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Top 50 Planned Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Planned pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Planned tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey i was just planning my future and i was wondering...

    Are u free for da rest of your life 🥰

  2. Are you the Halloween heist?

    Because I’ll spend months plotting and planning the best way to make you mine.

  3. Eh girl you like snow? Because I plan on giving you a white christmas.

  4. Is that a catalyst in your plans, or are you just happy to see me?

  5. Hey babe, wanna come over to my place and compare prescription drug plans?

  6. Sometimes it seems like our plans make more sense than His. Don't take the bait.

  7. I have a dirty weekend planned.

    Do you know what I’m going to do? Three loads of laundry.

  8. You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection.

  9. I have a much better grand finale planned for you, I'll even buy you breakfast.

  10. I plan on firing off all my web fluid by the time this night is over. Care to dance?

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Guys i need some help!!
Okay! so i met this girl the other weekend. she was the bartender at my buddies wedding. turns out she owns the bartending company yadda yadda yadda. it was an all cash bar or venmo! anyway i find myself approaching the bar way more often than usual just to buy a drink and say something stupid, eventually planning on asking for her number. I couldnt think of what to say so i came up with the idea of leaving her a funny venmo memo with my number attached. fast forward 3 hours later, reception is over and we are out on the town having fun. I GET A TEXT! it worked!? and then i end up running into her. we chatted for awhile but my night was headed a different direction and i didnt want to make a fool of myself so i called it early and went home. a week has gone by, i never reached out because I am terrible at this stuff so i decided to leave it to the fates and let it go. JUST yesterday she added me on instagram!

Long story short ! i need a great one liner to break the ice and ask this girl out.

thanks in advance. sorry if this isnt allowed!!!

It’s great that you’re good with kids..

Because I plan on leaving mine all over your face tonight

I was planning on going into general practice, but tonight we can practice internal medicine.

Are you looking to engage in a bilateral internal service consultation? Or straight to the action plan?

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This is a funny Planned pickup line!

I plan to ask a girl out. Here is a picture of her.

Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.

What’s your Zombie Survival Plan and How can I become A part of it?

Let's plan a Dina party in your pants. Namaste, bitches!

Do you plan the Sims? Because I got the best expansion pack in my pants.

Girl, are you looking for a cell phone plan? Because my family plan got a new line for you.

The c has a plan for us.

I feel in my heart, he's telling me he wants you to lay hands on my noodly appendage.

Astra: My plan may sound irrational, only because you cannot see what I can!

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Working Planned tinder opener

I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.

I'm planning to have a barbeque tonight

I'll bring the sausage you bring the buns

How can I plan our wedding without your number?

I am a well planned microwave. Because I got a tactical nuke in my pants.

I’m planning a heist and I want you in the crew.

I known you have experience you already stole my heart.

Damn, I´m now gonna have to rewrite my Zombie Plan to include you

I plan on being the man of your dreams...

Well, the wet ones at least..

Want to plan a ride up this hill in my pants? It feels great when you’re on top.

Babe, you cannot start construction yet. Our plans include a date and an all night meeting.

I plan to ask a girl out. Here is a picture of her.

**Shows rear camera on phone**

Hey girl, are you the British economy?

Because I’ve got a plan to give you a weak pound.