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Top 41 Laid Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Laid pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. When I 1st laid eyes on you, I immediately signed up to be an organ donor. Do you know why?

    Because I want to give my heart to you

  2. Fuck me if I am wrong

    But I do have a chance of getting laid with you,right?

  3. When I first laid eyes on you, you made my heart beat like a fancy dance song.

  4. Let me show you the difference between "lay" and "laid".

  5. The first time I laid eyes on you will always be A Day To Remember.

  6. You'd look a lot better if you were properly laid out.

  7. Baby, are you an egg?

    Because you look like you need to get laid.

  8. When I first laid my eyes on you was at the powwow, I remember because you made my heart beat like a fancy dance song!

  9. I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.

  10. This is an original. I came up with on the spot

    This was many years ago maybe 1981 or 82.
    I was dancing with girl at a club. She seemed nice and she did agree to dance with me. So I wanted to say something cleaver and out of nowhere, I am Like “Would you ever consider having sex with a Complete Stranger” she gets this puzzled look and says No!
    Well than allow me to introduce myself, My name is Michael and I offer her my hand. She laughed and shock my hand and gave me her name. I said now we are not strangers. She laughed again. It didn’t get me laid that night, but that night lead to another date and eventually into her pants.

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How to get laid in 5 esay steps
1 find a girl.

2 get her a drink

3 think of the best pick up line, better than anyone has ever thought of.

4 for repeat what you said in your head. "Are you my pinky toe, cuz your cute, little, and I know I'm gonna smash you against the coffee table later🥴"

5 get laid

Are you trash?

Cuz i just wanna take you out.

PS: it actually worked last night and i got laid again...

Baby, you wanna get Chipot-laid tonight?

Insert pick up line.Wanna get laid?TOTALLY!Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.

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When im eighty, I'll look back on three big things in my life: getting married, having kids and the first time I laid eyes on you.

Instantly get laid
You: what does the fox say?

her: ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

you: that's the sound my dick makes

I'd swim to Hawaii just to be laid by you.

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Kinda weak, but it's gotten me laid more than once.

Hey girl, are you a plumber?

Cause I have a pipe that needs to be laid!

Did you just get laid off? It's ok, you can still get laid in my bed.

How to get laid as a bartender?

I'm working as a bartender. I've always been super introverted but finnaly start coming out of my shell. My friends always say "you must get laid a lot!" I don't. Girls just ask me to give them free drinks and stuff. Never numbers.

How can I learn to game in the bar? Any lines, questions, interest peaking material.

If you were me. How would you do it. And what would you say to women?


I put my work first. So I can't give booze away for free since I'll get fired.

You have the most fertile birthing hips I have ever laid eyes upon.

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Working Laid tinder opener

Hey girl do i smell chips?

Because your about to get Frito Laid

Hey, It is getting late.

Let’s go to my place and get laid.

How to get laid tonight?

How to get laid?

1. Lay on the bed.

2. Wait for an hour until Lay becomes past tense

What's the longest you've ever held your breath?

That's not nearly as long as how breath-taken I was when I laid my eyes on you.

To be Franc, I’ve Benin love with you since I first laid eyes on you.

I haven't gotten laid in 4 years, 3 months, and 12 days, plus-or-minus 2 days. Would you care to check my error bars?

You know, if you wanna get laid, you really don't have to pretend to be interested in the pyramid scan. I mean, you could just say, 'Hey, I'm trying to get laid'... Are you a robot? (Prometheus)

When I'm eighty, I'll look back on three big things in my lifes: getting married, having kids and the first time I laid eyes on you.

That's the finest pirate booty I've ever laid eyes on.

Have you been laid recently? Because I have a charge 8 stick with your name on it.

Girl: "In all of my years, I've never laid eyes on a more attractive, sensitive, and understanding man. With all of my heart, I adore you. Your eyes are pools of heavenly water, teeming with life and love; your succulent smile crafted as elegantly as Mona Lisa's. Your words could move nations; your voice could soothe beasts. Do me the ultimate pleasure of accepting my eternal devotion to you."
Boy: "I'm gay."