The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or boys at Tinder and chat

42 Laid Pick Up lines

Have you been trying to pick up that hot girl or guy with the right pick up lines? Find the best funny and sexy pick up lines. These laid back pick up lines will help you. They feature common phrases used in bed with variations and twists.

Best Working Laid Pickup Lines

A good Laid hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. When I 1st laid eyes on you, I immediately signed up to be an o**... donor. Do you know why?

    Because I want to give my heart to you

  2. Im not sure anyone on this sub has actually been laid

  3. When I first laid eyes on you, you made my heart beat like a fancy dance song.

  4. Let me show you the difference between "lay" and "laid".

  5. The first time I laid eyes on you will always be A Day To Remember.

  6. You'd look a lot better if you were properly laid out.

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What is a good Laid pickup line?

Short and cute laid pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about laid are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Are you an egg?

'cause I think you're ready to get laid

Baby, are you an egg?

Because you look like you need to get laid.

We are presents for each other, it's time to get laid under the tree.

When I first laid my eyes on you was at the powwow, I remember because you made my heart beat like a fancy dance song!

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Smooth Laid pickup line

Babe do you like train tracks? Because you are about to get laid.

I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.

Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!

Cheesy laid Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

How to get laid in 5 esay steps

1 find a girl.

2 get her a drink

3 think of the best pick up line, better than anyone has ever thought of.

4 for repeat what you said in your head. "Are you my pinky toe, cuz your cute, little, and I know I'm gonna smash you against the coffee table later🥴"

5 get laid

Are you trash?

Cuz i just wanna take you out.

PS: it actually worked last night and i got laid again...

Baby, you wanna get Chipot-laid tonight?

Insert pick up line.Wanna get laid?TOTALLY!Crawl up a chicken's kiss and wait.

Hey, wanna pretend to be Christmas presents?

And get laid under the tree ;)

When im eighty, I'll look back on three big things in my life: getting married, having kids and the first time I laid eyes on you.

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Working Laid tinder opener

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Kinda weak, but it's gotten me laid more than once.

Corny laid Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Laid conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Hey girl, are you a plumber?

Cause I have a pipe that needs to be laid!

Did you just get laid off? It's ok, you can still get laid in my bed.

You have the most fertile birthing hips I have ever laid eyes upon.

How to get laid as a bartender?

I'm working as a bartender. I've always been super introverted but finnaly start coming out of my shell. My friends always say "you must get laid a lot!" I don't. Girls just ask me to give them free drinks and stuff. Never numbers.

How can I learn to game in the bar? Any lines, questions, interest peaking material.

If you were me. How would you do it. And what would you say to women?

I put my work first. So I can't give booze away for free since I'll get fired.

What's the longest you've ever held your breath?
That's not nearly as long as how breath-taken I was when I laid my eyes on you.

Hey, It is getting late.

Let’s go to my place and get laid.

How to get laid tonight?

How to get laid?

1. Lay on the bed.

2. Wait for an hour until Lay becomes past tense

Hey girl do i smell chips?

Because your about to get Frito Laid

To be Franc, I’ve Benin love with you since I first laid eyes on you.

How do I know I’ll get laid at the end of the night?¿

“Because I’m bigger than you...”

From the first moment I laid eyes on you, I could never see the end. (Farscape, Bad Timing)

You are so hot girl that when I first laid eyes on you, I reached a runtime error.

A good laid Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Laid hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Have you been laid recently? Because I have a charge 8 stick with your name on it.

Wanna get laid?

Crawl up a chicken's kiss and wait.

Girl: "In all of my years, I've never laid eyes on a more attractive, sensitive, and understanding man. With all of my heart, I adore you. Your eyes are pools of heavenly water, teeming with life and love; your succulent smile crafted as elegantly as Mona Lisa's. Your words could move nations; your voice could soothe beasts. Do me the ultimate pleasure of accepting my eternal devotion to you."
Boy: "I'm gay."

You fleched right into my heart the moment I laid eyes on you!

That's the finest pirate booty I've ever laid eyes on.

When I'm eighty, I'll look back on three big things in my lifes: getting married, having kids and the first time I laid eyes on you.

You know, if you wanna get laid, you really don't have to pretend to be interested in the pyramid scan. I mean, you could just say, 'Hey, I'm trying to get laid'... Are you a robot? (Prometheus)

I haven't gotten laid in 4 years, 3 months, and 12 days, plus-or-minus 2 days. Would you care to check my error bars?

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Laid love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Laid chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.