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50 Sick Pick Up lines

Description: Do you want some sick pick up lines to use on boys or girls? We have compiled the best pick up lines that are funny, cheesy, and sometimes dirty. These pick-up lines feature common infections such as cold, flu, fever, and more.

Best Working Sick Pickup Lines

A good Sick hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Hey girl, are you my memory problems?

    Because...f**..., I can't remember what I was gonna say. This happens all the god damn time. f**..., man. Why can't I- no! Just wait! I can remember it, okay? I just need to think. Please! I need this! I just want to be able to remember one little freaking thing. I'm sick of forgetting everything, okay? I feel like an idiot every time this happens, it makes me feel bloody worthless, I just want to- oh, right! Hey girl, are you my memory problems? 'Cause I forgot who you are and why I'm talking to you. Great, that's just great.

  2. This cold ain't as infectious as your smile.

  3. My muscle aches are nothing compared to the heartache you’re causing me.

  4. I was freezing, until I saw your hot body.

  5. Hey girl we might be in a pandemic

    But I'll never get sick of you

  6. If you ever get sick, I should just be your only paracetamol.

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What is a good Sick pickup line?

Here are 50 sick pick up lines for her and flirty sick rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your sick rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny sick pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty sick joke for a great chat response.

Short and cute sick pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about sick are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

You're anything but plain, and I'm sick of the plateau-nic life. Carbon Date Me?

You should get some rest. We can hiber-mate together.

You're looking a little cold over there. Why don't you come close so i can warm you with my feverish body.

Do you have a fever? Cause you're looking hot to me.

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Smooth Sick pickup line

Hey babe, you better call an ambulance. Cause I have fallen for you so hard that I think I broke my leg.

You're hotter than my fever.

Are those butterflies in my stomach? Oh wait you're just making me sick.


Cheesy sick Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Wow I've been dizzy all day...mind if I...fall in your arms.

Do you have a fever? Because you hotter than 100 degrees.

Baby, you like the rice. Because I never get sick of you.

My eyes hurt so much. From staring at you all day and i don't wanna look away.

Hey girl, are you the influenza virus? Because you make me want stay in bed all day and sweat a lot.


Hey girl, are you a cookie? Because I want to eat you out until I get sick.

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Working Sick tinder opener

Are you a hot glass of chicken noodle soup? Because I'd love to drink you up!

Corny sick Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Sick conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

[Meta] Can we please ban the comment 'Nice'

Im so sick of seeing posts with pretty much all the comments being 'nice' all because of that bot that gives you points or whatever.

Having 98% of comments be the same thing removes the entire purpose of the comment section, nothing relevant ever gets added now.

I can only speak for myself so let me (and the mods) know what you think of this by commenting.

You better know a good vet

Cus those puppies are sick

Does your stomach need a Kleenex? Cuz you got sick abs.

You're as hot as my temperature.

Are you a dinosaur?
Cuz jurr kiss sick

Hey girl listen I'm very sick and my doctor said that, "I need vitamin U..!"

I am feeling sick...

Must be from a lack of vitamin U.

Sometimes I hope the NSA is watching through my webcam so they witness my sick dance moves.

I feel sick,

And I'm really sure you are my only cure


Yeah, I’m kind of sick.

Sorry, I’m a little sick right now.

I caught them feels for you.

I'm so sick of your face

Always seeing it in my dreams

Are you my homework

Cause I wanna slam you on my table and do you all night long after procrastinating for hours just before the big test and getting very mild depression that only several years of therapy can help me with because I'm a sick and mournful fool of a human being

A good sick Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Sick hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

Hey will you be my medicine

Cuz I'm getting very sick of this lockdown

Hey girl, are you a cookie?

‘Cause when I’m around you too much, I get sick.

Girl are you a 5g tower?

Cause baby you got the whole world falling love sick for you

My lips are getting worse.. I need a kiss to make it all better. Mind being my medicine?

I just ate my ps4 and im feeling pretty sick
I might even spit some game on you

Hey have you caught the virus?

Coz girl you're sick!

Hey girl are you the NICU?

Cuz I want to put a sick baby inside you

Hey! Are you a drummer?

Cuz your grooves are sick.


You watch any Kubrick?

I think he might have ripped you off... Your way more ahead of time, twice as sick, three times as loving, and the water or floride in your mouth is making me feel a Strange love that I'd ride to a bang

Are you meningitis?

You’re making me really love sick.

The whole world might be getting sick

but I’ll never get sick of looking at you.

Corona made you sick

I made you my chick

Hey, are you trying to develop herd immunity?

Because we'd be sick together.

Without you, I’m Oslo-nely as can be.

There’s Norway I’d ever get sick of you!

Are u colds? Cause u make it so hard for me to breathe.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Sick love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Sick chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.