50 The Walking Dead Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective The Walking Dead rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about the walking dead, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working The Walking Dead Pickup Lines

A good The Walking Dead hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

I'll watch Carl for you.
Are you from Woodbury, cause I'd like to burry my wood in you.
Hey girl. My meat isn't tainted...at least, not without your consent.
How would you feel about going out for a bite to eat tonight?
I'd rather have you angry with me an alive then happy with me and dead.
I'm head over heel for you.

Short and cute the walking dead pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about the walking dead are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

If I were a walker, I'd bite you first.

I would follow you anywhere. Literally, I’m starving.

I'm still a real boy. Really!

I've heard you're fast on your feet and you know your way in and out.

Wanna go make out and tease zombies in the mud? What? You don't like teasing zombies?

I wish Cupid was as good a shot as Daryl.

You be Glenn and I'll be Maggie, let's get trapped together.

Cheesy the walking dead Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I'm a lover, not a biter.

That's the thing about walkers, they demand to be hunted.

I'm gonna tie you up and feed on you.

I hear you're fast on your feet and know how to get in and out.

Did it hurt? When you caved through the ceiling?

Can you help me bury my friend? He's really long and stiff.

That group of bikers won't be the only thing I "blow up" tonight.

Corny the walking dead Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming The Walking Dead conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Think I might be infected because I just want to bite you all over.

I need you like Herschel needs a leg.

You’re the kind of person I can see myself surviving a zombie apocalypse with.

At this point I just might be the last man on Earth.

If you were stuck in a tank, I'd save you.

I'm not showing you my leg, I just met you. At least buy me a drink first.

All these walkers but you haven't walked into my life.

If you were a walker, I'd cut off your arms and let you tag along.

Are you a zombie? Cause you make my heart race.

Let's have a relationship like Glen and Maggie.

How about we go paint the town dead?

I can pound you harder than Tyreese with a hammer.

A good the walking dead Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth The Walking Dead hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Do you have p**... in your eyes or are you just excited to eat me.

Are you Michonne's cat? Because you are just too damn gorgeous!

I may not be Daryl Dixon, but I sure have an arrow I would like to p**... you with.

I'm only infected with love.

f**... me if I'm wrong, but I think there IS a cure!

Merle: Just be glad I lost my hand... Because I'd grip your ass and make you mine sugar tits.

Oh you be my Maggie, and I'll be your Glenn.

What am I Governor of? How ‘bout yer ass!

Why don't you come here and snap this DIECK?

Damn, I´m now gonna have to rewrite my Zombie Plan to include you

Did you know that a man will slow down his walking speed when he is around a woman he finds attractive?

Just saying, you stopped me dead in my tracks ;)

Do you know where Carl is? No? Wanna f**...?

Is that a gun on your pocket? Because I need you to shoot this zombie behind me.

Can I see your stump?

Hey baby, wanna play Walking Dead? I’ll be the zombie.

If I wear a eyepatch, will you sleep with me?

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain The Walking Dead love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty The Walking Dead chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.