Top 9 Didnt Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Didnt chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. I didnt believe in predestination until tonight.

2. Roses are Red Violets are Blue

   I didnt know what perfect was ,until i met you

3. I didnt notice the cliff here

   And fell right into your eyes

4. I didnt know Angel's needed part time jobs

   Said this to the new girl at work back when we were in highschool. She had a good laugh.

5. 'If I had the monopoly on you, I'd be sent straight to jail' and more awful ones I thought of... (If any of these have been done before, I didnt re do them consciously)

   'Do you believe in love at first sight?, how bout in a van in the dark'
   
   'looks like you're bored, well I'm game'
   
   'I can take you to a place where clothes are 100% off'
   
   'It must be dark in here because I wanna bump uglies'
   
   'Girl you must be illegal, coz my parole officer says I need to stop following you'
   
   'If beauty was a drug, I would be sniffing you all night long'
   
   'If you were a pageant queen, you would be Miss'd the last bus'
   
   'Girl you must be tired, coz running in duct tape is hard'
   
   'Do you believe in love at first sight? how bout in a van in the dark'
   
   'Your face is like a toilet, it makes me flush'

6. On a picture of them

   I didnt know you could do the whole beautiful thing thats crazy

7. Hey gurl I didnt know you hated animals

   Cause that kitty needs a shave and a shower or Ima put you up for adoption on Plenty Of Fish
   
   (One every morning gang)

8. Hey girl, you didnt need to say zero to make me freeze.

9. Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.