excited to see a girl there.

it's not the length of the vector that counts, it's how you apply the force.

Nobody ever expects me. Sometimes you just look and BAM!

On a scale from 0001 to 1010, you're an 1011

On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?

The universe must revolve around you, because your gavitational forces are banging.

What do you say we go back to my room and do some math? Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

Whenever I'm near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration, because you take my breath away.

Why don't we go back to my place so I can show you the exponential growth of my natural log?

Yeah, well my people invented circumcision. You're welcome.