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Top 43 Messed Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Messed pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. What's a nice girl like you doing in a ripped apart bloody mess like this?

  2. You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?

  3. I must be a Rubik's cube

    Because the more you mess with me, the harder I get.

  4. Are you that scene I messed up? Because I can't stop thinking about you.

  5. I saw you unwinding that mess of earbuds so gracefully.

  6. Who’s ya hair dresser? Tell her I apologize for messing up her work!

  7. Girl are you cholesterol?

    Cuz your messing with my heart

  8. Are you that line i just brutally messed up? because i can't stop thinking about you.

  9. I won't mess with our leading until we are married.

  10. Nice hair, wanna mess it up?

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Could I treat you like a snowstorm

Give you 6 inches, make you walk funny and leave a mushy mess afterwards

We can make a mess as I've hired some lysosomes to clean up after.

I’m gonna have to call whoever compiles dictionaries

Because if they don’t mention you, they’re messing up the definition of beautiful.

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What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around

Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*

Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

Are you an optical illusion
Because your looks are messing with my head

What do you say to a girl who superliked you?

I don't want to mess it up

Are you the US riots going on right now?

‘Cause you make me want to smash, though I know we will all regret the mess it brings after.

Violets are Red, Roses are Blue

Fuck I messed it up!

Hey girl, did you fall from heaven?

... Cause that would explain why your face is so messed up

What's the number of days you've been self-isolating? I am a 14 and let's mess around.

I am a cyclone boy that can mess you up on the inside.

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You hear that Russia spans across 11 time zones? That's messed up right?

Points to you if you enjoyed this. Additional points if you know what the last part is from.

Probably not helpful unless you’re interested in a history buff with messed up humor.

Hey mamma, I’d go Oedipus for you.

Hey girl are you a bath?

Because i want to have a toaster with you.
Damn i messed it up again

Hey baby, are you chewing gum?

Because I wanna eat you until you're a wet mess

Did you fall from heaven

Cause your face is pretty messed up

I'd die a million times for you even if it mess up my K/D ratio.

Your senses must be messed up, because your eyes are talking to me.

I would love you even if you messed up my sock index.

Even though it would mess up my K/D ratio, I'd die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you.

Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.

Do you have a boyfriend? (Yes) Do you mess around? (No) Would you hold still while I do?