Are you an egg?

'cause I think you're ready to get laid

Baby, are you an egg?

Because you look like you need to get laid.

We are presents for each other, it's time to get laid under the tree.

When I first laid my eyes on you was at the powwow, I remember because you made my heart beat like a fancy dance song!

Babe do you like train tracks? Because you are about to get laid.

Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!

"Wow, getting laid every second day? Sounds exhausting. Ever tried laying down a good book instead? Just kidding!"

"My heart just swiped right on your profile, can you blame it? You're the most captivating masterpiece I've ever laid eyes on."

"Sounds like an exhausting schedule. How about we slow down and enjoy quality over quantity?"

"From the moment I saw you, I knew there was something special. Let's make this crazy love story a reality."

Are you made of poha? Because you're the most delightful dish I've ever laid eyes on.

"Are you a strawberry? Because you're the sweetest and juiciest thing I've ever laid my eyes on."

"Do you believe in destiny? Because I must've hit 'Hero' on shuffle the moment I laid eyes on you."

"If we're counting, half the times I've blinked didn't matter, until I laid eyes on you."

"Are you the North African Campaign? Because my heart's been under siege since I laid eyes on you."

"Are you made of sugar? Because you are definitely the sweetest thing I've ever laid eyes on."

"Is that green pendant your traffic light to singlehood? Because I'm ready to drive into your heart."

"Wow, I'm struggling to find a calendar that can keep up with your busy schedule!"

"Your pendant switched colors, from fiery red to cool green; does that mean your heart is now up for a serene scene?"

"I noticed your pendant turned green, is that a signal for me to go ahead and make you mine?"

"Wow, sounds like you're quite popular! Can't help but wonder if I'd be able to change that schedule of yours."

"Is your favorite color red? Because my heart's been flashing a stop sign ever since I laid eyes on you."

"Are you made of microtubules? Because my heart's in perfect alignment with yours."

Is it just me, or are you the sweetest chubby bunny I've ever laid my eyes on?

"Is that new green pendant telling me you're as free as a leaf now? Because I'd love to fall for you."

"Is your name Papanasi? Because you're sweet, irresistible, and the best Romanian dessert I've ever laid eyes on."

"That's impressive! I just get laid... in bed. Every second, every minute, every hour. I'm a professional sleeper."

That's the spirit! I admire your laid-back vibe—it really shines through in our chats. If you could pick any adventure right now, what would it be?

"I couldn't help but notice your pendant switched from red hot to green envy. Is that a signal you're on the market?"

"Wow, you must be a great catch! I prefer quality interactions over quantity though, care to show me the difference?"

Like a rare gem in the sky, your presence makes my heart fly.

"Wow, you're quite popular then! Let's see if we can find something more meaningful together."

"Your pendant's green now, does that mean your heart's open for a new adventure?"

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot, and I want s'more of your tinder profiles."

"Can I borrow a kiss, miss? I promise to keep it casual, just like a laid back Sunday with an old-school twist."

Did you fall from heaven into a golden egg? Because you're the most precious thing I've ever laid eyes on.

"Wow, you must have a really good relationship with your mattress then! I only get to see mine at night."

"Wow, quite the busy schedule you have! I prefer to focus on quality connections rather than quantity, don't you agree?"

"Hey, does the green pendant mean go? Because your beauty is making my heart race."

"Even with that cream on your face, you're still the sexiest constellation I've ever laid eyes on."

"Are you the world? Because I've been spinning since the moment I laid eyes on you."

"Wow, with your mattress? I bet it's the most committed relationship you have!"

Are you trash?

Cuz i just wanna take you out.

PS: it actually worked last night and i got laid again...

"I noticed your pendant went from fiery red to serene green. Did your relationship status take a similar turn?"

"Hey Jess Marie, is your name a race? Because my heart's been galloping since I laid eyes on you."

"That smile with your laid-back style is a lethal combo; it's making me wish I could join your bath time party."

"Daily? You and your blanket must have a solid bond then!"

You must be a fart, because you took my breath away the moment I laid eyes on you.

"Is your name Actin? Because you’ve got me feeling all kinds of cellular attraction."

"Is your hair touched by moonlight, or are you just the most enchanting silver fox I've ever laid my eyes on?"

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes since the day we met."

"Are you made of chocolate? Because you're the sweetest thing I've ever laid eyes on."

"Are you a regulation? Because I've been following your rules ever since I laid eyes on you."

"Wow! Must say, it takes a certain charm to keep up with such pace. But I value quality connections over quantity."

"Impressive! But tell me, ever considered making room in your busy schedule for something truly memorable?"

"Darn, with all that laying, you're practically a hen. How many eggs are we expecting?"

"Hope your washing machine is keeping up, mine goes on strike after laundry day number two!"

"Just like June 4th, '89, you've made history by being the most breathtaking vision I've ever laid eyes on."

"I may not know you well yet, but my heart has already decided it loves you. Can I get to know you better?"

Can I be your prey? Because you're the most appetizing thing I've ever laid eyes on.

"If your looks can kill, let's commit a sin, and turn our match into a burning passion."

"You swapped your red pendant for green; is it because you're giving me the green light to move in closer?"

Chilling is my middle name. Just kidding, it's actually Steve. But I'm down for some laid-back hangouts!

Are you a fashion icon? Because you're the most stylish horror movie lover I've ever laid eyes on.

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Because I've been admiring you since the moment we met."

"Your hair might be bristling with branches, and your gems may be blood-red, but girl, you're the most bewitchingly beautiful sight I've ever laid eyes upon."

"Are you a marathon? Because my heart has been racing since I laid eyes on you."

"Are you a shuttlecock? Because my heart's been flying high since I first laid eyes on you."

Excuse me, but I think we were destined to meet. Can I have the honor of getting to know you better?

"Do you believe in love at first sight? Because since I saw you, my heart hasn't stopped smiling."

Baby, you wanna get Chipot-laid tonight?

"Are you made of microtubules? Because whenever I see you, my heart's cytoskeleton just can't hold itself together."

"So you've changed your pendant from fiery red to single-ready green, is it a signal for this lonely heart?"

"Every second day huh? So on the off days, are you just practicing your pillow talk or...?"

"Every second day? I guess that's why they call it 'taking a bedding break.'"

"Switched from red to green? Does that mean my love path to you just got the green light?"

"Is that green pendant a traffic light saying you're free? Because, darling, you're causing quite the hold-up in my heart."

"Are you a goose? Because whenever you're around, I feel like I've just laid the golden egg of happiness."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. Because from day one, I've only had eyes for you."

"Your pendant's gone from red hot to cool green - is that your signal you're ready to mingle?"

Are you made of cotton? Because you're the softest thing I've ever laid eyes on, Izzy.

"Are you a spell? Because I've been enchanted ever since I laid eyes on you, my prince."

"Are you made in Italy? Because you're definitely the finest piece of art I've ever laid eyes on."

Are you a pastry? Because you're the sweetest treat I've ever laid eyes on.

Insert pick up line.Wanna get laid?TOTALLY!Crawl up a chicken's kiss and wait.

"Your smile ignites the stars, a brilliant spark so rare,
In your light, I find my heart laid bare."

"Chickens lay eggs but your smile just laid the foundation to my heart. Will you be my omelette in this scramble?"

"Everyday? Sounds like you're a hen. Hope you're getting your calcium, those eggshells won't build themselves!"

"That green pendant looks stunning on you, just like how you'd look stunning in a relationship with me."

"Did your booty ache from falling from heaven? You're the finest angel I've ever laid eyes on."

"Oh, I feel the stars align, in this dance of fate so fine. Your charm's a treasure, bright and rare; choosing you? A dream laid bare."

"Is your name Actin? Because my world feels more dynamic every time you're around."

"They say love is blind, but I can clearly see that you're the most beautiful person here. Can I have the pleasure of getting to know you?"

"Being single has been my choice, until the moment I laid eyes on you."

"Noticed your pendant's gone green, it matches my envy. Is that a fashion statement or an invitation for suitors?"

Your grace is unmatched, a queen in the shade, a modern-day Hades couldn't resist your allure laid.

"Did your memory just fall from heaven? Because I can't forget the moment I laid eyes on you."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Because I can't seem to get you out of my mind."

"Just like in a marathon, my heart started racing the second I laid my eyes on your toned physique."

"Your beauty could light up the darkest corners of Tinder, how about we illuminate the real world together?"

"Are you a ghost? Because my heart's been haunted by your beauty since the moment I laid eyes on you."

"Is your name Memory? Because I can't seem to forget the moment I laid eyes on you."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your cytoplasm!"

"You must be from Manila, because my heart has been 'Manila-ting' ever since I laid eyes on you."

"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you from the moment I saw you."

"Can you sew a patch on my heart? It's been torn since I laid my eyes on your captivating beauty."

"Your pendant switched from red to green, just like a traffic light. Should I take that as my 'go' signal?"

Hey, wanna pretend to be Christmas presents?

And get laid under the tree ;)

Are you a cat? Because you just made me purr-sue you all night long.

From the moment I saw you, I knew there was something special about you. Care to explore that together?

"Is your favorite color blue? Because I've been feeling blue, until the moment I laid eyes on you."

"Are we both on Tinder? Because we're a match that could set the world on fire!"

"Is your name Art? Because my heart has been drawn to your cool vibe since I first laid eyes on you."

Is it just me, or are you the most duckylicious creature I've ever laid eyes on?

"That's impressive! I specialize in laying back with a good book most days."

"Is your name Tradition? Because I've got this preppy charm that loves to make classic things look incredibly cool."

"Well, I hope you're talking about laying down a new skill or habit. I have a knack for learning guitar strings everyday."

"Well, that's quite a schedule! Guess I better time my texts carefully then, wouldn't want to interrupt!"

"Your smile lights up my screen, imagine what it could do to my bedroom tonight."

"Well, it seems like your calendar is busier than a politician's during election season!"

Riding this train of life just got better, now that I've laid eyes on you.

Is it hot in here or is it just you, the sexiest secretary I've ever laid eyes on?

Are you a baker? Because you're the sweetest thing I've ever laid eyes on.

Are you a millionaire? Because you're the richest thing I've ever laid my eyes on.

Is your name Hershey? Because you're the sweetest thing I've laid my eyes on.

"Are you a marathon? Because my heart's been racing since I laid eyes on those stunning feet of yours."

"I noticed your pendant turn green, is that a traffic light telling me to go ahead with my intentions?"

You must be a dessert, because you're the sweetest thing I've ever laid eyes on.

Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart the moment I laid eyes on you.

"Wow, that's impressive! You must have a really demanding job at the chicken farm, huh?"

"Are you David Laid? Because with those gains, I might need a gym membership just to keep up with your hater vibes!"