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Top 50 Stole Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Stole chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl I just thought you should know your mother is a thief...

    Cus she stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

    Edit: Thanks for all the wards and upvote guys, of y’all use it let me know how it works for you!

  2. Ash Wednesday is coming up.

    Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

  3. Was your father an astronomer? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

  4. Are you a member of the Thieves Guild, because you stole my heart.

  5. You must be known for you defense cause you definitely stole my heart.

  6. Are you Asian? Because you just stole my heart.

  7. Are you in the Thieves guild? cuz I think you just stole my heart.

  8. Damn, baby, I think you just stole my face and my heart.

  9. I think you broke the 7th Commandment, because you totally stole my heart!

  10. You must be catwoman. Cause im pretty sure you just stole my heart.

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Funny stole pickup lines

I'm gonna steal your virginity like you stole my land.

You couldn't steal the championship from me but you definitely stole my heart.

Well it's not my fault that you stole a pizza my heart.

Was your father a thief? Because he stole some titanium bolts and put them in your eyes.

Do you work for NASA? Because you’re out of this world. Is your dad an astronaut? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Whats the difference between you and the Grinch?

The Grinch stole Christmas, and you stole my heart.

Your father is a thief, he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.

Your daddy must have been a thief, because he stole your beauty and gave it to that girl over there.

They stole my land but I'll steal your heart.

Hey girl, are you black?

Cause you just stole my heart

Your name must be Alzheimer, because the Kaiser stole my pudding...

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

You just stole my heart. Are you sure your not a thief in a cat costume?

Are you a gadianton robber? Because you just stole my heart.

Girl you're so hot that I would still talk to you even after I'm off the anti-depressant pills I stole from my hospital's pharmacy.

Hey there beautiful, would you make out with me if I told you that I stole Harry Styles’ chapstick?

Illegal immigrants are stealing our jobs, but you stole my heart!

Fucker stole my heart

Can't have shit in Detroit

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

Stole from RacconEggs

Are you a minecraft dirt block? because I dig you

I think you belong in prison

Cause you stole my heart

Are you a one star surgeon?

Because you just stole my heart

You stole my heart like the rebellion stole the Death Star plans.

Are you the British museum?

‘Cuz you stole my (he)art

Are you black?

Because you stole my heart