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Following is our collection of Introduce chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. Hey, would you mind if I introduced you to my...Seeds of Doom?

  2. Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

  3. Lima introduce you to my mum, you Arequipa...

  4. 99,99% succesfull :^)

    Me: Hey i have a question and i need a womans advice.

    Her: sure whats up?

    Me: Lets say i see really cute girl do i go up and talk to her or is that too direct. :c

    Her: (99% of them say): you should totally go talk to her

    Me: introduces myself


    Gl guys try this out.

  5. Comrade allow me to introduce u to a MP. Not a member of parlement, but a Member of my Pants.

  6. Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon

  7. Have you ever seen the Avengers? Well I'd like to introduce you to Thor's hammer. (Thor)

  8. Is this a good pickup line?

    I am in a real estate class with 60 other people. I am very attracted to a female in the class. We have made eye contact multiple times and she continues to look my direction. I assume she is single because she continues to play eye games with me. I was thinking about approaching her and introducing myself, then following with "I am pretty sure I am going to fail this exam." Then hopefully she will reply with "why" and i will proceed to explain how i cannot seem to focus because she is stealing all of my attention and i cannot keep my eyes off of her. (which honestly is kind of true.) Then i would ask her if she is single and see if she would like to go out sometime. Just curious what reddit thinks of this? should i go for it?

  9. If I were a king, I would have introduced coins minted with your photo in my kingdom...

  10. Let me introduce myself by refering to condition of people after they smoke a joint.

    Hi...

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"I'm not worthy of a woman like you, but let me introduce you to my best friend, who might be."

Hi, you remind me of the first time I tryed sodomy.

Cause we aren't properly introduced.

If being beautiful was a crime

(You would be public enemy number 1) ,proceed to advance the conversation or introduce youself depending on the situation, haven't seen this one but deffo heard it its a classic

Spontaneous eye is a sign ....

...that two people should talk.

I had an epiphany today and thought I'd share with you all.
Ive come to the realization that a guy should never resist from talking to the girl he finds attractive, I mean ever. Whether it's a stranger or a chick from your social circle. You can take it as far you want but the least he must do it introduce himself. Otherwise he's not man enough. It's feminine to hold your impulse, have second thoughts and conspire within. Blast your approach anxiety and put yourself out there. That's how become more masculine, more confident and be the man.
If you don't go for what you want, some asshole will.

Don't wait for your soulmate and waste your life. Don't be choosy, Attraction should be clue enough to make a move. If the girl's personality or nature sucks you can always next her later.

Just my 2 cents for my Bros.
Cheers
bRo.

Good one or not?

Let’s say I introduce myself to a woman, and when I shake their hand say “I feel like I’m shaking a dog’s paw, makes sense because you seem like a bitch”

Proven Formula for Picking Up Chicks

I have created the perfect formula for helping my guy friends pick up chicks in bars.

Men, all you need is one female friend or buddy’s girlfriend (let’s call her Hannah) to help and the hot chick you want to meet needs to be at the bar.

Step 1: Hannah goes up to bar next to the hot chick you want to pick up.
Step 2: Hannah compliments the hot chick on literally anything (“omg I love your hair color who is your stylist?” “wow that jacket is awesome, where can I find one” etc.). We all love talking to chicks who say nice things about us.
Step 3: While Hannah is chatting up hot girl on her right, you are buying three shots on her left.
Step 4: You offer a shot to Hannah while she is still chatting up hot chick.
Step 5: Hannah (loudly) claims she can’t find her boyfriend who the third shot was purchased for. Since Hannah and hot chick are now BFFs, she turns to hot chick and says the following “My friend Jake here bought my boyfriend and I a shot but we can’t find him anywhere, do you want to take it with us?” Introduce yourself. Offer hot girl the shot. Emphasize that Hannah’s boyfriend disappeared, etc.
Step 6: Hot girl ALWAYS says yes because hot girls at bars love free shots.
Step 7: Hannah takes a shot. Tells Lexi (all hot girls are named Lexi) it was nice to meet her, and dips out. You are left chatting up Lexi, buy her a drink, drunkenly make out with her in a corner after 2 hours, etc.p

Why does this work? 1. When Hannah compliments Lexi (aka hot chick), Lexi automatically likes Hannah and sees that she’s totally normal and super nice. 2. By you being friends with Hannah, it makes you seem like a regular cool guy and you must be great if you have such cool female friends. 3. Because you’re buying shots, you also seem like a pretty cool dude. Everyone loves the guy who buys people shots. 4. And most importantly, because Hannah lies about her boyfriend being in the bathroom or wherever, hot chick knows you two aren’t hooking and that Hannah is not a threat.

Hannah wins because she gets a free shot.
Lexi wins because she gets a free shot and gets to meet a cool person like yourself.
You win because awesome hot chicks like us let you buy us shots.

Go forth and conquer, my friends.

If you were a reindeer, you'd be Cupid, because your friend is looking fine tonight. Can you introduce me?

I asked my friend to introduce us, but she says she doesn't know you.

I understand you're catholic, so pull down my zipper and I'll introduce you to my holy trinity.

Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? (No) Well then, allow me to introduce myself.

I’d really like to introduce my eel to your clam.

I'm required by state law to introduce myself.

Hey Beauty, can I introduce you to my Beast?

Allow me to introduce myself: I am "borrower," and you must be "lender."

Hi, I just wanted to introduce myself. I've been watching you for a looooong time