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Top 50 Died Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Died pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a death certificate?

    Because I’d die to have you

  2. Hey girl are you a cemetery?

    Because I’m dying to get inside you

  3. Damn girl, are you area 51?

    Because I'd die to get inside you.

  4. Are you a Brazilian Wandering Spider?

    Cause when you bite you give me an uncontrollable erection for hours till I die.

  5. Hey are you the afterlife?

    Cuz I’m dying to get into you

  6. Go out with me or die.

  7. If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me? Because if you don't I'm going to die of hypothermia.

  8. Hey girl you might not be perfect, but Jesus knows you are to die for.

  9. Are you sure you’re not a Dementor? Because I’m sure I’d die if you kissed me.

  10. Girl, are you Rose Tyler? Because you're pretty annoying but I'd probably still cry if you died.

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Funny died pickup lines

I wish I was one of ur tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.

I love her so much that if I died I’d Haunter.

I have died everyday waiting for you.

It’s a good thing we’re not in a horror movie. The cute ones always die first.

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I was dying to meet you.

One look at you and I feel like I've died and gone to a museum.

Clinical studies have shown that sex kills. Wanna die happy?

I will die the day Frisbee becomes an Olympic sport.

It’s not that I don’t love your costume. It’s just that I am literally dying to see what’s underneath it.

This could be our last night on Earth. You don't want to die a virgin.

I'm dying just to see you again!

I'm dieing to see you. Literally. I don't have much time left.

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Hey baby, I'm rich and probably going to die soon.

Unlike everyone else in Les Miserables, my love for you will never die.

The dying British soldiers won’t be the only ones screaming in the night.

Come with me or die!

Hey girl, are you a coffin?

Cuz I’m dying to get inside of you.

Are you heaven?

Because I probably don’t have a chance with you but I’m willing to die to find out

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Awww your cat died?

Come play with mine instead

Hey baby, you're so beautiful. I hope you don't die in a plane crash today.

I'm not gonna let you die a virgin, not on my watch.

Hey girl are you a washing machine?

Cause babies die inside you ;)