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Top 28 Bought Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Bought chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Just bought some weed

    Cuz, given that you're an angel from heaven, I need to get high

    Edit : idk if the NSFW tag is really necessary, but here it is

  2. Hey, wanna good time? I bought some great Viagra back from Bali?

  3. I would have bought u a pair of pants for your birthday but I didn't see the point since they are gonna come off anyway.

  4. Hey there, I bought you some fair trade, organic, vegan chocolate.

  5. I bought some new hemp sheets, wanna try them out?

  6. Saw you working out hard so I bought you a water.

  7. Hey babe, can I buy you the drink your previous one night stand bought you.

  8. Just bought a clapper lamp you should come over and we can turn it into a strobe

    Just bought a clapper lamp you should come over and we can turn it into a strobe

  9. I bought you a gift for your birthday. It's another 8 cats.

  10. Giraffe

    If you're struggling to start a conversation with a girl, go up to her, and say something random like "Hey I just bought a giraffe and need to hide it from the government, how do you think I should do that"

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Funny bought pickup lines

Call me ben
Because all my girls are ten

Now in all seriousness am I the asshole here?


My sister just bought me a apple watch, it wasn't the newest so I was super pissed. Like what the hell? Who buys an apple product and not the newest? But anyway I was annoyed all day. It was my birthday and my dad bought me a new Ipad which was nice altough only the 128 GB version and I asked for the 256 GB.

So to the point. I was at the train station with my sister and my dad. And I put the Apple watch my sister gave me on craigslist for free to pick up. (Who's gonna use that trash LMAO) So my sister saw me do that. She got angry at me like what the hell? So as the train came up to the platform I pushed her in front of it.

I am now faced with charge of murder, like wtf she got what she deserved. I am now posting this from her funeral laughing my ass off.

Was I the asshole? I don't think I did wrong neither do my friends and 4 million instagram followers. This is just a waste of time smh...

Wanna date?

Because I bought a whole box when I went to Mecca.

I bought you this drink

Because I heard a guy say he would spike yours (true story)

How to get this girl??

So I’m coming into a lot of money soon and I’m going to get a corvette (I’m 23). There is this girl from high school who I am in love with, we don’t talk thou. What could I say other than sounding flashy and being like “hey I just bought a Vette, dinner?” I’m not gonnna contact her until I get the Vette

Have you seen the trailer for "We Bought A Zoo"?

Sister do you want a date? I bought a full packet when I went to Saudia.

Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.

Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?

No, it can't be bought it's something you're born with. That's what country is.

I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls? 

I bought you an everstone, because I love you just the way you are.

Good thing I just bought term life insurance… because I saw you and my heart stopped!

Hey, if I bought you a drink would you let me sit here for several hours and work on this screenplay?

I just bought a bass boat with cash … and it's a good thing, because you're quite a catch!

Hey babe. I bought the double penetration runes.

Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.

I bought you 12 roses for Valentine's Day - 11 real and 1 fake. I will love you until all of them die and wilt away.

Hey girl girl I bought Photoshop for the Magic Wand Tool 'cause I wanna make you my selection.