50 Stole Pick Up lines

Here are 50 stole pick up lines for her and flirty stole rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about stole that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your stole rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny stole pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty stole joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Stole Pickup Lines

A good Stole hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Hey girl I just thought you should know your mother is a thief...

Cus she stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Your father must have been the greatest thief in history.

He stole all the stars in the sky, and put them in your eyes.

And heh, I guess it runs in the family. 'Cause you stole my heart.
Ash Wednesday is coming up.

Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Was your father an astronomer? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Are you a member of the Thieves Guild, because you stole my heart.
You must be known for you defense cause you definitely stole my heart.

Short and cute stole pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about stole are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Are you Asian? Because you just stole my heart.

Are you in the Thieves guild? cuz I think you just stole my heart.

I think you broke the 7th Commandment, because you totally stole my heart!

You must be catwoman. Cause im pretty sure you just stole my heart.

Are you a thief...

Because you stole my heart

You couldn't steal the championship from me but you definitely stole my heart.

Well it's not my fault that you stole a pizza my heart.

Cheesy stole Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Was your father a thief? Because he stole some titanium bolts and put them in your eyes.

Do you work for NASA? Because you’re out of this world. Is your dad an astronaut? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Whats the difference between you and the Grinch?

The Grinch stole Christmas, and you stole my heart.

Your father is a thief, he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.

Your daddy must have been a thief, because he stole your beauty and gave it to that girl over there.

They stole my land but I'll steal your heart.

Your name must be Alzheimer, because the Kaiser stole my pudding...

Corny stole Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Stole conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Hello my name is Inigo Montoya

U stole my heart. Prepare to date.

You must be a kleptomaniac because you stole my heart.

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

You just stole my heart. Are you sure your not a thief in a cat costume?

Are you a gadianton robber? Because you just stole my heart.

Hey are you from Twinbrook? Cause you stole my heart like a crook!

You must be a h**... of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Girl you're so hot that I would still talk to you even after I'm off the anti-depressant pills I stole from my hospital's pharmacy.

Are you sylvannas? Cause you just stole my heart.

Are you Demon Hunter or Warlock? Because you just stole my heart.

Hey there beautiful, would you make out with me if I told you that I stole Harry Styles’ chapstick?

Do you have proficiency in thieves' tools? Because you just stole my heart..

A good stole Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Stole hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Can I have a band aid? Because you should patch me up after you stole my heart.

Do you have the Kelptomaniac trait? Because you stole my heart.

Illegal immigrants are stealing our jobs, but you stole my heart!

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through o**... s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

I’m planning a heist and I want you in the crew.

I known you have experience you already stole my heart.

Stole from RacconEggs
Are you a minecraft dirt block? because I dig you

I think you belong in prison

Cause you stole my heart

Kirito: You stole my world and my heart. You are a king of thieves, alone upon a stolen throne.

Are your parents Polish?

Cuz you just stole my heart...

Are you a one star surgeon?

Because you just stole my heart

Hey girl, are you a black market surgeon?

Cause you just stole my heart.

Are you a kleptomaniac?

Because you stole my heart.

Hey girl, your father is a thief

Cause he stole all the stars from the sky and kept them in your eyes.

(Got it from Alvin and the chipmunks, the tv series lol)

Hey, call 911 there's a thief?

'Cuz this girl stole my heart

You stole my heart like the rebellion stole the Death Star plans.

Are you the British museum?

‘Cuz you stole my (he)art

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Stole love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Stole chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.