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Top 50 Planned Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Planned chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Hey i was just planning my future and i was wondering...

    Are u free for da rest of your life 🥰

  2. For the Brooklyn nine nine fans

    Are you the Halloween heist? Because I’ll spend months plotting and planning the best way to make you mine.

  3. Damn girl, I hope you have an open mind because I have quite the night planned for us.

  4. Eh girl you like snow? Because I plan on giving you a white christmas.

  5. Is that a catalyst in your plans, or are you just happy to see me?

  6. Hey babe, wanna come over to my place and compare prescription drug plans?

  7. Sometimes it seems like our plans make more sense than His. Don't take the bait.

  8. You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection.

  9. I have a dirty weekend planned.

    Do you know what I’m going to do? Three loads of laundry.

  10. I have a much better grand finale planned for you, I'll even buy you breakfast.

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I plan on firing off all my web fluid by the time this night is over. Care to dance?

I was planning on going into general practice, but tonight we can practice internal medicine.

Are you looking to engage in a bilateral internal service consultation? Or straight to the action plan?

Do you plan on going to see Big Ben anytime soon, because he's right here in my pants.

The c has a plan for us.

I feel in my heart, he's telling me he wants you to lay hands on my noodly appendage.

I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.

I'm planning to have a barbeque tonight
I'll bring the sausage you bring the buns

I plan on being the man of your dreams...

Well, the wet ones at least..

Hey girl, are you the British economy?

Because I’ve got a plan to give you a weak pound.

Hope your not too fond of walking...

Beside I don't plan on letting you down any time soon...

You stole my heart like the rebellion stole the Death Star plans.

Do you want to know how YOU can be less needy when talking to girls?

How can YOU be more relaxed when talking to girls?

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When guys start learning game, they have the need to approach a lot and cannot relax. Because they are in their head thinking of the next move, they cannot see the signs of the women.

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When they approach girls start breeding fast and girls can sense that.

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They cannot slow down and let go of that tension.

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One of the key points and that can make a change in your game is to learn to relax (this comes as well with experience and self-awareness).

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Be aware of how you breed during the interaction and calm down, try to talk slower, you will see it will bring her attraction up.

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Most guys think that a good player will have all the interactions working great, but this is not the reality, you must accept the fact there is a percentage of approaches that are not fully under your control.

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For me the biggest change came when I started to let go of trying to control every interaction.

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The tension comes because you have an agenda behind your approach and its in your head during the all interaction.

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I am not saying you should not have a plan but don't act like you need something from her.

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You must feel that you could walk away at any time and you would not be affected by it.

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Also,

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I used to think in each interaction there was someone holding a frame.

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Whoever had the strongest frame was winning the interaction right?

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NO!

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There is an ultimate one

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THE COLLABORATIVE FRAME!

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Before that I used to go into frame battles trying desperately to win.

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You think she is shit testing you, she is trying to make you prove yourself.

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There is another way of perceiving this.

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Start thinking that everyone is your friend, everyone is on your team.

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From this place there is NO FRAME battle.

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There is NOTHING to WIN because there is NOTHING to COMPETE against.

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If you go into that collaborative frame, then another reality opens to you.

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Interactions become easy and effortless.

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You finally can actually relax and enjoy not only more and better results but the entire PROCESS itself.

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In summary:

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Learn to relax, talk slower.

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Accept that Success on approaching is fully under your control.

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Enjoy the interaction instead of focusing on the outcome but at the same time always keep moving things forward.

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See the interaction from a Collaborative frame and not COMPETITIVE.

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DON'T MISS PART 2 ON MY NEXT POST!

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Hope it was helpful

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See you on the next one 🤫

Call me Covid-19

B'coz i cancel your all plans.

What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around

Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Her*responds*
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
Me:
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*

Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

I was planning to buy sunglasses untill I saw you.

"Why?"
Cause I would you let sit on my face no matter what the weather's like.

The difference between you and your homework

I never planned upon doing your homework

Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.

Can I call you Senorita?

Cause I plan on keeping you cumming for me.

Are you a Belgian?

Because I’m bout to violate your neutrality

(This post was made Schlieffen plan gang)

Me skull and crossbones aren't the only things I plan on raisin' tonight!

It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.

Fuck me if i’m wrong

But don’t we have plans to have sex tonight?

ORISA: You're cute, but Efi would like to know a few things.

How did you do in school? What is your plan for retirement? Do you like dogs? The last one is the most important.

What's better than an unplanned pregnancy?

A planned pregnancy.

We are living in the end times foretold to us in the Holy Bible. World War 3 has been pre-planned to begin this summer of 2019. Proof inside.

If you do then you need to understand what is truly going on in this world. You need to seek the truth.

I have made a video to prove to you exactly what is going on. For there is not much time left before World War 3 starts (which has been pre-planned to begin 2019 for many decades).

Just type in the following on YouTube and watch it:

Exposing the Truth - End Times Documentary