The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 41 Laid Pick Up lines

Have you been trying to pick up that hot girl or guy with the right pick up lines? Find the best funny and sexy pick up lines. These laid back pick up lines will help you. They feature common phrases used in bed with variations and twists.

  1. When I 1st laid eyes on you, I immediately signed up to be an organ donor. Do you know why?

    Because I want to give my heart to you

  2. When I first laid eyes on you, you made my heart beat like a fancy dance song.

  3. Let me show you the difference between "lay" and "laid".

  4. The first time I laid eyes on you will always be A Day To Remember.

  5. You'd look a lot better if you were properly laid out.

  6. Are you an egg?

    'cause I think you're ready to get laid

  7. Baby, are you an egg?

    Because you look like you need to get laid.

  8. We are presents for each other, it's time to get laid under the tree.

  9. When I first laid my eyes on you was at the powwow, I remember because you made my heart beat like a fancy dance song!

  10. Babe I feel like I am an egg tonight. Because I am about to get laid.


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What is a Laid pickup line?

Working laid pickup lines

Babe do you like train tracks? Because you are about to get laid.

I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.

Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!

How to get laid in 5 esay steps

1 find a girl.

2 get her a drink

3 think of the best pick up line, better than anyone has ever thought of.

4 for repeat what you said in your head. "Are you my pinky toe, cuz your cute, little, and I know I'm gonna smash you against the coffee table later🥴"

5 get laid

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This is a funny Laid pickup line!

Baby, you wanna get Chipot-laid tonight?

Insert pick up line.Wanna get laid?TOTALLY!Crawl up a chicken's kiss and wait.

Hey, wanna pretend to be Christmas presents?

And get laid under the tree ;)

When im eighty, I'll look back on three big things in my life: getting married, having kids and the first time I laid eyes on you.

I'd swim to Hawaii just to be laid by you.

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Kinda weak, but it's gotten me laid more than once.

Hey girl, are you a plumber?

Cause I have a pipe that needs to be laid!

Did you just get laid off? It's ok, you can still get laid in my bed.

laid pickup line
Working Laid tinder opener

You have the most fertile birthing hips I have ever laid eyes upon.

How to get laid tonight?

How to get laid?

1. Lay on the bed.

2. Wait for an hour until Lay becomes past tense

What's the longest you've ever held your breath?

That's not nearly as long as how breath-taken I was when I laid my eyes on you.

Hey, It is getting late.

Let’s go to my place and get laid.

Hey girl do i smell chips?

Because your about to get Frito Laid

To be Franc, I’ve Benin love with you since I first laid eyes on you.

That's the finest pirate booty I've ever laid eyes on.

When I'm eighty, I'll look back on three big things in my lifes: getting married, having kids and the first time I laid eyes on you.

You know, if you wanna get laid, you really don't have to pretend to be interested in the pyramid scan. I mean, you could just say, 'Hey, I'm trying to get laid'... Are you a robot? (Prometheus)

I haven't gotten laid in 4 years, 3 months, and 12 days, plus-or-minus 2 days. Would you care to check my error bars?

From the first moment I laid eyes on you, I could never see the end. (Farscape, Bad Timing)