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Top 33 The Simpsons Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty The Simpsons pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. You can eat my shorts. (The Simpsons – Bart)

  2. I'm the biggest lady-killer in Buffalo since O.J. Simpson.

  3. Hi. Please don't mace me.

  4. (Or if you wanna get a good look at here rack...) baby, mind if I put some breadcrumbs down your blouse, 'cuz I am lost in your eyes.

  5. Babe, you owe me a buck thirty-nine: you're so hot, you curdled the yogurt in my fanny pack.

  6. Baby, watch out! You got so many curves you're makin' me carsick!

  7. Baby, you need a "YOU ARE HERE", sign on your forehead 'cuz I am lost in your eyes.

  8. Can I buy you a drink? It'll help you tolerate my face. And my voice. And my smell.

  9. Can I buy you dinner? You obviously like strappin' on the feedbag.

  10. Darlin', standin' next to you does the impossible... it makes me even uglier.

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Finally! You're here! I ordered a tall drink of water and hour ago!

Hey, if you Spring for me, I'll Fall for you. Please don't hit me.

Hi, my name is Moe. Or as the ladies like to refer to me , “Hey you in the bushes”

Holy God, I shouldn't even be talkin' to you. it's like a disfigured rat chattin' up a unicorn.

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I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in.

I'm not officially a hunchback, but if you find that kinda thing romantic, I'm pretty much there.

Lets go watch "The Simpsons", you can be Marge and I can take you Homer!"

Listen, do you happen to have a blind twin sister?

Listen, gorgeous, if you're lookin' for an east mark to seduce and steal his identity... I'm your man.

Man, I want to be frozen until science can discover a way for men like me to have a change with women like you.

Noy you are a girl worth puttin' on deodorant for.

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

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To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.

Wanna go out? I know I'm ugly, but you ain't no Sharon Gless yourself.

Well, you're obviously an angel, so I guess your wings got amputated, huh? Did God kick you out for stealin' or something'?

What's your sign, baby? Mine's "No Fat Chicks."

Why don't you go out with me and confuse everybody who believes in Natural Selection?

Wow, I never thought I'd see an angel in a craphouse like this.

Wow, if you were, like a type of factory or somethin' you'd be an oil refinery... because the word "Fine" is in it.

You're so sweet, there oughta be ants crawling all over ya.

Your daddy musta worked at Ikea because you are put together nice!