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Top 31 Meant Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Meant chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. The best Sunday I can think of?

    You, me, Netflix and mimosas with no pants on.

    Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.

  2. We're like Piccolo and Kami.. Meant to be together!

  3. If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't.

  4. I'd go south of your border even if it meant having to fight murderers AND rapists.

  5. I know Im not “A” and Im not “C”, because I know were meant to “B”

  6. Hey girl, do you donate old clothes to charity?

    Because genes that good are meant to be passed down.

  7. I’m hypotenuse, are you opposite?

    Cause I see many sines we are meant to be tgt

  8. The Sorting Hat saw my destiny, and it said I'm meant to be in your house.

  9. It’s (insert target’s name here) outside..

    (After initial confusion..)
    Sorry meant to say Beautiful!!!

  10. Are you toilet wine

    Because the guard has been up my ass all day and I'm still thirsty..
    This was meant to be horrible.. I spent so much time in this sub looking for valuable pickup lines and now I'm just a cynical asshole! Fuck you all cept Tyrone.. he cool.

meant pickup line
What is a Meant pickup line?

Funny meant pickup lines

Are you my GF?
I meant G.O.A.T. friend but i'll take that too (I understand that it's a horrible pickupline)

Cupid must’ve marked our hearts with enochian symbols, because baby I feel like we’re meant to be.

Hey girl are you a toaster

Cause I wanna kill myself
I meant are u a toaster cause I wanna take a bath with you

If you are an angel

You will be acute one. I meant an angle
But it works either way

Longish and not that original

*meant for parties and places that aren't random*
Hey, sorry to bother you but I could've sworn I'd seen you somewhere before and can't put my finger on when.
(She says she doesn't remember you)
You sure? Could've sworn when I flatlined at the hospital you were the angel that brought me back. Anyways, meeting you made my heart stop.

Is this art? Because you are fine.

Someone has probably thought of this one, but I just thought about trying out this compliment. Does this technically work as a pick up line? it's not meant to be but if it gets somewhere.. 🤷 well anyways please revise if you want. I would love to read what you guys come up with hahaaa

Girl i believe you're meant for me
Cuz when god threw you to me, he said KOBE!

I feel like we're meant to be together

Cos u and i *are* eternally next to each other

You're so cute i could just eat you up..

Sorry, i meant "out"

Damn, you look hot in that sweater. I guess you were what they meant by 'It gets better'. You are a super fine LGBT. Do you want to have sex with me?

I scream, you scream, we both scream because we were meant to be together.

There's a dream that I've been chasing. Want so badly for it to be reality. And when you hold my hand, and I understand that it's meant to be. Because, baby, when you're with me it's like an angel came by and took me to heaven. Because when I stare in your eyes it couldn't be better

Babe, I don't meant to hurt you, but I will sure tear your pussy apart tonight.

I couldn't help notice your wrist is bare. I just finished making this "serious-dating/long-term-relationship" bracelet. I guess it was meant to be.

No! You don't understand, that's not what I meant by having krabs on my nuts!

I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!

Even though it would mess up my K/D ratio, I'd die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you.

I would swim 100 miles up the Amazon River with 50 kilogram weights tied to my scrotum, with nothing more than Ellen Degeneres’s queefs as my air supply, if it meant that I could have one seafood dinner with you over Skype, using a dial-up internet connection … So what do you say, can I have your number?

My K/D ratio is flawless, but I'd die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you.

I'd be Lyon to myself if I said I thought we weren't meant to be.

I said what I meant, I meant what I said,
I’m hung like an elephant,
Just bring me to bed.