Top 50 Dying Pick Up lines
Are you dying to pick up a hot girl or guy? Use these dying pick up lines to help you. These funny and cheesy dying pick up lines will help you. Are you dying to see me or go out with me? Dying to love you, dying to kiss you, dying inside.
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Are you a death certificate?
Because I’d die to have you
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Hey girl are you a cemetery?
Because I’m dying to get inside you
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Are you a Brazilian Wandering Spider?
Cause when you bite you give me an uncontrollable e**... for hours till I die.
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Hey are you the afterlife?
Cuz I’m dying to get into you
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Roses are red, the Ukraine's flag is yellow and blue.
Roses are red, the Ukrainian flag is yellow and blue.
If Putin nukes us all tonight, I wanna die next to you. -
Go out with me or die.
Working short dying pickup lines to impress a girl
If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me? Because if you don't I'm going to die of hypothermia.
Hey girl you might not be perfect, but Jesus knows you are to die for.
Are you sure you’re not a Dementor? Because I’m sure I’d die if you kissed me.
Girl, are you Rose Tyler? Because you're pretty annoying but I'd probably still cry if you died.
I love her so much that if I died I’d Haunter.
I have died everyday waiting for you.
It’s a good thing we’re not in a horror movie. The cute ones always die first.
dying Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
Damn girl, are you a dying fire alarm?
Cause I wish you would shut the f**... up.
Can our first date be in the cemetery? I'm dying to meet you there.
I was dying to meet you.
One look at you and I feel like I've died and gone to a museum.
Clinical studies have shown that kiss kills. Wanna die happy?
I will die the day Frisbee becomes an Olympic sport.
This could be our last night on Earth. You don't want to die a virgin.
dying Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation
I'm dying just to see you again!
I'm dieing to see you. Literally. I don't have much time left.
Line: If I saw your naked body, I’d die happy.
Comeback: If I saw your naked body, I’d probably die laughing.
Heard the queen died, had to check up on you and make sure you were okay
Hey baby, I'm rich and probably going to die soon.
Unlike everyone else in Les Miserables, my love for you will never die.
Come with me or die!
The dying British soldiers won’t be the only ones screaming in the night.
Hey girl, are you a coffin?
Cuz I’m dying to get inside of you.
Are you heaven?
Because I probably don’t have a chance with you but I’m willing to die to find out
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Awww your cat died?
Come play with mine instead
dying Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush
Hey baby, you're so beautiful. I hope you don't die in a plane crash today.
I'm not gonna let you die a virgin, not on my watch.
Hey girl are you a washing machine?
Cause babies die inside you ;)
I died so I could haunt you.
I'm dying for you to bone me.
I'm dying and I need your help....
My doctor says I'm lacking vitamin you
Your lips
I wish I was one of ur tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips
Hey girl, are you my country?
Because I'll die for you
Roses are red, lapis is blue
I'd rather die than respawn without you
Piers Nivans: I’ll die for youExcella Gionne: Are you ready for me?
Hey baby, (give 1 plastic rose) I promise to love you until the last rose dies.
Ill make you scream like a dying kerrigan.
I wanted to just feel something, just one last time before I die.
I see that you just died
But I’m really necro-feelin ya right now
Girl, you must know CPR. You breathe new life into my dying heart.
I know why they call it a beaver. Because I'm dying for some wood.
Using smooth Dying phrases can work magic when trying to make a good impression. Try using funny and charming Dying conversation starters, chat starters, and comebacks for sticky moments.
Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Dying phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Dying lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.