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Top 50 Dying Pick Up lines

Are you dying to pick up a hot girl or guy? Use these dying pick up lines to help you. These funny and cheesy dying pick up lines will help you. Are you dying to see me or go out with me? Dying to love you, dying to kiss you, dying inside.

  1. Are you a death certificate?

    Because I’d die to have you

  2. Hey girl are you a cemetery?

    Because I’m dying to get inside you

  3. Are you a Brazilian Wandering Spider?

    Cause when you bite you give me an uncontrollable erection for hours till I die.

  4. Hey are you the afterlife?

    Cuz I’m dying to get into you

  5. Roses are red, the Ukraine's flag is yellow and blue.

    Roses are red, the Ukrainian flag is yellow and blue.
    If Putin nukes us all tonight, I wanna die next to you.

  6. Go out with me or die.

  7. If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me? Because if you don't I'm going to die of hypothermia.

  8. Hey girl you might not be perfect, but Jesus knows you are to die for.

  9. Are you sure you’re not a Dementor? Because I’m sure I’d die if you kissed me.

  10. Girl, are you Rose Tyler? Because you're pretty annoying but I'd probably still cry if you died.

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What is a Dying pickup line?

Working dying pickup lines

I wish I was one of ur tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.

I love her so much that if I died I’d Haunter.

I have died everyday waiting for you.

Damn girl, are you a dying fire alarm?

Cause I wish you would shut the fuck up.

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This is a funny Dying pickup line!

Can our first date be in the cemetery? I'm dying to meet you there.

I was dying to meet you.

One look at you and I feel like I've died and gone to a museum.

Clinical studies have shown that kiss kills. Wanna die happy?

I will die the day Frisbee becomes an Olympic sport.

It’s not that I don’t love your costume. It’s just that I am literally dying to see what’s underneath it.

This could be our last night on Earth. You don't want to die a virgin.

I'm dying just to see you again!

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Working Dying tinder opener

Line: If I saw your naked body, I’d die happy.
Comeback: If I saw your naked body, I’d probably die laughing.

Heard the queen died, had to check up on you and make sure you were okay

Hey baby, I'm rich and probably going to die soon.

Unlike everyone else in Les Miserables, my love for you will never die.

Come with me or die!

The dying British soldiers won’t be the only ones screaming in the night.

Hey girl, are you a coffin?

Cuz I’m dying to get inside of you.

Are you heaven?

Because I probably don’t have a chance with you but I’m willing to die to find out

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Awww your cat died?

Come play with mine instead

Hey baby, you're so beautiful. I hope you don't die in a plane crash today.