83 Confused Pick Up lines And Rizz

"Did we meet in a past life? Because your smile is like a deja-vu, only a lot more beautiful and less confusing."

"Are you a puzzle? Because the more I try to figure you out, the more I get lost in your eyes."

"You're like a German lesson, confusing yet charming, In my heart, you've started an alarm ringing."

"I thought sapphires were rare until I met you, with your unique beauty outshining any gem."

"Like a rare gem, your beauty is enchanting and leaves me brilliantly confused, yet wanting more."

"Are you a rare gem? Because finding someone as precious and enchanting as you is truly confusing."

"If your smile was a gem, even the Hope Diamond would be lost in its confusion."

"Seeing you in your pajamas with a pin on your forehead, Google Maps must have confused my heart's destination for yours."

"Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes - it's more confusing than untangling a bra strap."

"In math, 'x' and 'y' are variables, but in my life, the only constant I need is a 'U' next to an 'I'."

"You're unsure about love? Let's skip the confusion and start with irresistible attraction instead."

"Are you an abstract painting? You've got me confused and attracted at the same time."

"You're right, playlists can be confusing. But they are always intriguing, like a mystery waiting to be solved, don't you think?"

"Do you specialize in doughnuts? Because I'm just glazed and confused by your captivating beauty."

"Sounds rough! But hey, who needs confusing friendships when you've got amazing conversations like ours going on?"

"In a sea of confusing messages, your beauty and charm are the only things that make perfect sense to me."

"Can I tell you a secret? Your beauty's the only thing that makes questioning my sexuality so confusing."

"Amidst all these confusing messages, your smile is the only clear thing that lights up my world."

"Jokes might confuse me, but it's clear to see that you're the most beautiful punchline life could offer."

"Wth indeed! That's also what I say when I see pineapple on a pizza. Do you share this culinary confusion?"

"Oh, you're so sweet! You must have confused me with your self-reflection again."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, and it's making my head spin with confusion."

Sorry I've just been a bit confused about the zoning tonight.

"Amidst chaos and mixed signals, your beauty stands as my only true north."

"You in that green dress makes me feel like a confused traffic light; should I stop or go straight to your heart?"

"Yea, confusion may show, but your radiant beauty outshines any rainbow."

"I can see why colors confuse you, because when I look at you, all I see is a masterpiece."

"I might know the difference between blush and bronzer, but there's no confusion about my attraction to you."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes, more confusing than an Arabian bazaar."

"You must be a magician, every time you overthink, it's a beautiful trick how you turn confusion into charm."

"I've got schizophrenia, but honey, there's no confusion about how attractive you are."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your beauty, and now I'm totally confused."

"You know, I'm like my two knives - sharp and captivating; unlike toilets, I'd never leave you flushed and confused."

"I'm up for it! But fair warning, I dance like a confused octopus after two drinks!"

"Haha, glad you're enjoying my charm! People often confuse me for a stand-up comedian, but I'm just naturally this funny."

"In this world full of confusion, your soul is like a beacon, Ronald Renard Jackson, your love is all I'm seekin'."

"Hey, since math always talks about 'x' and 'y', how about we change the equation and make it about 'you' and 'I'?"

"No, sorry for the confusion, but I'm not Danielle. More like a rose, unique and special, with my own poetic tale to tell."

"Well, that's quite an upgrade from being on your to-do list! Just don't confuse me with your grocery list."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, my sense of direction gets lost in your beauty."

It must be really confusing to play chess with you..

Heck I wouldn't know if the onboard queen is cuter or the one moving it.

Did a bee try to attack you this morning?

Because I totally confused you for a flower

"If I had a dollar for every time I confused you both, I'd be a millionaire by now."

It’s (insert target’s name here) outside..

(After initial confusion..)
Sorry meant to say Beautiful!!!

"Are you a software update? Because not now doesn't seem to work on my heart."

"Excuse me, but when I saw you, even my confused 'huh?' turned into a captivated 'wow!' Can we talk more?"

"In your eyes, my confusion finds its art, for understanding you is a beautiful part."

"Hey, should we call the storks already? They're a bit confused about who the real mom of our imaginary kids is."

"Birds, goats.. it's all confusing, but the chemistry between us? That's crystal clear to me."

"A bit confused, you say? Well, let's get lost together in a conversation that might just make everything clear."

"Excuse me, do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes and it's more confusing than Tokyo during a Godzilla attack!"

"You say I'm confused, sweet girl so divine, within your complexity, my heart does shine."

"Are you a Picasso painting? Because every angle of you screams beautiful, original, and slightly confusing."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes...and even Google can't help me out this time!"

"Do you come with GPS? Because every time I see you, my heart gets completely disoriented."

"I'm not Christian Grey, but I promise our story will be less confusing and way more fun!"

"Well, I'm a total sucker for puppy eyes. Your captivating eyes might have me confused though — are you sure you're not part dog?"

"You must be a diamond, because I find myself lost in your complexity and dazzled by your brilliance."

You look so familiar, I think we've met in my dream...

It must be the clothes confusing me, mind taking them of so I can cream

Hey, girl, you wanna make trans-inclusive language needlessly confusing?

...because my preferred pronoun is *you.*

Math is so confusing.

It's always talking about x and y and never you and I.

Girl you're like Nutella...

Cause really wanna lick you or spoon you, Ahhh I'm confused maybe I'll do both

Me without you is like a marketer without analytics. Lost, visionless, and confused.

Dabangg: "Hum tum mein itne ched karenge, ki confuse ho jaoge ke saans kahan se le aur paade kahan se".

Did you use CONFUSE RAY?, cuz your making me dizzy.

I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.

Sorry I've just been a bit confused about the zoning tonight.
Basically, are you allowed into my heart?
Cos that's where I keep finding you.