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Top 31 Brought Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Brought chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Good thing I brought my libary card, Cause I'm checking you out!

  2. You better get your engine started, 'cause here I come... and I've brought company.

  3. I brought an extra air mattress, would like to lay out in the pool with me?

  4. Oh, I see you brought a facehugger. How about I just hug your face instead...with my thighs baby.

  5. Are you Dr. Frankenstein? Because you just brought my monster to life.

  6. You brought me dinner, can I bring you breakfast?

  7. I have protection. I brought my angel blade.

  8. Corny - Hey girl I'm glad I brought my library card

    ....because I really enjoy checking you out.

  9. Girl, I’m glad I brought my library card, ’cause I’m checking you out!

  10. I should have brought my oxygen tank because you take my breath away.

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Funny brought pickup lines

Are you the sun?
Because.. you hurt my eyes and I avoid looking at you at all costs

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I see you've brought up my penis.

I like that in a woman.

I'm glad I brought my library card...

Cause I'm checking you out.

I brought extra earplugs. For the other dorm room guests.

Until I met you depression had total dictatorship over me...

But when I saw you, your smile brought a revolution to my heart.

The Action Hero

A little backstory to this one.

One of my biggest pet peeves is when I don’t get a “thank you” from someone I held a door open for in public. I brought this up in conversation to someone who studied psychology and he told me that people are generally preoccupied with their thoughts and aren’t consciously aware of their surroundings, so they are pretty much in “auto pilot” mode.

I decided to test this, so the next time I opened the door for someone, instead of just holding it open without saying a word, I would say, “Here. Let me get that for you.” Boom! “Thank you!” The guy I talked to was right. These people just needed to be awaken back into reality.

I started getting creative after this. I am happily married, so I don’t go around using pickup lines, but I think this has potential...

I call this, **The Action Hero**

Spot out a woman you’d like to meet walking into a public place. Try to get to the door before she does. Pretend you’re starring in an action film. Grab the door and act like it’s real heavy. Really act like you’re struggling. Turn to the woman and exclaim with a dramatic dialogue like, “Just save yourself! Don’t worry about me! Hurry! Can’t...Hold it...Much...Longer!” Once she makes it inside, dramatically close the door behind you, act like you’re out of breath (fall to the ground if you’re feeling extra daring) and say something like, “Whew! That was a close one!” Make your introduction.

I have actually done this and it always gets a laugh. I have not used it to pick up or hit on women, but I think it has potential. It’s definitely unique and people will definitely remember you.

Feel free to use. I only ask you to inform me of any results you get.

Longish and not that original
*meant for parties and places that aren't random*
Hey, sorry to bother you but I could've sworn I'd seen you somewhere before and can't put my finger on when.
(She says she doesn't remember you)
You sure? Could've sworn when I flatlined at the hospital you were the angel that brought me back. Anyways, meeting you made my heart stop.

I hope you brought Sudafed...

...because you’re about to get stuffed up.

Girl, were u brought up in a farm.

Cuz you sure know how to raise cocks.

Are you a fan of My Chemical Romance?

Cause I brought you my bullets and you can bring me your love

Is there an office party today?

Because you brought cake to work

I wish I'd brought my towel, can I share yours?

Don't worry about a thing, I brought a protective rubber tip.

I was following the indicator of where to score and it brought me to you.

For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.

Hope you brought your A-game, because tonight will be scandalous. (Recess)

Oh, my sweet Knight! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

You brought so much good food, I wonder what we can do with it all…

I brought you a small spoon, in case you wanted to sample my flavor.

You brought me lunch, can I bring you dinner?