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Top 50 Dying Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Dying pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a death certificate?

    Because I’d die to have you

  2. Damn girl, are you area 51?

    Because I'd die to get inside you.

  3. Are you a Brazilian Wandering Spider?

    Cause when you bite you give me an uncontrollable erection for hours till I die.

  4. Hey are you the afterlife?

    Cuz I’m dying to get into you

  5. Go out with me or die.

  6. If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me? Because if you don't I'm going to die of hypothermia.

  7. Hey girl you might not be perfect, but Jesus knows you are to die for.

  8. Are you sure you’re not a Dementor? Because I’m sure I’d die if you kissed me.

  9. Girl, are you Rose Tyler? Because you're pretty annoying but I'd probably still cry if you died.

  10. I wish I was one of ur tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.

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Funny dying pickup lines

I love her so much that if I died I’d Haunter.

I have died everyday waiting for you.

It’s a good thing we’re not in a horror movie. The cute ones always die first.

Can our first date be in the cemetery? I'm dying to meet you there.

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One look at you and I feel like I've died and gone to a museum.

Clinical studies have shown that sex kills. Wanna die happy?

I will die the day Frisbee becomes an Olympic sport.

It’s not that I don’t love your costume. It’s just that I am literally dying to see what’s underneath it.

This could be our last night on Earth. You don't want to die a virgin.

I'm dieing to see you. Literally. I don't have much time left.

I'm dying just to see you again!

Line: If I saw your naked body, I’d die happy.
Comeback: If I saw your naked body, I’d probably die laughing.

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Working Dying tinder opener

Unlike everyone else in Les Miserables, my love for you will never die.

Come with me or die!

The dying British soldiers won’t be the only ones screaming in the night.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Hey baby, you're so beautiful. I hope you don't die in a plane crash today.

I'm not gonna let you die a virgin, not on my watch.

Hey girl are you a washing machine?

Cause babies die inside you ;)

I died so I could haunt you.

I'm dying for you to bone me.

Your lips

I wish I was one of ur tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips

Hey girl, are you my country?

Because I'll die for you