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Top 26 Confused Pick Up lines

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  1. Oh hey girl, is it your birthday today?

    Got me confused with all that cake you got there.

  2. Do i confuse your sexuality yet or should i walk by again?

  3. Hey boy are you a vocation? Because I can't quite discern you and you're really confusing.

  4. Are you an Auto-Moderator on this sub?

    Because you are confused and you’re fucking everyone.

  5. Hey girl, are you afraid of bees?

    Because there is a high chance that you may get confused for a flower.

  6. Nice shoelaces do you wanna fuck?

    Creates the perfect confusion to start a conversation

  7. You know what are my last two brain cells are doing

    their confused because they can't understand how cute you are

  8. Sorry I've just been a bit confused about the zoning tonight.

  9. A long one

    So yesterday I had to go to the pharmacist to drop off my prescription. There was an absurdly long line all being held up by this woman who couldn't find her ID. She was looking through her purse, pockets, everything. She kept repeating "I know I have it, I know I have it." This goes on for at least 10 whole minutes. Eventually she gave up and left. As she walked by me to leave I saw the look of pure defeat on her face. After 2 more people it was finally my turn. I gave the pharmacist my prescription. He looked at me with a puzzled expression and asked why I just gave him my prescription. Being also confused, I said "this is drop off right?"
    He looked at me and said "No, this is the pickup line."

  10. This dude

    So I work at a medium clothing store chain in a mall. And I'm just getting on break and a customer loudly says to this chick who I don't think even knew him:

    "Damn gurl, if I worked in a grocery store, your ass would be the receiving, and I'd be the freight truck coming inside."

    I was a bit surprised to see the volume used as everyone was looking around confused, as well as me. I went on my lunch really trying to figure out what the hell just happened. But then again, I applaud this man for his creativity. That was pretty good if you ask me.

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It must be really confusing to play chess with you..
Heck I wouldn't know if the onboard queen is cuter or the one moving it.

Did a bee try to attack you this morning?

Because I totally confused you for a flower

It’s (insert target’s name here) outside..

(After initial confusion..)
Sorry meant to say Beautiful!!!

Hey, girl, you wanna make trans-inclusive language needlessly confusing?

...because my preferred pronoun is *you.*

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They say those starved of love are confused by it...

Or was it stunned by it... 🤔 Or maybe avoid it? Every fiber in my body is telling me to run but your smile is magnetic and my love hard as steel..

Give me your hand...
Puts lime in her hand.

She looks confused.

“That was just an excuse to hold your hand.”

She laughs.

“That was my pick up lime.”

Me : Titanic!

She : (confused) what?
Me : Can't think any other ice breaker. Hi I am _

Girl you're like Nutella...

Cause really wanna lick you or spoon you, Ahhh I'm confused 🤦‍️ maybe I'll do both 🤪

- Day 10

Hey girl, wanna know why they call me "huge penis guy"?

So do I, it's really confusing. I have a micro-micropenis.

Me without you is like a marketer without analytics. Lost, visionless, and confused.

Dabangg: "Hum tum mein itne ched karenge, ki confuse ho jaoge ke saans kahan se le aur paade kahan se".

Did you use CONFUSE RAY?, cuz your making me dizzy.

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I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.

Why don't you go out with me and confuse everybody who believes in Natural Selection?