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Top 50 Pulled Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Pulled chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Call me Hamstring, cos you've pulled.

  2. Not being with you is like when your bobby pin is pulling on only one hair.

    It hurts so bad.

  3. Are you a magnet cause I’m pulled in to you tonight.

  4. In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.

  5. I'm emptying shells into you!! Let me pull out and reload.

  6. Are you a black hole? Because you keep pulling me in.

  7. I campaign for the EU the same way I teach sex education: I tell them pulling out isn't safe.

  8. I pulled you over because you were causing a moving violation... In my pants.

  9. Wanna pull the wishbone with me? I’ll promise to let you win!

  10. I'm having problems with the zipper on this dress. Would you mind pulling it up for me?

pulled pickup line
What is a Pulled pickup line?

Funny pulled pickup lines

Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.

Hey babe, could you give my voting lever a little pull?

Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull.

I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.

If the pin of a grenade was stuck, would you pull out for me?

Baby you're as irresistible as pulling on the lane line during backstroke.

Nice outfit. I wish I could pull that off.

Hey, girl, they call me Red Five 'cause I don't pull out in time

I've got something besides a loaded-gun complex you can cock and pull.

If you pull out your treasure map, I'll show you where the booty is.

How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you!

*Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

I just had a cashier ask me for my number

I felt like sharing this because I just had a cashier ask me for my number today. It was cringe.

So I went to the grocery store today to buy some Gatorade. Went to the cash and I pulled out my phone to answer a text. This is how it went.

She asked "Does your phone work?"

I answered "Yes."

She replied "You should call me to check if it still works"

I said "I'll pay with credit...."

Did you pull those leeks out of the ground with your own bare hands?

Hey girl, is that door push or pull, cause I'm gonna hold it for you.

Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.

Hey, are you a single mother?

No? Do you want to be?

(Note: the one time I pulled this line on a girl, she actually was a single mother. Much backpedaling ensued)

I'd like your boat to pull in my pier.

Wanna know what the difference between me and my couch?

My couch actually pulls out.

Damn girl are you a black hole?

Because there will be no pulling out

Want to spend the night at my house tonight? The couch may not pull out, but I do.

Damn girl, you're so fine..

That I would stick my dick so far up your ass, whoever would pull it out would be crowned King Arthur.

Man those pants look hard to put on

But i’m pretty sure i could pull it off ;) ;)

My couch might pull out

But I don’t

Hey, want to come over?

My couch pulls out, but I don't.

They call me microwave

Because I pull out 2 seconds before I finish