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Top 44 Spongebob Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Spongebob pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Spongebob conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Call me spongebob

    Because I'll take you to the beach and make you sandy cheeks

  2. Hey girl are you SpongeBob ?

    Because I want to visit your bikini bottom.

  3. Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen is number two compared to you.

  4. Yes or no question; is it wet in Bikini Bottom?

  5. Let’s make a Krabby Patty. You bring the buns and I’ll bring the sauce.

  6. So, when are you gonna let me go down to Bikini Bottom?

  7. Is that a sponge in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

  8. Do you wanna go to your sand castle or mine and race to see whos Bikini's Bottom's Fall first?

  9. Are you ready to get Krusty, because I have krabs.

  10. Are you Smitty Werbenmanjensen? Because you're number one.

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Hey, Baby, whaddya say we go over to my place and watch a little Spongebob?

Hey, you like Spongebob?

On a scale of one to Spongebob, how ready are you?

If I can’t get into Bikini Bottom, I’ll settle for the Bikini Top.

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Is it getting wet and salty in here, or is it just me?

If you were Spongebob, I would be your Pinapple House. Because I knew one thing you can't live without.

You aren't just a patty, you're a pretty patty.

Your sand castle or mine?

My love for you is bigger than Squidward's nose!

I need you like Plankton needs the secret formula.

I'll stop loving you when sponge bob gets his license.

Are you sure your name isn't Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen? Because you're my number one.

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You are like a sponge to my square pants.

Do you want my squidward in your sandy cheeks?

If you're tough enough, I'll let you into my salty spittoon.

I wanna live in your bikini bottom.

Hey easy like Sunday morning?

You look like a steamed vegetable, only smarter.

Tell me you don't want my squidward in your sandy cheeks.

Girl, I love you like Spongebob loves his job,

Sandy loves karate and how Mr. Krabs loves money.

Hey Girl! I want to sop up your love.

If I were Spongebob and you were Patrick, would you let me look in your secret box?

If my heart were a harpoon, I'd thrust it upon you.