The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Sick Pick Up lines

Description: Do you want some sick pick up lines to use on boys or girls? We have compiled the best pick up lines that are funny, cheesy, and sometimes dirty. These pick-up lines feature common infections such as cold, flu, fever, and more.

  1. Hey girl, are you my memory problems?

    Because...fuck, I can't remember what I was gonna say. This happens all the god damn time. Fuck, man. Why can't I- no! Just wait! I can remember it, okay? I just need to think. Please! I need this! I just want to be able to remember one little freaking thing. I'm sick of forgetting everything, okay? I feel like an idiot every time this happens, it makes me feel bloody worthless, I just want to- oh, right! Hey girl, are you my memory problems? 'Cause I forgot who you are and why I'm talking to you. Great, that's just great.

  2. This cold ain't as infectious as your smile.

  3. My muscle aches are nothing compared to the heartache you’re causing me.

  4. I was freezing, until I saw your hot body.

  5. Hey girl we might be in a pandemic

    But I'll never get sick of you

  6. If you ever get sick, I should just be your only paracetamol.

  7. You're anything but plain, and I'm sick of the plateau-nic life. Carbon Date Me?

  8. You should get some rest. We can hiber-mate together.

  9. You're looking a little cold over there. Why don't you come close so i can warm you with my feverish body.

  10. Do you have a fever? Cause you're looking hot to me.

sick pickup line
What is a Sick pickup line?

Working sick pickup lines

Hey dude are you my ship cause I'm feeling sick over you.

Hey babe, you better call an ambulance. Cause I have fallen for you so hard that I think I broke my leg.

You're hotter than my fever.

Are those butterflies in my stomach? Oh wait you're just making me sick.

sick pickup line
This is a funny Sick pickup line!

Do you have a fever? Because you hotter than 100 degrees.

Baby, you like the rice. Because I never get sick of you.

My eyes hurt so much. From staring at you all day and i don't wanna look away.

Hey girl, are you the influenza virus? Because you make me want stay in bed all day and sweat a lot.

Hey girl, are you a cookie? Because I want to eat you out until I get sick.

Sick of staring at my ceiling this year

You want to be on top to change my view?

Are you a hot glass of chicken noodle soup? Because I'd love to drink you up!

[Meta] Can we please ban the comment 'Nice'

Im so sick of seeing posts with pretty much all the comments being 'nice' all because of that bot that gives you points or whatever.

Having 98% of comments be the same thing removes the entire purpose of the comment section, nothing relevant ever gets added now.

I can only speak for myself so let me (and the mods) know what you think of this by commenting.

sick pickup line
Working Sick tinder opener

Does your stomach need a Kleenex? Cuz you got sick abs.

You're as hot as my temperature.

Are you a dinosaur?

Cuz jurr kiss sick

Hey girl listen I'm very sick and my doctor said that, "I need vitamin U..!"

I am feeling sick...

Must be from a lack of vitamin U.

Sometimes I hope the NSA is watching through my webcam so they witness my sick dance moves.

I feel sick,

And I'm really sure you are my only cure

Yeah, I’m kind of sick.

Sorry, I’m a little sick right now.

I caught them feels for you.

I'm so sick of your face

Always seeing it in my dreams

Are you my homework

Cause I wanna slam you on my table and do you all night long after procrastinating for hours just before the big test and getting very mild depression that only several years of therapy can help me with because I'm a sick and mournful fool of a human being

I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me.