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50 Spongebob Pick Up lines

Do you love Spongebob or want to pick up a girl or guy who likes Spongebob? Use these funny pick up lines with the characters and themes from the TV show Spongebob. They feature the most loved and funny quotes from the well known characters like Spongebob, Patrick, and more. Find the perfect pick up lines to flirt and impress today!

Best Working Spongebob Pickup Lines

A good Spongebob hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Call me spongebob

    Because I'll take you to the beach and make you sandy cheeks

  2. Hey girl are you SpongeBob ?

    Because I want to visit your bikini bottom.

  3. Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen is number two compared to you.

  4. Yes or no question; is it wet in Bikini Bottom?

  5. Let’s make a Krabby Patty. You bring the buns and I’ll bring the sauce.

  6. So, when are you gonna let me go down to Bikini Bottom?

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What is a good Spongebob pickup line?

Short and cute spongebob pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about spongebob are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Is that a sponge in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

Do you wanna go to your sand castle or mine and race to see whos Bikini's Bottom's Fall first?

Are you ready to get Krusty, because I have krabs.

Are you Smitty Werbenmanjensen? Because you're number one.

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Smooth Spongebob pickup line

Hey, you like Spongebob?

On a scale of one to Spongebob, how ready are you?

If I can’t get into Bikini Bottom, I’ll settle for the Bikini Top.


Cheesy spongebob Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

We must be underwater, because i’m drowning in your beauty.

Is it getting wet and salty in here, or is it just me?

If you were Spongebob, I would be your Pinapple House. Because I knew one thing you can't live without.

You aren't just a patty, you're a pretty patty.

Your sand castle or mine?


My love for you is bigger than Squidward's nose!

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Working Spongebob tinder opener

Are you sure your name isn't Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen? Because you're my number one.

Corny spongebob Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Spongebob conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

I'll stop loving you when sponge bob gets his license.

You’re going to need more than a sponge to clean up after i’m done with you.

You are like a sponge to my square pants.

Do you want my squidward in your sandy cheeks?

If you're tough enough, I'll let you into my salty spittoon.

I wanna live in your bikini bottom.

Hey girl...you easy like Sunday morning?

Babe, you want some Krabby Patty, you got the buns and I got the meat.

I have an extra special dish waiting for you at Weeny Hut Junior.


Forget the Bottom; can I just go in your Bikini?

Tell me you don't want my squidward in your sandy cheeks.

You look like a steamed vegetable, only smarter.

A good spongebob Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Spongebob hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Are you ready to go crazy tonight? Because I am already hearing voices!

Ravioli, ravioli. Give me the formuoli.

I’m a squirrel under the sea, and I need your nuts.

But it's my only night to be fancy!

Do you want this Super w**... Hut Jr?

F is for friends who do stuff together!

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

I will bring the sauce; you get the buns. Let’s make a Krabby patty.

It's just a cruel reminder that I'm single and likely to remain that way forever, until I met you.


Would you like to see my massive spatula to flip that sweet ass of yours?

Hmmm, a five-letter word for happiness...money.

If you were Spongebob, I would be your Pinapple House. Because I want to hold you all day.

Babe, I am the Plankton, I need to know why you are so beautiful.

Babe, I'd like to crush you with my rocks like Patrick's house.

You’d have to get up pretty early in the morning to sneak a pair of buns like these past Mr. Krabs

Hey there, Mrs. Puff, you looking cute today.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Spongebob love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Spongebob chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.