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Top 18 Junk Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Junk chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a storage chest? cuz i wanna put my junk in your trunk.

  2. Hey girl are you a trash can?

    Because I want to put my junk in you.

  3. Hey girl are you a trashcan?

    Because i want to put my junk inside you to make the world a better place

  4. Some may call you junk. Me? I call you treasure.

  5. Hey girl, are you a warehouse?

    Cuz I wouldn’t mind if you held my junk

  6. Hey baby are you a trash can

    Because i wanna put my junk in you

  7. Are you a box?

    Because I'd love to stuff my junk in you

  8. Do you need help cleaning out your car?

    I’d love to help by handling all that junk in your trunk.

  9. Put your junk in my trunk.

  10. Are you a dumpster?

    ’Cause I wanna put my junk inside you.

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What is a Junk pickup line?

Funny junk pickup lines

Probably right now you might be in a place you do not like, and you are using escapism actions to face that.

For some it will be playing video games, watching porn, eating junk food…you better than anyone know what you are doing to escape certain feelings.

The question is:

What are you using as an escape to avoid feeling bad about yourself?

To break that pattern is not easy there are no magic pills, it is a constant work in progress.

First, start thinking more about your goals. Create clear reasons to do all of them.

Pitch your perfect life, pitch the perfect version of yourself, the one where you are good enough, ready for everything.

Then start asking yourself what's the difference between the person you are right now and the person you want to be.

What are you lacking?

What goals should you accomplish in order to be that person and start writing them down.

Have measurable goals so you can check on your progress.

Then ask yourself from the person I am today how can I get to that person I imagine?

What skills do I need to get?

At the same time start by getting to know yourself better. Bring your pains into your awareness.

Why do I feel this in this moment?

Go deeper.

What is triggering me to feel in a certain state?

Why do I feel this way?

Ask yourself several times this question why, why and why?

Identify the moments you react disproportionality to the situation like feeling anxious to approach and other stress states.

Check what triggers you.

Identify the sensation and the thought that is coming up and then ask what the other situations were where you had this kind of sensations.

What was the previous time that you felt that?

And before that time when did you feel that?

Until you find when was the first time you felt the exact fear that you are feeling right now.

Try to meditate everyday:

Think about what are you escaping.

Think about the sensation that you feel, when you feel bad.

When was the previous time that you were feeling this too?

Breath into the sensations that are provoking your escapism.

Accept them and let them go.

You need to do this every day and have no expectations of when this will work and make the feeling go away. There are only benefits from doing it. Then use the following breathing exercise when you are feeling this: 6 seconds breathe in, 3 seconds hold, 6 seconds exhale doing “shhh” sound and letting go of the feeling, 3 seconds hold and again.

Hope this is helpful for you to apply during this quarantine times

Peace out

You can call me the Garbagewoman...

Cause I wanna handle your junk

"Does this belong to you...?"

(Setup: Before you try this you need to preplan and have a piece of jewellery or something with you. IE... bracelet, necklace, etc even if it's plastic junk)


"Excuse me does this belong to you?"

(hold out jewellery)

HER: "Nooo???"

"Are you sure?"

HER: "Yeahhh"

"Oh, well I found it at the other end of the bar and the guy there said it belonged to the prettiest girl in the bar, so I figured it was yours"


works 100% of the time.

Hey girl are you a garbage bag?

Because I want to put my junk in you.

Are you an antiquer?

Because I have some junk that hasn't been touched in years.

Are you an antiques collector? Because I have some junk that hasn't been touched in years.

Baby you know this junk isn't's firewire!

Did you get my junk mail?