Top 50 Crazy Pick Up lines

The Opportunity Rover lasted 15 years on Mars...

Which is crazy, because I'd only last about 15 seconds in Uranus.

I just met you, and this is crazy but here's my bib number...pace me maybe?

Are you an Elder Scroll? Because looking at you drives me crazy!

You must be from the Caribbean because Jamaican me crazy.

Hey I just met you, but calling something "crazy" stigmatises the mentally ill so check ur privilege and call me maybe.

You can call me President Snow cause I'm gonna make your Peeta go crazy.

I know we just met and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe.

Are you the Croatoan virus? Because baby I’m going crazy for you.

Call me Azula because I’m crazy for you.

Take me to the looney bin.. Cause you're bacon me crazy.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, but heres my back, so whip me maybe?

Hey beautiful, you’re like dementia.

You’re the only thing on my mind and you’re driving me crazy.

Hey girl do you have licence? Bcz you are driving me crazy

Baby, you don't need Tsukuyomi to drive me crazy.

You must be Sailor Mercury, you make me (love-)crazy like a Hatter.

Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy. But here's a lighter. Smoke signal me, maybe?

I just wanna make like, crazy science with you.

Are you ready to go crazy tonight? Because I am already hearing voices!

Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but here’s my TARDIS. Time Travel maybe?

Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy b**... around here.

Does your insurance cover mental health? Because you're driving me crazy!

Girl, if you were a hatchery, I would be injecting like crazy.

It is crazy, the way you make this heart beat faster the way only sweets can do to me.

I just met you. And this is crazy. But here's my number... Belay me maybe?

Are you from the home office cause you got me going crazy.

Are you bacon? Because the smell of you in the morning drives me crazy.

Katy: I know this is crazy, but I’m going to text you.

Girl, I hope you have a license, cause you’re driving me crazy

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, And they're like It's better than yours, Damn right it's better than yours, I can teach you, But I have to charge I know you want it, The thing that makes me, What the guys go crazy for.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute, wanna make out maybe?

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through o**... s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

You know whats crazy?

I s**... at geometry but i know a cute mf when i see one

Half-off on a roll of 5? They must have some crazy charisma.

Babe, you driving me crazy that I end up in Arkham asylum.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. My name's Saul Goodman, so call me maybe?

(Berserker) Girl, you make me all crazy about you.

Are you Jamaican? ‘Cause Jamaican me crazy.

Hey girl I bet your driving license’s suspended?

For driving all them guys crazy.