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Top 50 Happened Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Happened pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Most guys would want to watch the world cup because it happens once in 4 years...

    But I'd rather look at you because the chances of meeting someone like you is once in a lifetime.

  2. Roses are red, my face is too...

    That only happens when I am with you.

  3. Excuse me, would you happen to be a Pokemon?

    Cause the first time I took a peek at you I was electrified....

  4. I wanna c_ddle and k_ss whats missing?

    "U and I"
    Exactly so let's make things happen

  5. Let's check if what happens in Strasbourg, stays in Brussels.

  6. Hey, wanna’ see what happens when I undo this safety pin?

  7. If you were a verb, I'd be I-N-G so I could get behind you and make action happen.

  8. What happens in Luxembourg stays in Luxembourg.

  9. You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

  10. My preferred gender pronouns happen to be 'us' and 'we'.

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In my robe is where the magic happens!

What'll happen if this ridge of high pressure collides with your warm frontal system?

Do you happen to have pet insurance?

Because that pussy is gonna get smashed tonight

Chuck Norris doesn't have sex, he merely let's divine intervention happen.

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Roses are red

So am I,
It only happens when I look at your eyes

I'll go so deep in your metadata you won't even know what happened....

Fall hardly happens here, but you'll be falling hard for my Canadian charm.

I see you're letting your gas tank open... Just so happens I have a gas hose.

Shhh, don't worry, you'll repress that this ever happened.

Does your dad happen to be a boxer?

Because you're a total knockout

Come see what happens when you let this dog off his leash.

It's not a shitty one liner... It's a shitty 12 liner

So I was chilling one night right, really hungry. Didn't feel like leaving the house so I called my friend and was like "hey can you grab me some 5 guys?" He was like "word" and went over to buy some. About 2 hours later he finally gets back, and I'm like about to about to fucking starve to death. As I'm shoveling this burger into my mouth I was kind of curious so I asked him "hey so what happened? Was traffic really that bad or what?" And he was like "nah.. It was just a really long pickup line"

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Working Happened tinder opener

Hey girl are you a fake scenario that will never happen but just hurt my own feelings

Because i can't stop thinking about you

Roses are red, my face is too

But it only happens when I talk to you

Wade: What's going on here? Zoe: I am here, Wade, to seduce you. Wade: You know, most people don't announce it first. Zoe: I just wanted to make sure you were aware of what was happening because this, my friend, is happening.

She:How tall are you?

She:How tall are you?
He:I was supposed to be 6'10.
She:So what happened?
He:God put the remaining 7 inches somewhere else.

I have tested positive for

Being the best thing that'll happen to you

Hey girl were you born on a highway

Cause thats where accidents happen

Do you need any help?

This happened to me a few weeks ago and I'm pretty proud of this line I made up.

I was walking around in a department store with this girl, and a worker came up to us and asked
"Do you guys need any help?"

I responded with the usual "No thanks" and then quickly added "I already found everything I'm looking for"

My friend gasped a little, and as I walked away, I heard the worker say "Damn that was good."

Sup girl I'm digging your phenotype

Let's see what happens when we mix our genotypes.

They say nobody’s perfect...

Does your name happen to be nobody?

Are you a book?

Because i noticed most pages have numbers but i didn’t happen to catch yours

This dude

So I work at a medium clothing store chain in a mall. And I'm just getting on break and a customer loudly says to this chick who I don't think even knew him:

"Damn gurl, if I worked in a grocery store, your ass would be the receiving, and I'd be the freight truck coming inside."

I was a bit surprised to see the volume used as everyone was looking around confused, as well as me. I went on my lunch really trying to figure out what the hell just happened. But then again, I applaud this man for his creativity. That was pretty good if you ask me.