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Top 33 The Simpsons Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective The Simpsons rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny The Simpsons pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.

  1. Babe, you owe me a buck thirty-nine: you're so hot, you curdled the yogurt in my f**... pack.

  2. I'm the biggest lady-killer in Buffalo since O.J. Simpson.

  3. Hi. Please don't mace me.

  4. (Or if you wanna get a good look at here rack...) baby, mind if I put some breadcrumbs down your blouse, 'cuz I am lost in your eyes.

  5. Baby, watch out! You got so many curves you're makin' me carsick!

  6. Baby, you need a "YOU ARE HERE", sign on your forehead 'cuz I am lost in your eyes.

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Can I buy you a drink? It'll help you tolerate my face. And my voice. And my smell.

Can I buy you dinner? You obviously like strappin' on the feedbag.

Darlin', standin' next to you does the impossible... it makes me even uglier.

Finally! You're here! I ordered a tall drink of water and hour ago!

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Hi, my name is Moe. Or as the ladies like to refer to me , “Hey you in the bushes”

Holy God, I shouldn't even be talkin' to you. it's like a disfigured rat chattin' up a unicorn.

Honey, it's all right if you got a temper, 'cuz I can take a punch.

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I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in.

I'm not officially a hunchback, but if you find that kinda thing romantic, I'm pretty much there.

You can eat my shorts. (The Simpsons – Bart)

Listen, do you happen to have a blind twin sister?

Man, I want to be frozen until science can discover a way for men like me to have a change with women like you.

Noy you are a girl worth puttin' on deodorant for.

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To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.

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Wanna go out? I know I'm ugly, but you ain't no Sharon Gless yourself.

Well, you're obviously an angel, so I guess your wings got amputated, huh? Did God kick you out for stealin' or something'?

What's your sign, baby? Mine's "No Fat Chicks."

Why don't you go out with me and confuse everybody who believes in Natural Selection?

Wow, I never thought I'd see an angel in a craphouse like this.

Wow, if you were, like a type of factory or somethin' you'd be an oil refinery... because the word "Fine" is in it.

You're so sweet, there oughta be ants crawling all over ya.

Your daddy musta worked at Ikea because you are put together nice!

s**... risks make life worth living.

Listen, gorgeous, if you're lookin' for an east mark to s**... and steal his identity... I'm your man.

Lets go watch "The Simpsons", you can be Marge and I can take you Homer!"

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