Top 27 Introduce Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Introduce pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Hey, would you mind if I introduced you to my...Seeds of Doom?
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Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
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Lima introduce you to my mum, you Arequipa...
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99,99% succesfull :^)
Me: Hey i have a question and i need a womans advice.
Her: sure whats up?
Me: Lets say i see really cute girl do i go up and talk to her or is that too direct. :c
Her: (99% of them say): you should totally go talk to her
Me: introduces myself
Gl guys try this out. -
Comrade allow me to introduce u to a MP. Not a member of parlement, but a Member of my Pants.
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Would you ever consider having sex with a Complete Stranger
No.
My name is Michael -
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon
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Have you ever seen the Avengers? Well I'd like to introduce you to Thor's hammer. (Thor)
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Do you know who are the Fantastic Four? No?
Let me list it for you:
* my lips
* my fingers
* my tongue and
* my thing
So, when can I introduce you to these superheroes?
Funny introduce pickup lines
I am pretty sure I am going to fail this exam.
Why.
I cannot seem to focus because you are stealing all of my attention and i cannot keep my eyes off of you
If I were a king, I would have introduced coins minted with your photo in my kingdom...
Let me introduce myself by refering to condition of people after they smoke a joint.
Hi...
Risky line that could pay off big-time
"I'm not worthy of a woman like you, but let me introduce you to my best friend, who might be."
Spontaneous eye is a sign ....
...that two people should talk.
I had an epiphany today and thought I'd share with you all.
Ive come to the realization that a guy should never resist from talking to the girl he finds attractive, I mean ever. Whether it's a stranger or a chick from your social circle. You can take it as far you want but the least he must do it introduce himself. Otherwise he's not man enough. It's feminine to hold your impulse, have second thoughts and conspire within. Blast your approach anxiety and put yourself out there. That's how become more masculine, more confident and be the man.
If you don't go for what you want, some asshole will.
Don't wait for your soulmate and waste your life. Don't be choosy, Attraction should be clue enough to make a move. If the girl's personality or nature sucks you can always next her later.
Just my 2 cents for my Bros.
Cheers
bRo.
If being beautiful was a crime
(You would be public enemy number 1) ,proceed to advance the conversation or introduce youself depending on the situation, haven't seen this one but deffo heard it its a classic
Good one or not?
Let’s say I introduce myself to a woman, and when I shake their hand say “I feel like I’m shaking a dog’s paw, makes sense because you seem like a bitch”
If you were a reindeer, you'd be Cupid, because your friend is looking fine tonight. Can you introduce me?
I asked my friend to introduce us, but she says she doesn't know you.
I understand you're catholic, so pull down my zipper and I'll introduce you to my holy trinity.
Allow me to introduce myself: I am "borrower," and you must be "lender."
Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? (No) Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
I'm required by state law to introduce myself.
Hey Beauty, can I introduce you to my Beast?
Hi, I just wanted to introduce myself. I've been watching you for a looooong time