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Top 50 Happened Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Happened pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Happened conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Most guys would want to watch the world cup because it happens once in 4 years...

    But I'd rather look at you because the chances of meeting someone like you is once in a lifetime.

  2. Roses are red, my face is too...

    That only happens when I am with you.

  3. Excuse me, would you happen to be a Pokemon?

    Cause the first time I took a peek at you I was electrified....

  4. Hey girl, are you my memory problems?

    Because...fuck, I can't remember what I was gonna say. This happens all the god damn time. Fuck, man. Why can't I- no! Just wait! I can remember it, okay? I just need to think. Please! I need this! I just want to be able to remember one little freaking thing. I'm sick of forgetting everything, okay? I feel like an idiot every time this happens, it makes me feel bloody worthless, I just want to- oh, right! Hey girl, are you my memory problems? 'Cause I forgot who you are and why I'm talking to you. Great, that's just great.

  5. I wanna c_ddle and k_ss whats missing?

    "U and I"
    Exactly so let's make things happen

  6. Let's check if what happens in Strasbourg, stays in Brussels.

  7. Hey, wanna’ see what happens when I undo this safety pin?

  8. If you were a verb, I'd be I-N-G so I could get behind you and make action happen.

  9. What happens in Luxembourg stays in Luxembourg.

  10. You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.


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Working happened pickup lines

My preferred gender pronouns happen to be 'us' and 'we'.

In my robe is where the magic happens!

What'll happen if this ridge of high pressure collides with your warm frontal system?

Do you know what will happen if there is no gravity?

I'll still be falling for you

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Bible-Gateway happens to be my homepage.

Do you know what will happen in zero gravity
I would still fall for you

Roses are red

So am I,
It only happens when I look at your eyes

This one never let me down

All right look here’s the deal and I hate to be so straightforward but I have a condition called Peripheral artery disease (PAD) basically means I have really bad circulation and the worst part of it happens to my ears so they constantly need something warm on them and only the inner thigh of a beautiful woman will suffice So if you’re willing to help me out I would really appreciate it

I'll go so deep in your metadata you won't even know what happened....

Fall hardly happens here, but you'll be falling hard for my Canadian charm.

I see you're letting your gas tank open... Just so happens I have a gas hose.

What happens when a lacrosse player goes blind? They become a referee.

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You're pretty good at skating. I'm pretty good at kissing. Let's see what happens when we put them together.

Roses are red, my face is too, this only happens when I cycle with you.

Centurion: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? I shall tell you once I meet an unstoppable force inside you.

What vitamin are you looking for? I heard semen is made out plenty of proteins, vitamin, and mineral, and I happen to have some with me right now. Want some?

Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I view your TikTok vids.

Babe, let's see what magic happens when I integrate my Shopify Shopping Feed into your system.

Hey baby, can you please hold my rod and wait for what happens?

Is this a vending machine? You know how they always say: Insert Bill Here. And I happen to call my dick Little Bill.

Hey, are you a toaster? Because I want to give you this bread for about two minutes and watch magic happen.

The strangest thing just happened to me

I saw ur bf nd i tried to hug him but ended up bumping into mirror

What would happen if I dropped a shark on thin ice? It would break the ice.