Top 31 Spiderman Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Spiderman pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Spiderman conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

I wanna be superhero,

Sould i be Spiderman, Batman or Yourman?
If a spider's bite can make you a spiderman, would you bite me just to let me be your man?
Make my "Spidey Sense" tingle, baby!
Wanna do it on the ceiling?
Why drive when we can swing?
Hey girl do you have a place for my peter to park...er?
My spidey senses tell me you're going to fall for me harder than Gwen Stacy.
I can take you back to my place baby but be quiet my Aunt May will be downstairs watching Jeopardy.
Girl, you're like a New York City skyscraper: I wanna shoot my sticky white stuff all over you.
I want to love you the way Peter Parker love Gwen Stacy.

Funny spiderman pickup lines

I plan on firing off all my web fluid by the time this night is over. Care to dance?

Spiderman just came up to me in Times Square and told me I dropped something - his phone number.

My spidey sense isn't the only thing tingling. (Spiderman)

You can get caught in my web any day.

Every Spider-man needs that special Spider-Woman if you know what I mean?

Women usually say I'm Amazing, Spectacular and Sensational in bed.

Who want to play with my web slinger?

Probably the cheesiest one you've ever read...

Boy: I'm a superhero... Guess my name??
Girl: Ironman? Spiderman??
Boy: *smiles* Yourman!

I’m not Superman, I’m not Batman, I’m not Spiderman

But I’m your Man

I need your help with something...

I want to be a superhero for Halloween.

Should I be Batman, Spiderman or your man?

Soo.. when do you turn back to Peter Parker?

You're going to make me web.

Forget about superman, spiderman and batman

I’ll be your man

Is your mouth Spiderman?

Cause it sure is a Peter Parker

If I were a superhero

If I were a superhero, what would I be?
(Spiderman, Superman, etc.,)
No I would be YOURMAN

Are you Spiderman's web shooters

Coz you need some of my web fluid inside you..

Hi, is your name Sony?

Because I'm Spiderman, and baby I'm all yours...

Did I mention I have radioactive blood?

Want to taste my web?