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110 Spongebob Pick Up lines And Rizz

Do you love Spongebob or want to pick up a girl or guy who likes Spongebob? Use these funny pick up lines with the characters and themes from the TV show Spongebob. They feature the most loved and funny quotes from the well known characters like Spongebob, Patrick, and more. Find the perfect pick up lines to flirt and impress today!

Best Working Spongebob Rizz

A good Spongebob pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Call me spongebob

    Because I'll take you to the beach and make you sandy cheeks

  2. Hey girl are you SpongeBob ?

    Because I want to visit your bikini bottom.

  3. Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen is number two compared to you.

  4. Yes or no question; is it wet in Bikini Bottom?

  5. Let’s make a Krabby Patty. You bring the buns and I’ll bring the sauce.

  6. So, when are you gonna let me go down to Bikini Bottom?

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What is a good Spongebob pickup line?

Here are 110 spongebob pick up lines for her and flirty spongebob rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your spongebob rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny spongebob pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty spongebob joke for a great chat response.

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Short and cute spongebob pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about spongebob are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Is that a sponge in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

Do you wanna go to your sand castle or mine and race to see whos Bikini's Bottom's Fall first?

Are you ready to get Krusty, because I have krabs.

Are you Smitty Werbenmanjensen? Because you're number one.

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Smooth Spongebob pickup line

Hey, you like Spongebob?

On a scale of one to Spongebob, how ready are you?

If I can’t get into Bikini Bottom, I’ll settle for the Bikini Top.

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Cheesy spongebob Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

We must be underwater, because i’m drowning in your beauty.

Is it getting wet and salty in here, or is it just me?

If you were Spongebob, I would be your Pinapple House. Because I knew one thing you can't live without.

You aren't just a patty, you're a pretty patty.

Your sand castle or mine?

My love for you is bigger than Squidward's nose!

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Working Spongebob tinder opener

Are you sure your name isn't Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen? Because you're my number one.

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Funny spongebob Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Spongebob conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

I'll stop loving you when sponge bob gets his license.

You’re going to need more than a sponge to clean up after i’m done with you.

You are like a sponge to my square pants.

Do you want my squidward in your sandy cheeks?

If you're tough enough, I'll let you into my salty spittoon.

I wanna live in your bikini bottom.

Hey easy like Sunday morning?

I have an extra special dish waiting for you at Weeny Hut Junior.

Babe, you want some Krabby Patty, you got the buns and I got the meat.

You look like a steamed vegetable, only smarter.

Ravioli, ravioli. Give me the formuoli.

Forget the Bottom; can I just go in your Bikini?

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Clever spongebob Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Spongebob hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Are you ready to go crazy tonight? Because I am already hearing voices!

Tell me you don't want my squidward in your sandy cheeks.

I’m a squirrel under the sea, and I need your nuts.

But it's my only night to be fancy!

Do you want this Super w**... Hut Jr?

F is for friends who do stuff together!

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

It's just a cruel reminder that I'm single and likely to remain that way forever, until I met you.

I will bring the sauce; you get the buns. Let’s make a Krabby patty.

Hmmm, a five-letter word for

Would you like to see my massive spatula to flip that sweet ass of yours?

Babe, I am the Plankton, I need to know why you are so beautiful.

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Smooth spongebob Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Spongebob pickup lines make her give you her number.

Babe, I'd like to crush you with my rocks like Patrick's house.

If you were Spongebob, I would be your Pinapple House. Because I want to hold you all day.

Hey there, Mrs. Puff, you looking cute today.

You’d have to get up pretty early in the morning to sneak a pair of buns like these past Mr. Krabs

Is that a Spongebob in your pants or are you just happy to see me.

I want to eat the plankton out of your Bikini Bottom.

If you believe in yourself, with a tiny pinch of magic all your dreams can come true!

Do you think we will be friends forever?

All I know is fine dining and breathing.

I’M READY, I’M READY, for booty, for booty!

Are you a mermaid? Cuz I'll happily be Sandy just to be with you

How big do you think my Squidward is?

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Flirty spongebob Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Spongebob pick up lines are made to get him interested.

I am Sandy, I bring nuts to your Bikini Bottom.

How about let's move into your Bikini Bottom and go from there?

Krusty Krab Pizza, it's the pizza for you and meeeeee!

I like you, we could be tighter than bark on a tree.

Are you down to get Krusty? Because I got the krabs.

What could be better than serving up smiles? Some sweet love.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo.

Hey, Baby, whaddya say we go over to my place and watch a little Spongebob grow big?

Girl, I love you like Spongebob loves his job,

Sandy loves karate and how Mr. Krabs loves money.

I have no soul, because you have taken mine away.

I’m the poster boy for “Long, Tan, and Handsome” magazine.

"Is your name Glowstick? Because when you gave me that bouncing ball, you lit up my world more than Spongebob's car could ever."

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Cringe spongebob Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

I am down for Bikini Bottom any day.

"Is your name 'Squidward'? Because every time I see you, my life gets more colorful than his clarinet solo."

"Are you from Bikini Bottom? Because just like the Spongebob musical, you've turned my world upside down with your charm."

"Like the Krusty Krab to Mr. Krabs, you're my greatest treasure; only your beauty is far more precious than any pearl."

Wake me up when I care. And babe, with you I would never sleep.

Hey Girl! I want to sop up your love.

Why is SpongeBob the main character when Patrick is the star?

Girl, I will make your Bikini Bottom wet.

Hey Girl! I want to sop up your juice.

"Are you from Bikini Bottom? Because every moment spent with you is better than a day at Goo Lagoon."

If I were Spongebob and you were Patrick, would you let me look in your secret box?

If my heart were a harpoon, I'd t**... it upon you.

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Spongebob love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Spongebob chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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