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Top 27 Bought Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Bought pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Bought conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Just bought some weed

    Cuz, given that you're an angel from heaven, I need to get high

  2. I would have bought u a pair of pants for your birthday but I didn't see the point since they are gonna come off anyway.

  3. Hey there, I bought you some fair trade, organic, vegan chocolate.

  4. I bought some new hemp sheets, wanna try them out?

  5. Saw you working out hard so I bought you a water.

  6. Hey babe, can I buy you the drink your previous one night stand bought you.

  7. Just bought a clapper lamp you should come over and we can turn it into a strobe

    Just bought a clapper lamp you should come over and we can turn it into a strobe

  8. I bought you a gift for your birthday. It's another 8 cats.

  9. I’m really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped.

  10. Giraffe

    If you're struggling to start a conversation with a girl, go up to her, and say something random like "Hey I just bought a giraffe and need to hide it from the government, how do you think I should do that"

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Funny bought pickup lines

I bought you this drink
Because I heard a guy say he would spike yours (true story)

How to get this girl??

So I’m coming into a lot of money soon and I’m going to get a corvette (I’m 23). There is this girl from high school who I am in love with, we don’t talk thou. What could I say other than sounding flashy and being like “hey I just bought a Vette, dinner?” I’m not gonnna contact her until I get the Vette

Wanna date?

Because I bought a whole box when I went to Mecca.

Hey girl girl I bought Photoshop for the Magic Wand Tool 'cause I wanna make you my selection.

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Sister do you want a date? I bought a full packet when I went to Saudia.

Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.

Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?

No, it can't be bought it's something you're born with. That's what country is.

I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls? 

I bought you an everstone, because I love you just the way you are.

Good thing I just bought term life insurance… because I saw you and my heart stopped!

Hey, if I bought you a drink would you let me sit here for several hours and work on this screenplay?

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Hey babe. I bought the double penetration runes.

Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.

I bought you 12 roses for Valentine's Day - 11 real and 1 fake. I will love you until all of them die and wilt away.