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Top 50 Crazy Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Crazy chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Are you my meds?

    When I don't have you it drives me crazy

  2. Are you a test crash vehicle?

    Cause I wanna drive you crazy and smash you in to the wall.

  3. Hey I know we just met this is crazy but go ahead Abduct me baby.

  4. Let's get crazy and leave our teeth in tonight.

  5. I just met you, and this is crazy but, here's my number, so call me or else.

  6. The Opportunity Rover lasted 15 years on Mars...

    Which is crazy, because I'd only last about 15 seconds in Uranus.



    I'll see myself out now..

  7. I just met you, and this is crazy but here's my bib number...pace me maybe?

  8. Are you an Elder Scroll? Because looking at you drives me crazy!

  9. You must be from the Caribbean because Jamaican me crazy.

  10. You don’t need a car to drive me crazy, restrictive abortion bills already do that.

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What is a Crazy pickup line?

Funny crazy pickup lines

Hey I just met you, but calling something "crazy" stigmatises the mentally ill so check ur privilege and call me maybe.

Girl, you must be Jamaican because Jamaican me crazy.

You can call me President Snow cause I'm gonna make your Peeta go crazy.

I know we just met and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe.

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This is a funny Crazy pickup line!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Snow.

Snow who? Snow use. I am crazy about you.

Call me Azula because I’m crazy for you.

Take me to the looney bin.. Cause you're bacon me crazy.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, but heres my back, so whip me maybe?

Are you living in an asylum? Because I'm simply crazy for you.

Baby, you don't need Tsukuyomi to drive me crazy.

You must be Sailor Mercury, you make me (love-)crazy like a Hatter.

Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy. But here's a lighter. Smoke signal me, maybe?

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Working Crazy tinder opener

Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but here’s my TARDIS. Time Travel maybe?

Does your insurance cover mental health? Because you're driving me crazy!

Girl, I hope you have a license, cause you’re driving me crazy

Hey, I just met you and this is crazy. But do you wanna pray with me? And hold hands maybe?

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute, wanna make out maybe?

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. My name's Saul Goodman, so call me maybe?

Are you Jamaican? ‘Cause Jamaican me crazy.

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy!

But here's my number. Now get in the fucking van.

Are you using mango shampoo?

Because you're making this man go crazy

Excuse me ma'am, why do you still drive?

Didn't your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?