Top 50 Asked Pick Up lines

If I ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?

It's a paradox, whatever she says it's always yes to the date

Sorry to text you so early in the day

But my parents did ask me to focus on my future this morning ;)

Why didn't the 4 ask out the 10?

Because he was 2^2

Okay so I dmed a girl you win on her slutty Dorothy costume and she asked me “ what’s my prize”

Please help me reply I’m actually stuck and I can’t make it dirty lol

I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to leave...

you’re making the other girls look really bad.

I wrote you a poem

I wrote you a poem to tell you you’re cute

And you look mighty fine in a swim suit

Some would say you’re too hot for me

But I think we are meant to be.

Now coming to the end, may i ask for the snap?

Because that face id love to kiss

Don't call an offsides, I just wanted to ask you out!

Now I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want them answered immediately.

I would ask you out to the movies, but they don’t let snacks in

I usually don't ask a girl this question till she's pregnant. What's your name?

Stop asking Santa for the man of your dreams.

He tried to kidnap me 5 times this year.

Hey girl, I heard you are good at algebra, could you replace my x without asking y?

I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach sweetheart. And worms. And maggots. And...

I was going to ask you on a date to a restaurant

But I don’t think they’d appreciate me bringing my own meal

Asked her if she was todays date, was successful, now what

Had to take advantage of the opportunity to use the “are you todays date” line on 10/10, it worked, now I have no idea what to say.

I dreamed I blew up a shampoo factory. Hope it wasn’t yours because your hair looks perfect.

I came up with this and it’s made 2 girls blush. It’s a combo move so asking if you can feel her hair right after allows for a reason to touch her if she says you can. Feel a strand and maybe move to her face while complimenting her eyes if she’s receptive. Improvise.

I’d ask you your name, but I’m sure God didn’t name ALL the angels.

I asked Barack Obama if we could meet later , and I said Yes We Can!

Knock knock! Who’s there? Orange

Orange who? Orange you going to ask me to self-isolate with you?

I saw you and was so stunned, my friend asked "Dude, Guatemala with you?"

Guys i need some help!!

Okay! so i met this girl the other weekend. she was the bartender at my buddies wedding. turns out she owns the bartending company yadda yadda yadda. it was an all cash bar or venmo! anyway i find myself approaching the bar way more often than usual just to buy a drink and say something s**..., eventually planning on asking for her number. I couldnt think of what to say so i came up with the idea of leaving her a funny venmo memo with my number attached. fast forward 3 hours later, reception is over and we are out on the town having fun. I GET A TEXT! it worked!? and then i end up running into her. we chatted for awhile but my night was headed a different direction and i didnt want to make a fool of myself so i called it early and went home. a week has gone by, i never reached out because I am terrible at this stuff so i decided to leave it to the fates and let it go. JUST yesterday she added me on instagram!

Long story short ! i need a great one liner to break the ice and ask this girl out.

thanks in advance. sorry if this isnt allowed!!!

Recently lost 25 pounds had the confidence and dropped a line the other day.

I was checking out at a grocery store, there was a nice look lady in front of me seemed to be my age and the cashier didn't see her cart she asked if we were together, (she didn't see the little separator stick) I replied "We aren't yet", got a laugh and a number !!! BOOYAH!

I would ask u to dance but it uses too much energy!

Hey, how are you? :)

He/she replies: im good how bout you?

you reply: im kinda mad cos i just lost something ;(

he/she replies: oh what did you lose?

(them asking a genuine question not expecting anything)

you reply: i lost my breath when i look at you

then they be laughing and really enjoyed the pun. and some will blush.
totally works for me 99% of the time. you guys give it a try and let me know ;)

Asking for permission to enter friendly lines. Permission granted?

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

Hey can you can you for wing woman for me?

If she says yes: thanks now the person I want to ask out is right in front of me

If she says no: damm would of made it easier to ask you for your phone number

Works the other way around aswell

"Are you gay?"

"-What?! No! Why would you ask me that?!

"-Well, because you haven't convinced me otherwise yet."

Normally, I’d be asking you out...

But for everyone’s sake, please stay in. (and please wash your hands regularly)

If all men are trash...

Then you probably won't mind if I ask you to take me out?

They ask me what kind of drugs i used to take? And i said them about your smile

I plan to ask a girl out. Here is a picture of her.

I just had a cashier ask me for my number

I felt like sharing this because I just had a cashier ask me for my number today. It was cringe.

So I went to the grocery store today to buy some Gatorade. Went to the cash and I pulled out my phone to answer a text. This is how it went.

She asked "Does your phone work?"

I answered "Yes."

She replied "You should call me to check if it still works"

I said "I'll pay with credit...."

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.

I was so content with my life and one day I asked God, what could be better than this? And then I met you.

I'd ask you if you come here often, but I think we both know the answer to that.

Knock Knock Who's there? I love you!

I love you who? Don't ask who, because it's you.