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Top 23 Confused Pick Up lines

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  1. Oh hey girl, is it your birthday today?

    Got me confused with all that cake you got there.

  2. Hey boy are you a vocation? Because I can't quite discern you and you're really confusing.

  3. Hey girl, are you afraid of bees?

    Because there is a high chance that you may get confused for a flower.

  4. You know what are my last two brain cells are doing

    their confused because they can't understand how cute you are

  5. What does it mean

    i been confused on what "Did you know the distance from here to here (pointing from her left shoulder to just below the neck) is the same distance from here to here (pointing from the neck to her right shoulder) means yall help me out

  6. Sorry I've just been a bit confused about the zoning tonight.

  7. A long one

    So yesterday I had to go to the pharmacist to drop off my prescription. There was an absurdly long line all being held up by this woman who couldn't find her ID. She was looking through her purse, pockets, everything. She kept repeating "I know I have it, I know I have it." This goes on for at least 10 whole minutes. Eventually she gave up and left. As she walked by me to leave I saw the look of pure defeat on her face. After 2 more people it was finally my turn. I gave the pharmacist my prescription. He looked at me with a puzzled expression and asked why I just gave him my prescription. Being also confused, I said "this is drop off right?"
    He looked at me and said "No, this is the pickup line."

  8. Hey girl are you an EULA cuz I can't wait to accept all your terms and conditions

    Edit : Didn't realise EULA might be confusing, I meant End User License Agreement

  9. It must be really confusing to play chess with you..

    Heck I wouldn't know if the onboard queen is cuter or the one moving it.

  10. Did a bee try to attack you this morning?

    Because I totally confused you for a flower

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It’s (insert target’s name here) outside..
(After initial confusion..)
Sorry meant to say Beautiful!!!

You look so familiar, I think we've met in my dream...

It must be the clothes confusing me, mind taking them of so I can cream

- Day 65

Hey, girl, you wanna make trans-inclusive language needlessly confusing?

...because my preferred pronoun is *you.*

They say those starved of love are confused by it...

Or was it stunned by it... 🤔 Or maybe avoid it? Every fiber in my body is telling me to run but your smile is magnetic and my love hard as steel..

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Give me your hand...

Puts lime in her hand.

She looks confused.

“That was just an excuse to hold your hand.”

She laughs.

“That was my pick up lime.”

Me : Titanic!
She : (confused) what?
Me : Can't think any other ice breaker. Hi I am _

Why don't you go out with me and confuse everybody who believes in Natural Selection?

Me without you is like a marketer without analytics. Lost, visionless, and confused.

Dabangg: "Hum tum mein itne ched karenge, ki confuse ho jaoge ke saans kahan se le aur paade kahan se".

Did you use CONFUSE RAY?, cuz your making me dizzy.

Sorry I've just been a bit confused about the zoning tonight.
Basically, are you allowed into my heart?
Cos that's where I keep finding you.

I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.