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Top 40 messed Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Messed chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. What's a nice girl like you doing in a ripped apart bloody mess like this?

  2. You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?

  3. I must be a Rubik's cube

    Because the more you mess with me, the harder I get.

  4. Are you that scene I messed up? Because I can't stop thinking about you.

  5. I saw you unwinding that mess of earbuds so gracefully.

  6. Who’s ya hair dresser? Tell her I apologize for messing up her work!

  7. Girl are you cholesterol?

    Cuz your messing with my heart

  8. Are you that line i just brutally messed up? because i can't stop thinking about you.

  9. I won't mess with our leading until we are married.

  10. Nice hair, wanna mess it up?

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I usually say a stupid pickup line but I don't want to mess this up.

I’m gonna have to call whoever compiles dictionaries

Because if they don’t mention you, they’re messing up the definition of beautiful.

"Do you ever just lie down at night, look up at the stars and think about all the messed up things in the world? Like why is there a 'D' in 'fridge' but no 'D' in 'refrigerator'?"

What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around

Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Her*responds*
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
Me:
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*

Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

What do you say to a girl who superliked you?

I don't want to mess it up

Are you the US riots going on right now?

‘Cause you make me want to smash, though I know we will all regret the mess it brings after.

Violets are Red, Roses are Blue
Fuck I messed it up!

Hey girl, did you fall from heaven?

... Cause that would explain why your face is so messed up

So here's something that i thought of and hi, i'm new here!

So, there was a thought about a few days ago which i figured could possibly work as a pick-up line if changed a bit, as for that thought/possible pick-up line if changed a bit, here it is:

"Regular" version: "Isn't mascara, ear-rings lipstick and the like kind of dumb/stupid/unnecessary?

"Pick-up line" version: "Don't you think that mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like is kind of dumb/stupid/unnecessary?
"As for why i think so it's because it just messes with your skin and i don't think there's any reason as to why you should mess with perfection so i can't understand why you have **insert whichever one/ones of mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like that the person has on here** on.

You hear that Russia spans across 11 time zones? That's messed up right?

Points to you if you enjoyed this. Additional points if you know what the last part is from.

Hey baby, are you chewing gum?

Because I wanna eat you until you're a wet mess

Hey girl are you a bath?

Because i want to have a toaster with you.
Damn i messed it up again

Did you fall from heaven

Cause your face is pretty messed up

Hey girl, you wanna go out in public with me some time?

Because I'd love showing off to the entire world that you're with me.





We can go anywhere you want to go. I'll buy dinner and pay for our movie tickets too. Genuinely no expectation for sex because just knowing you want to spend time with me would get me off. We can get ice creams and lick each other's flavors. Like in super slow motion. If you choke on something I'm going to do everything in my power to keep you alive because when we do have sexual intercourse it will only be with your not dead body. Every time I see you my heart does multiple somersaults inside and I wish you could somehow feel that feeling it gives me so you'd have some idea of how fully head over heels I am for you and that luscious body you're packing into that outfit of yours. When we do make sweet love to each other's bodies you will always finish first. In fact if you don't bust a lady nut I won't be busting a jizz nut either. If you send me nudes not only will I never share them with anybody else ever I will also make sure and keep them inside encrypted folders on external drives that I keep in my 6 foot fire proof safe. Any time I use them to pleasure my weiner dong I'll make sure to put the nudes back into the safe immediately. Before I even clean up the mess you made me make because I was thinking about you and you got me so horny I couldn't even properly prepare ahead of time and get the paper towels ready so I just launched the baby batter right into my belly button. And when our date is over I'm going to be waiting by my phone anxiously awaiting your next texts to find out when I can set eyes on you again. What really confuses me is how I survived all my life without you because now that I know you girl, I can't live another moment without you in my life.




Ok so, pick you up around 5?

Probably not helpful unless you’re interested in a history buff with messed up humor.

Hey mamma, I’d go Oedipus for you.

Let me know when you're close, so I can use my blast shield. It was a mess last time.

I'd die a million times for you even if it mess up my K/D ratio.

Your senses must be messed up, because your eyes are talking to me.

I would love you even if you messed up my sock index.

We can make a mess as I've hired some lysosomes to clean up after.

You mess with my family, you mess with me. Mess around with me, that's different. That's a good time.

You really shouldn't wear makeup. You're messing with perfection!

If I let you mess me up in smash, would you let me mess you up in bed?

Who yo hair dresser? Tell her I apologize for messing up her work

Don’t lie on your personal history interview. You wouldn’t want to mess with perfection.