Top 12 Didnt Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Didnt pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Didnt conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. I would go gardening but I left all my hoes for you

   Didnt work but it sounds cool

2. I didnt believe in predestination until tonight.

3. I'm gonna have to report spotify, it didnt show you on hottest singles this week

4. If the world was proven to be a simulation, I would ask the programmers to let me be with you. <3

   lol first post on reddit. also i used this on my crush didnt work

5. Roses are Red Violets are Blue

   I didnt know what perfect was ,until i met you

6. I didnt notice the cliff here

   And fell right into your eyes

7. Do you believe in miracles? i didnt but then i met/saw you!

8. I didnt know Angel's needed part time jobs

   Said this to the new girl at work back when we were in highschool. She had a good laugh.

9. On a picture of them

   I didnt know you could do the whole beautiful thing thats crazy

10. Hey gurl I didnt know you hated animals

    Cause that kitty needs a shave and a shower or Ima put you up for adoption on Plenty Of Fish
    
    (One every morning gang)

Funny didnt pickup lines

Hey girl, you didnt need to say zero to make me freeze.

Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.