Top 50 Walked Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and working Walked pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Walked tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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If I got a rose each time I thought about you I'd keep walking in my garden forever.
Hope she says yes
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Are you the Imposter?
Because my neck snapped watching you walk by...
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What’s wrong with your left eye?
Because you’ve been looking right all night.
A random stranger came up to me and hit me with this one and then walked away. -
Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.
We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.
After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes." -
Let’s get blue and red slushies!
And walk around having people ask us why our tongues are purple
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So you watch soccer?
Because you'll never walk alone
Working short walked pickup lines to impress a girl
Pretty sure that smoke alarm is defective...
You walked past and it didn't go off
Come over here
(she walks closer) I just made you come with my voice, guess what I can with my hands.
Walks into a bra shop
This bra? $15. this bra? (point at another bra) $17. but you bra, (point at the person) priceless (then go in for a hug)
Hey! you owe me a drink!
I dropped mine when you walked by
Are you from Woodbury, cause I'd like to burry my wood in you.
I know it’s absurd, but every time I walk toward you, it feels like I’m being led to Bethlehem.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Or should I walk by again?
walked Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
Hey girl. My meat isn't tainted...at least, not without your consent.
Hey boy, if I walk around you seven times, will you fall for me?
How would you feel about going out for a bite to eat tonight?
I want to go to the gym,
so I can walk up to a lady on the treadmill lean in close and whisper tread lightly!
My booty call doesn't do the walk of shame, she does the trail of tears.
Are you passed out on the side walk? Or are you my snow angel?
I'd rather have you angry with me an alive then happy with me and dead.
walked Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation
I'm head over heel for you.
I would follow you anywhere. Literally, I’m starving.
If I were a walker, I'd bite you first.
I'm still a real boy. Really!
Are you an arsonist
Cuz you light up every room you walk into
I've heard you're fast on your feet and you know your way in and out.
Wanna go make out and tease zombies in the mud? What? You don't like teasing zombies?
Hey girl if we were the only two people left alive after the zombie apocalypse I wouldn't be sad at all.
Do you could be anywhere in the planet 30 seconds from now… want to come for a walk?
I wasn't sure of my vocation until you walked into the room.
I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers. And I'd like to check you for ovarian cancer.
Wanna see my meat walk-in?
walked Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush
Did you walk around me 7 times? Because I fell for you.
When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a sub-arachnoid haemorrhage from the impact.
I've been reading Joshua, but how many times do I need to walk around you before you fall for me?
Your beauty was so distracting, it caused me to walk into a wall, so I 'm going to need your name and number for...insurance reasons.
I wanna watch you walk the plank...s of my bedroom floor.
I wish Cupid was as good a shot as Daryl.
You be Glenn and I'll be Maggie, let's get trapped together.
I will walk across your bridge.
Girl when you walked in that door your looks hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.
I'm a lover, not a biter.
Nice night for a walk.
They call me the Blizzard....
Because after i give ya 8" its hard to walk around.
2 people walk into a really romantic restraunt
There's no joke, but it could be us
Are ye wantin' to walk my plank?
That's the thing about walkers, they demand to be hunted.
I'm gonna tie you up and feed on you.
Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Walked phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.