129 Spongebob Pick Up lines And Rizz

Do you love Spongebob or want to pick up a girl or guy who likes Spongebob? Use these funny pick up lines with the characters and themes from the TV show Spongebob. They feature the most loved and funny quotes from the well known characters like Spongebob, Patrick, and more. Find the perfect pick up lines to flirt and impress today!

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Call me spongebob

Because I'll take you to the beach and make you sandy cheeks
Hey girl are you SpongeBob ?

Because I want to visit your bikini bottom.
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen is number two compared to you.
Yes or no question; is it wet in Bikini Bottom?
Let’s make a Krabby Patty. You bring the buns and I’ll bring the sauce.
So, when are you gonna let me go down to Bikini Bottom?

Here are 129 spongebob pick up lines for her and flirty spongebob rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Hinge and eleveate your spongebob rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny spongebob pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty spongebob joke for a great chat response.

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Is that a sponge in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

Do you wanna go to your sand castle or mine and race to see whos Bikini's Bottom's Fall first?

Are you ready to get Krusty, because I have krabs.

Are you Smitty Werbenmanjensen? Because you're number one.

Hey, you like Spongebob?

On a scale of one to Spongebob, how ready are you?

If I can’t get into Bikini Bottom, I’ll settle for the Bikini Top.

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We must be underwater, because i’m drowning in your beauty.

Is it getting wet and salty in here, or is it just me?

If you were Spongebob, I would be your Pinapple House. Because I knew one thing you can't live without.

You aren't just a patty, you're a pretty patty.

Your sand castle or mine?

My love for you is bigger than Squidward's nose!

I'll stop loving you when sponge bob gets his license.

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Try using funny and charming Spongebob conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Hinge and chat.

Are you sure your name isn't Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen? Because you're my number one.

You’re going to need more than a sponge to clean up after i’m done with you.

You are like a sponge to my square pants.

Do you want my squidward in your sandy cheeks?

If you're tough enough, I'll let you into my salty spittoon.

I wanna live in your bikini bottom.

Hey girl...you easy like Sunday morning?

Babe, you want some Krabby Patty, you got the buns and I got the meat.

I have an extra special dish waiting for you at Weeny Hut Junior.

Ravioli, ravioli. Give me the formuoli.

Tell me you don't want my squidward in your sandy cheeks.

Forget the Bottom; can I just go in your Bikini?

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Using good and clever Spongebob hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

You look like a steamed vegetable, only smarter.

Are you ready to go crazy tonight? Because I am already hearing voices!

I’m a squirrel under the sea, and I need your nuts.

But it's my only night to be fancy!

Do you want this Super w**... Hut Jr?

F is for friends who do stuff together!

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

It's just a cruel reminder that I'm single and likely to remain that way forever, until I met you.

I will bring the sauce; you get the buns. Let’s make a Krabby patty.

Hmmm, a five-letter word for happiness...money.

Would you like to see my massive spatula to flip that sweet ass of yours?

Babe, I am the Plankton, I need to know why you are so beautiful.

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Using these smooth Spongebob pickup lines make her give you her number.

Babe, I'd like to crush you with my rocks like Patrick's house.

If you were Spongebob, I would be your Pinapple House. Because I want to hold you all day.

You’d have to get up pretty early in the morning to sneak a pair of buns like these past Mr. Krabs

Hey there, Mrs. Puff, you looking cute today.

I want to eat the plankton out of your Bikini Bottom.

Is that a Spongebob in your pants or are you just happy to see me.

If you believe in yourself, with a tiny pinch of magic all your dreams can come true!

Do you think we will be friends forever?

All I know is fine dining and breathing.

I’M READY, I’M READY, for booty, for booty!

Are you a mermaid? Cuz I'll happily be Sandy just to be with you

How big do you think my Squidward is?

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These flirty Spongebob pick up lines are made to get him interested.

How about let's move into your Bikini Bottom and go from there?

I am Sandy, I bring nuts to your Bikini Bottom.

Krusty Krab Pizza, it's the pizza for you and meeeeee!

I like you, we could be tighter than bark on a tree.

Are you down to get Krusty? Because I got the krabs.

What could be better than serving up smiles? Some sweet love.

Girl, I love you like Spongebob loves his job,

Sandy loves karate and how Mr. Krabs loves money.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo.

Hey, Baby, whaddya say we go over to my place and watch a little Spongebob grow big?

I have no soul, because you have taken mine away.

I’m the poster boy for “Long, Tan, and Handsome” magazine.

I am down for Bikini Bottom any day.

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"Is your name Glowstick? Because when you gave me that bouncing ball, you lit up my world more than Spongebob's car could ever."

"Are you a Krabby Patty? Because spending time with you is the best part of my day."

"You light up my day brighter than a Bikini Bottom jellyfish, just like SpongeBob does for you."

"I bet I can make you laugh even more than Spongebob does!"

"Like the Krusty Krab to Mr. Krabs, you're my greatest treasure; only your beauty is far more precious than any pearl."

"Are you from Bikini Bottom? Because just like the Spongebob musical, you've turned my world upside down with your charm."

"Is your name 'Squidward'? Because every time I see you, my life gets more colorful than his clarinet solo."

Wake me up when I care. And babe, with you I would never sleep.

Why is SpongeBob the main character when Patrick is the star?

Hey Girl! I want to sop up your love.

Girl, I will make your Bikini Bottom wet.

"Is it because Spongebob is as bubbly and fun as you are?"

"Are you a Krabby Patty? Because I can't get you off my mind like SpongeBob!"

Hey Girl! I want to sop up your juice.

If I were Spongebob and you were Patrick, would you let me look in your secret box?

"Are you from Bikini Bottom? Because every moment spent with you is better than a day at Goo Lagoon."

If my heart were a harpoon, I'd t**... it upon you.

"Do you believe in love at first song? Because your smile outshines even Spongebob's undersea musical harmony."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by again in my invisible boat like SpongeBob and Patrick?"

"Just like Patrick, I may not be the brightest star, but I'd always light up whenever you're around."

"Are you a Krusty Krab? Because I'm like Spongebob, my life isn't complete without you in it."

"In this Spongebob musical of life, your laughter ignites my heart with a rhythm rife."

"If Spongebob is your thing, then maybe we can watch together and see which show wins you over."

I want you more than Plankton wants the secret formula!

I wish you were a pineapple and I was SpongeBob

So I could spend every night inside of you.

"Hey Angel, are your cheeks like Sandy's from SpongeBob? Cause every time I see you, my heart does the bubble pop."

"Is it okay if I'm more of a Looney Tunes kind of guy? I bet we'd still make a great pair!"

"Hey Angel, are your cheeks as fluffy as Sandy Cheeks' squirrel ones? Because I'm nuts about you."

"Are you a song from the Spongebob Musical? Because I can't get you out of my head."

"I may not live in a pineapple under the sea, but I can still make you laugh like Spongebob."

"Are you a jellyfish? Because my heart stings every time I see you, just like SpongeBob's net misses them in Bikini Bottom."

"I may not have a pet snail named Gary, but I'd still race to be by your side."

"Are you the ocean? Because just like Spongebob, I can't help but dive deep into your world."

"Are you the SpongeBob musical? Because my heart is doing a Bikini Bottom jig every time I see you."

"Like a melody from Spongebob's sea, your charm outshines even the bright pineapple under the tree."

"Are you Squidward's clarinet? Because every time I hear your voice, it's the sweetest melody I've ever heard."

Would you like to see my massive spatula?

"Just like Spongebob, I wouldn't mind spending all my Bikini Bottom dollars for a date with you."

"If you accept vibes as currency, then I'm Bill Gates! Just don't expect tech genius vibes, because in that area, I'm more like SpongeBob."

"Are you from Bikini Bottom? Because you've got me hooked like a Krusty Krab Patty."

"Your grace reminds me of Spongebob's joyride, smoother than Rizzgyattzamn, more captivating than Emmanuel's mega rizz."

"Is your name Spongebob? Because you've got my heart driving faster than his pineapple under the sea car!"

Do you like spongebob?

Because my squidward wants to go inside your sandy cheeks

"Sandy, just like Spongebob, I'm lost in the sea of your eyes. And trust me, I'm absolutely nuts about it."

Haha, well at least your crush is a real person! Imagine if you were into fictional characters like SpongeBob or Kermit the Frog. 😂

Hey girl you like spongebob?
Cuz I wanna show you my Alaskan bull worm

"Are you from Bikini Bottom? Because my heart is drowning deep for you just like Spongebob's love for jellyfishing."

"You're more fun than a jellyfishing trip with SpongeBob. Can I be your Patrick?"

"Are you a song from the Spongebob musical? Because your presence keeps playing in my heart on repeat."

Call me Krabby Patties, because I'll go right to your thighs.

"I'll be your SpongeBob if you'll be my Patrick, together we'll have endless adventures and laughs."

"Like Patrick, I may not be the brightest star, but I'd light up whenever you're near."

"Hey Sandy, just like a squirrel with its nuts, I'm just nuts about you. Are you ready to explore Bikini Bottom together?"

"Is your name Pearl? Because like Mr. Krabs, I treasure every moment with you on our Bikini Bottom stage."

"You must be Squidward, because when I see you, my heart beats faster than Spongebob's jellyfishing net."

Are you a krabby patty?

Because I want to know your secret formula.

I’ve been jellyfishing all my life

and you’re a catch.

Are you a mermaid ?

Because I will happily be Sandy just to be with you !

Hey girl are you sandy from spongebob

Cause you’ll always have my nuts in your mouth.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Spongebob love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on dating sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Spongebob openers to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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