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Top 42 Laid Pick Up lines

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  1. When I 1st laid eyes on you, I immediately signed up to be an organ donor. Do you know why?

    Because I want to give my heart to you

  2. Fuck me if I am wrong

    But I do have a chance of getting laid with you,right?

  3. When I first laid eyes on you, you made my heart beat like a fancy dance song.

  4. Let me show you the difference between "lay" and "laid".

  5. The first time I laid eyes on you will always be A Day To Remember.

  6. You'd look a lot better if you were properly laid out.

  7. Baby, are you an egg?

    Because you look like you need to get laid.

  8. When I first laid my eyes on you was at the powwow, I remember because you made my heart beat like a fancy dance song!

  9. I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.

  10. This is an original. I came up with on the spot

    This was many years ago maybe 1981 or 82.
    I was dancing with girl at a club. She seemed nice and she did agree to dance with me. So I wanted to say something cleaver and out of nowhere, I am Like “Would you ever consider having sex with a Complete Stranger” she gets this puzzled look and says No!
    Well than allow me to introduce myself, My name is Michael and I offer her my hand. She laughed and shock my hand and gave me her name. I said now we are not strangers. She laughed again. It didn’t get me laid that night, but that night lead to another date and eventually into her pants.

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How to get laid in 5 esay steps
1 find a girl.

2 get her a drink

3 think of the best pick up line, better than anyone has ever thought of.

4 for repeat what you said in your head. "Are you my pinky toe, cuz your cute, little, and I know I'm gonna smash you against the coffee table later🥴"

5 get laid

Are you trash?

Cuz i just wanna take you out.

PS: it actually worked last night and i got laid again...

Baby, you wanna get Chipot-laid tonight?

Insert pick up line.Wanna get laid?TOTALLY!Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.

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When im eighty, I'll look back on three big things in my life: getting married, having kids and the first time I laid eyes on you.

Instantly get laid
You: what does the fox say?

her: ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

you: that's the sound my dick makes

I'd swim to Hawaii just to be laid by you.

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Kinda weak, but it's gotten me laid more than once.

Hey girl, are you a plumber?

Cause I have a pipe that needs to be laid!

Did you just get laid off? It's ok, you can still get laid in my bed.

You have the most fertile birthing hips I have ever laid eyes upon.

How to get laid as a bartender?

I'm working as a bartender. I've always been super introverted but finnaly start coming out of my shell. My friends always say "you must get laid a lot!" I don't. Girls just ask me to give them free drinks and stuff. Never numbers.

How can I learn to game in the bar? Any lines, questions, interest peaking material.

If you were me. How would you do it. And what would you say to women?


I put my work first. So I can't give booze away for free since I'll get fired.

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Hey girl do i smell chips?

Because your about to get Frito Laid

To be Franc, I’ve Benin love with you since I first laid eyes on you.

Hey, It is getting late.

Let’s go to my place and get laid.

How to get laid tonight?

How to get laid?

1. Lay on the bed.

2. Wait for an hour until Lay becomes past tense

Girls like my booty and my penis is small

But i only cuddle with them because im very sensitive, how do i get laid?

thanks guys

When I'm eighty, I'll look back on three big things in my lifes: getting married, having kids and the first time I laid eyes on you.

That's the finest pirate booty I've ever laid eyes on.

DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR INNER BELIEFS?

This is not a process that comes in one day.

This is how I went about it.

One thing you must do is to be constantly learning.

Watch and follow different people and coaches and try to take and adapt the information to your specific situation.

You must be always questioning what they are saying don´t just accept what they say at face value.

Even experts have their own blind spots!!

While I was gaming, I was following different people with different approaches, then question those approaches and take my own conclusions.

So how did I shift my paradigm?

I was always curious.

You reinforce the paradigm you are in when you do it over and over again, and that happens because you do not question it.

For me it was always about questioning.

When I saw other behaviors, I asked:

“Where am I doing that?"

"Where am I acting like that?”

It is easier to watch others and see where they are fucking up but much harder to be self-aware and see where you are fucking up.

Until you bring it to your awareness!!

Being curious about your own mindset, your own thoughts, your own emotions. Ask “why should I feel like this or why I assume this is normal.

Is there a way to see myself that is better?

I Was always questioning myself and pushing.

Don´t assume what you are doing is the right thing, and that what you are doing is the best you can do. Always question it.

Is what I am doing the best thing I could be doing?

What alternatives are there?

What reality am I assuming to be true?

For example, there is the belief that game is painful and hard.

Is it really?

Or is what you are doing, and your perception that gives you that idea?

Maybe if you shift your perception this can help you perceive it has fun.

You can see rejection has a negative outcome of the interaction. Or you can see has you are playing a video game and you went up one experience point in your journey and your character is becoming stronger each interaction you go in.

Instead of just thinking what “did I do wrong. I am so stupid”. You can think “what was fun in this interaction?”

Shifting your perception can help you change your beliefs about yourself and what you are doing.

Are you always questioning yourself: “WHY AM I DOING THIS?”

A great and enlightening exercise is to Ask why I am doing this and go to the bottom of it- ask “WHY” several times in a row (at least 5 times) until you reach the deepest why.

After asking these questions constantly after some time I realized that one of the main reasons I was gaming was that I was looking for validation from woman and the man in the community.

I realized I was in for the wrong reasons and I was not really enjoying the process.

Even when I got laid, I was not enjoying it, I was elsewhere, thinking I was getting another lay count.

When I started to question those things, I stopped looking for validation. Once you realize this and let go of it, your Game starts improving. You become less worried about the outcomes of the interaction and what other people will think.

Women start feeling it that you are more present, and less needy.

What happens is that you feel less the need to try to control the outcome and you are carefree of it. The more you release of the need to try to control everything the better are your results. Seems counter intuitive but it is what I experienced.

Because you are not good enough you think you always must keep talking. You’re afraid she is going to go away. If you get rid of that fear, do what you feel like doing. Paradoxically that is what is going to get you laid more.

You must start being aware of your thoughts and how you feel, then you must start thinking that you are good enough. This comes with time while taking action and getting better, your confidence will improve, and your beliefs will shift.

When you believe that you are good enough and lose the need to try and control the outcomes is when you have more control and you EXPLODE your results.

Hope it was helpful

Peace

Wanna get laid?

TOTALLY!
Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.

Girl: "In all of my years, I've never laid eyes on a more attractive, sensitive, and understanding man. With all of my heart, I adore you. Your eyes are pools of heavenly water, teeming with life and love; your succulent smile crafted as elegantly as Mona Lisa's. Your words could move nations; your voice could soothe beasts. Do me the ultimate pleasure of accepting my eternal devotion to you."
Boy: "I'm gay."

How do I know I’ll get laid at the end of the night?¿

“Because I’m bigger than you...”