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Top 33 Meant Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Meant pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. The best Sunday I can think of?

    You, me, Netflix and mimosas with no pants on.

    Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.

  2. I wrote you a poem

    I wrote you a poem to tell you you’re cute

    And you look mighty fine in a swim suit

    Some would say you’re too hot for me

    But I think we are meant to be.

    Now coming to the end, may i ask for the snap?

    Because that ass id love to clap

  3. We're like Piccolo and Kami.. Meant to be together!

  4. If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't.

  5. I'd go south of your border even if it meant having to fight murderers AND rapists.

  6. Hey i am a professional booty hunter

    *damn autocorrect* i meant professional bounty hunter

  7. I know Im not “A” and Im not “C”, because I know were meant to “B”

  8. Hey girl, do you donate old clothes to charity?

    Because genes that good are meant to be passed down.

  9. I’m hypotenuse, are you opposite?

    Cause I see many sines we are meant to be tgt

  10. Hey girl, are you uhmm... Uum..

    Sorry sorry didn't meant to come out as a creep

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What is a Meant pickup line?

Funny meant pickup lines

The Sorting Hat saw my destiny, and it said I'm meant to be in your house.

Like a river flows so surely to the sea darling so it goes some things are meant to be.

It’s (insert target’s name here) outside..

(After initial confusion..)
Sorry meant to say Beautiful!!!

Are you my GF?

I meant G.O.A.T. friend but i'll take that too

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This is a funny Meant pickup line!

Hey girl are you a toaster

Cause I wanna kill myself
I meant are u a toaster cause I wanna take a bath with you

If you are an angel
You will be acute one. I meant an angle
But it works either way

Longish and not that original

*meant for parties and places that aren't random*
Hey, sorry to bother you but I could've sworn I'd seen you somewhere before and can't put my finger on when.
(She says she doesn't remember you)
You sure? Could've sworn when I flatlined at the hospital you were the angel that brought me back. Anyways, meeting you made my heart stop.

Girl i believe you're meant for me

Cuz when god threw you to me, he said KOBE!

I feel like we're meant to be together

Cos u and i *are* eternally next to each other

You're so cute i could just eat you up..

Sorry, i meant "out"

Damn, you look hot in that sweater. I guess you were what they meant by 'It gets better'. You are a super fine LGBT. Do you want to have sex with me?

I scream, you scream, we both scream because we were meant to be together.

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Working Meant tinder opener

I would swim 100 miles up the Amazon River with 50 kilogram weights tied to my scrotum, with nothing more than Ellen Degeneres’s queefs as my air supply, if it meant that I could have one seafood dinner with you over Skype, using a dial-up internet connection … So what do you say, can I have your number?

I couldn't help notice your wrist is bare. I just finished making this "serious-dating/long-term-relationship" bracelet. I guess it was meant to be.

No! You don't understand, that's not what I meant by having krabs on my nuts!

Babe, I don't meant to hurt you, but I will sure tear your pussy apart tonight.

I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!

Even though it would mess up my K/D ratio, I'd die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you.

My K/D ratio is flawless, but I'd die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you.

I'd be Lyon to myself if I said I thought we weren't meant to be.

I said what I meant, I meant what I said,
I’m hung like an elephant,
Just bring me to bed.