Top 11 Didnt Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Didnt pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Aye girl are u a banana

   Cuz u make me go OOH OOH AH AH
   
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   Edit: Thanks for the upvotes and everything im happy :)
   
   Edit 2: This just keeps getting more and more upvotes its making me really happy and thanks for the awards aswell im excited the pickup line was ironic i didnt think this would get any upvotes but im happy it did:)
   
   Edit 3: One final edit. Since this post is at its peak id like to thank everyone for upvoting and all the awards. :)

2. I would go gardening but I left all my hoes for you

   Didnt work but it sounds cool

3. I didnt believe in predestination until tonight.

4. If the world was proven to be a simulation, I would ask the programmers to let me be with you. <3

   lol first post on reddit. also i used this on my crush didnt work

5. Roses are Red Violets are Blue

   I didnt know what perfect was ,until i met you

6. I didnt notice the cliff here

   And fell right into your eyes

7. I didnt know Angel's needed part time jobs

   Said this to the new girl at work back when we were in highschool. She had a good laugh.

8. On a picture of them

   I didnt know you could do the whole beautiful thing thats crazy

9. Hey girl, you didnt need to say zero to make me freeze.

10. Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.

Funny didnt pickup lines

Hey gurl I didnt know you hated animals
Cause that kitty needs a shave and a shower or Ima put you up for adoption on Plenty Of Fish

(One every morning gang)