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Top 50 Planned Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Planned pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Planned conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey i was just planning my future and i was wondering...

    Are u free for da rest of your life 🥰

  2. Are you the Halloween heist?

    Because I’ll spend months plotting and planning the best way to make you mine.

  3. Eh girl you like snow? Because I plan on giving you a white christmas.

  4. Is that a catalyst in your plans, or are you just happy to see me?

  5. Hey babe, wanna come over to my place and compare prescription drug plans?

  6. Sometimes it seems like our plans make more sense than His. Don't take the bait.

  7. You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection.

  8. I have a dirty weekend planned.

    Do you know what I’m going to do? Three loads of laundry.

  9. I have a much better grand finale planned for you, I'll even buy you breakfast.

  10. I plan on firing off all my web fluid by the time this night is over. Care to dance?

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Funny planned pickup lines

It’s great that you’re good with kids..
Because I plan on leaving mine all over your face tonight

I was planning on going into general practice, but tonight we can practice internal medicine.

Are you looking to engage in a bilateral internal service consultation? Or straight to the action plan?

Do you plan on going to see Big Ben anytime soon, because he's right here in my pants.

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This is a funny Planned pickup line!

I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.

I'm planning to have a barbeque tonight
I'll bring the sausage you bring the buns

I’m planning a heist and I want you in the crew.

I known you have experience you already stole my heart.

I plan on being the man of your dreams...

Well, the wet ones at least..

I plan to ask a girl out. Here is a picture of her.

**Shows rear camera on phone**

Hey girl, are you the British economy?

Because I’ve got a plan to give you a weak pound.

Girl, are you an Arri 650?

Because I want to mount you on my light stand and plug you with my cord.

Open up those barn doors for me and let me see your beautiful hot bulbs.

Now don’t get too hot, I have a couple scrims I’m planning on slipping into you. Hang on, let me whip them out of my scrim bag.

You must be a pedestrian... you have right of way to my heart.

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Working Planned tinder opener

Saw this on IG today.

Drake would say you and I are ... God’s Plan...

Not mine but too good not to share.

Want to make travel plans that we are going to cancel?

Hope your not too fond of walking...

Beside I don't plan on letting you down any time soon...

You stole my heart like the rebellion stole the Death Star plans.

Hey girl, your eyes are so beautiful they are giving me astigmatism

I was planning on using this on my girlfriend but thought I would post it here just to see if this is a good compliment

Call me Covid-19

B'coz i cancel your all plans.

What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around

Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*

Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

Hey baby do you have a sister?

Cause I'd like you in my bed but I need a back up plan.

I was planning to buy sunglasses untill I saw you.

Cause I would you let sit on my face no matter what the weather's like.

The difference between you and your homework

I never planned upon doing your homework

Let's take this relationship from concept to construction.