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Top 21 Invent Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Invent chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Did you know that a person can’t invent a new face while dreaming.

    So thank you for giving me something beautiful to dream about tonight.

  2. Girl did you invent the telephone cause you are looking Alexander Damn Swell.

  3. Natures a lot better at inventing wonder than we are, and you're living proof.

  4. I invented the wheel. Want me to take you around town?

  5. I invented the Internet AND global warming.

  6. Your beauty is why God invented eyeballs, but your booty is why God invented my balls!

  7. Did you invent the plane?

    Because you seem Wright for me

  8. If time machines get invented during our lifetime, I'd go back to the 1870's, get a job creating typewriter keyboard layouts, and put U and I together.


  9. Did you invent the airplane? 'Cause...

    You seem Wright for me.

  10. Did you invent the airplane?

    Cause you're Wright for me.

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Did you invent the airplane?
Because you’re the Wright one for me

Did you invent fire?

Cause you're a caveman

Literally the 2 best pickup lines ever

Ok boys, these are not my own invention, but rather from a Key and Peele sketch. However, I have field tested them in real life, and I do have a 100% success rate with them or variations of them.
“Looking at you is like looking at a mountain creek after a spring thaw, simply refreshing!”
“You ladies are smoldering, just like the sun! And just as bright too, in those dresses!”
Change them up a little. For example:
“You are smoldering, just like the sun! And just bright too, with that smile.”

If you really want to, you can add in a little “What is your secret?” After initial delivery

Good luck boys!

Sweet music to my ears

Hey girl if music was invented by hitting on things then I'm going to be creating a perfect harmony by hitting on you.

Do you like Phil Collins? Because I can feel it cumming in the air tonight

If I could give you a rating my pretty young thing then you would be in the top 40

You say I have the moves like Jagger but later tonight you'll be Rolling Stones

Little known fact: St. Patrick invented green beer, peeing in the street and awkward introductions. Hi, I'm [insert name].

Yeah, well my people invented circumcision. You're welcome.

You are the reason that god invented boners.

What you call 'love' was invented by guys like me. To sell Nylons.

My people invented circumcision....Your Welcome

I invented the Naughty List…

O, somebody bring me a bucket of water ’cause I just found my muse of fire! Hey, baby, did you ever ascend the brightest heaven of invention?