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Top 49 Messed Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Messed pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Messed tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?

  2. I wish you were my bed…

    So I can get in you every night, mess you up, then do you again in the morning. ;)

  3. I must be a Rubik's cube

    Because the more you mess with me, the harder I get.

  4. Are you that scene I messed up? Because I can't stop thinking about you.

  5. I saw you unwinding that mess of earbuds so gracefully.

  6. Hey girl you'r like cholesterol

    Always messing with my heart

  7. Excuse me, I think I left my jacket on your bedroom floor. Oh, shoot. I messed it up again. That’s tomorrow morning!

  8. Who’s ya hair dresser? Tell her I apologize for messing up her work!

  9. Leon Kennedy: Only you can mess up my hair.

  10. You really shouldn’t dye your hair. You’re messing with perfection.


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What is a Messed pickup line?

Working messed pickup lines

Tauren Marine: You mess with the bull, you get the horns.

Nice hair, wanna mess it up in bed?

Girl are you cholesterol?

Cuz your messing with my heart

Who’s ya hair dresser? Tell her I apologize for messing up her work tonight!

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This is a funny Messed pickup line!

Are you that line i just brutally messed up? because i can't stop thinking about you.

Nice hair, wanna mess it up?

I won't mess with our leading until we are married.

I usually say...

I usually say a stupid pickup line but I don't want to mess this up.

Could I treat you like a snowstorm

Give you 6 inches, make you walk funny and leave a mushy mess afterwards

We can make a mess as I've hired some lysosomes to clean up after.

I’m gonna have to call whoever compiles dictionaries

Because if they don’t mention you, they’re messing up the definition of beautiful.

What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around

Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Her*responds*
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
Me:
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*

Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

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Working Messed tinder opener

Are you an optical illusion

Because your looks are messing with my head

What do you say to a girl who superliked you?

I don't want to mess it up

Are you the US riots going on right now?

‘Cause you make me want to smash, though I know we will all regret the mess it brings after.

Hey girl, did you fall from heaven?

... Cause that would explain why your face is so messed up

I am a cyclone boy that can mess you up on the inside.

What's the number of days you've been self-isolating? I am a 14 and let's mess around.

So here's something that i thought of and hi, i'm new here!

So, there was a thought about a few days ago which i figured could possibly work as a pick-up line if changed a bit, as for that thought/possible pick-up line if changed a bit, here it is:

"Regular" version: "Isn't mascara, ear-rings lipstick and the like kind of dumb/stupid/unnecessary?

"Pick-up line" version: "Don't you think that mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like is kind of dumb/stupid/unnecessary?
"As for why i think so it's because it just messes with your skin and i don't think there's any reason as to why you should mess with perfection so i can't understand why you have **insert whichever one/ones of mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like that the person has on here** on.

Did you fall from heaven

Cause your face is pretty messed up

You hear that Russia spans across 11 time zones? That's messed up right?

Points to you if you enjoyed this. Additional points if you know what the last part is from.

Hey baby, are you chewing gum?

Because I wanna eat you until you're a wet mess

Probably not helpful unless you’re interested in a history buff with messed up humor.

Hey mamma, I’d go Oedipus for you.