Top 26 Introduce Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Introduce pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

2. Hey, would you mind if I introduced you to my...Seeds of Doom?

3. Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

4. Lima introduce you to my mum, you Arequipa...

5. 99,99% succesfull :^)

   Me: Hey i have a question and i need a womans advice.
   
   Her: sure whats up?
   
   Me: Lets say i see really cute girl do i go up and talk to her or is that too direct. :c
   
   Her: (99% of them say): you should totally go talk to her
   
   Me: introduces myself
   
   
   Gl guys try this out.

6. Comrade allow me to introduce u to a MP. Not a member of parlement, but a Member of my Pants.

7. This is an original. I came up with on the spot

   This was many years ago maybe 1981 or 82.
   I was dancing with girl at a club. She seemed nice and she did agree to dance with me. So I wanted to say something cleaver and out of nowhere, I am Like “Would you ever consider having sex with a Complete Stranger” she gets this puzzled look and says No!
   Well than allow me to introduce myself, My name is Michael and I offer her my hand. She laughed and shock my hand and gave me her name. I said now we are not strangers. She laughed again. It didn’t get me laid that night, but that night lead to another date and eventually into her pants.

8. Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon

9. Have you ever seen the Avengers? Well I'd like to introduce you to Thor's hammer. (Thor)

10. Is this a good pickup line?

    I am in a real estate class with 60 other people. I am very attracted to a female in the class. We have made eye contact multiple times and she continues to look my direction. I assume she is single because she continues to play eye games with me. I was thinking about approaching her and introducing myself, then following with "I am pretty sure I am going to fail this exam." Then hopefully she will reply with "why" and i will proceed to explain how i cannot seem to focus because she is stealing all of my attention and i cannot keep my eyes off of her. (which honestly is kind of true.) Then i would ask her if she is single and see if she would like to go out sometime. Just curious what reddit thinks of this? should i go for it?

Funny introduce pickup lines

If I were a king, I would have introduced coins minted with your photo in my kingdom...

Let me introduce myself by refering to condition of people after they smoke a joint.

Hi...

Risky line that could pay off big-time

"I'm not worthy of a woman like you, but let me introduce you to my best friend, who might be."

Hi, you remind me of the first time I tryed sodomy.

Cause we aren't properly introduced.

If being beautiful was a crime

(You would be public enemy number 1) ,proceed to advance the conversation or introduce youself depending on the situation, haven't seen this one but deffo heard it its a classic

Good one or not?
Let’s say I introduce myself to a woman, and when I shake their hand say “I feel like I’m shaking a dog’s paw, makes sense because you seem like a bitch”

If you were a reindeer, you'd be Cupid, because your friend is looking fine tonight. Can you introduce me?

I asked my friend to introduce us, but she says she doesn't know you.

I understand you're catholic, so pull down my zipper and I'll introduce you to my holy trinity.

Allow me to introduce myself: I am "borrower," and you must be "lender."

Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? (No) Well then, allow me to introduce myself.

I’d really like to introduce my eel to your clam.

Hey Beauty, can I introduce you to my Beast?

Hi, I just wanted to introduce myself. I've been watching you for a looooong time