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Top 50 Sick Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Sick pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Sick conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. This cold ain't as infectious as your smile.

  2. My muscle aches are nothing compared to the heartache you’re causing me.

  3. I was freezing, until I saw your hot body.

  4. Hey girl we might be in a pandemic

    But I'll never get sick of you

  5. If you ever get sick, I should just be your only paracetamol.

  6. You're anything but plain, and I'm sick of the plateau-nic life. Carbon Date Me?

  7. You should get some rest. We can hiber-mate together.

  8. You're looking a little cold over there. Why don't you come close so i can warm you with my feverish body.

  9. Do you have a fever? Cause you're looking hot to me.

  10. Hey dude are you my ship cause I'm feeling sick over you.

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Funny sick pickup lines

Hey babe, you better call an ambulance. Cause I have fallen for you so hard that I think I broke my leg.

Are those butterflies in my stomach? Oh wait you're just making me sick.

You're hotter than my fever.

Wow I've been dizzy all day...mind if I...fall in your arms.

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Baby, you like the rice. Because I never get sick of you.

My eyes hurt so much. From staring at you all day and i don't wanna look away.

Hey girl, are you the influenza virus? Because you make me want stay in bed all day and sweat a lot.

Sick of staring at my ceiling this year

You want to be on top to change my view?

[Meta] Can we please ban the comment 'Nice'

Im so sick of seeing posts with pretty much all the comments being 'nice' all because of that bot that gives you points or whatever.

Having 98% of comments be the same thing removes the entire purpose of the comment section, nothing relevant ever gets added now.

I can only speak for myself so let me (and the mods) know what you think of this by commenting.

Are you a hot glass of chicken noodle soup? Because I'd love to drink you up!

You better know a good vet

Cus those puppies are sick

Does your stomach need a Kleenex? Cuz you got sick abs.

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You're as hot as my temperature.

Hey girl listen I'm very sick and my doctor said that, "I need vitamin U..!"

I am feeling sick...

Must be from a lack of vitamin U.

Sometimes I hope the NSA is watching through my webcam so they witness my sick dance moves.

I feel sick,

And I'm really sure you are my only cure

Yeah, I’m kind of sick.

Sorry, I’m a little sick right now.

I caught them feels for you.

I'm so sick of your face

Always seeing it in my dreams

Are you my homework

Cause I wanna slam you on my table and do you all night long after procrastinating for hours just before the big test and getting very mild depression that only several years of therapy can help me with because I'm a sick and mournful fool of a human being

I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

Hey will you be my medicine

Cuz I'm getting very sick of this lockdown

Hey girl, are you a cookie?

‘Cause when I’m around you too much, I get sick.